Lovely read-aloud of this poem: https://vocaroo.com/i/s1VZLZWjsS2L Once Upon a Sailor once der was a sailor it was a big bad whaler it hunt for the whales, harpoon ‘em dead and sell ‘em to grimy retailers once der was a whale it had a big fat tail it jump out of water, plop right back in capsizing the sailor and sail once der was a mermaid it also had a big fat tail it saw drowning sailor, pulled him to shore said, “Whales are friends, you diddlydoor!” again, der was a sailor this time a little more paler he said, “I have kids! A family to feed! “It’s not like i want to be whaler!” again, der was a whale he morph into talking quail he climb onto land, chuck sailor with sand said, “I have a family too you punkass bitch.”
I do believe the mermaid is not as big as mermaid princess shirahoshi from one piece, so the tail size must be smaller than whale (expect the whale is from Puffer Whale species, the one who caught by Toriko and served by Komatsu)
Oh, there once was a pirate named Ragnar the Red Who came sailing to Whiterun from ole Rorikstead And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade As he told of bold battles and gold he had made But then he went quiet, did Ragnar the Red When he met the ship captain, Matilda, who said: "Oh you talk, and you lie, and you drink all our ale Now I think it's high time that you sink down deap" And so then came clashing and slashing of steel As the brave Captain Matilda charged in full of zeal And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no more When his ugly red head rolled around on the deck hehehehe
this is kinda embarrassing but I didn't know if "der" should be capitalized or not in titles, so I just decided to use different words