Poem Once Upon a Sailor

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Who has the bigger, fatter tail?

  1. The whale

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  2. The mermaid

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  1. Blobber

    Blobber Well-Known Member

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    Lovely read-aloud of this poem: https://vocaroo.com/i/s1VZLZWjsS2L

    Once Upon a Sailor

    once der was a sailor
    it was a big bad whaler
    it hunt for the whales, harpoon ‘em dead
    and sell ‘em to grimy retailers

    once der was a whale
    it had a big fat tail
    it jump out of water, plop right back in
    capsizing the sailor and sail

    once der was a mermaid
    it also had a big fat tail
    it saw drowning sailor, pulled him to shore
    said, “Whales are friends, you diddlydoor!”

    again, der was a sailor
    this time a little more paler
    he said, “I have kids! A family to feed!
    “It’s not like i want to be whaler!”

    again, der was a whale
    he morph into talking quail
    he climb onto land, chuck sailor with sand
    said, “I have a family too you punkass bitch.”
     
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  2. Harry

    Harry Now you see me

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    I do believe the mermaid is not as big as mermaid princess shirahoshi from one piece, so the tail size must be smaller than whale (expect the whale is from Puffer Whale species, the one who caught by Toriko and served by Komatsu)
     
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  3. Blobber

    Blobber Well-Known Member

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    LOL your analysis hahahaha :blobjoy: 10/10
     
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  4. dzymmer

    dzymmer {LURKER}{Ghost}

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    great poem!
    LOL
     
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    Blobber Well-Known Member

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    Thank you!
     
  6. ughughugh

    ughughugh Well-Known Member

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    Why is it called "Once Upon a Sailer", when you only say "Once Der Was a Sailer"?
     
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  7. replay

    replay ★Milk and Honey smelling Merchant★

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    Oh, there once was a pirate named Ragnar the Red
    Who came sailing to Whiterun from ole Rorikstead

    And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade
    As he told of bold battles and gold he had made

    But then he went quiet, did Ragnar the Red
    When he met the ship captain, Matilda, who said:

    "Oh you talk, and you lie, and you drink all our ale
    Now I think it's high time that you sink down deap"

    And so then came clashing and slashing of steel
    As the brave Captain Matilda charged in full of zeal

    And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no more
    When his ugly red head rolled around on the deck

    hehehehe
     
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    Blobber Well-Known Member

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    :sweating_profusely: this is kinda embarrassing but I didn't know if "der" should be capitalized or not in titles, so I just decided to use different words
     
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  9. Kishimura

    Kishimura 騎士村

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    I thought you were rapping lol. Someone add sick beats to the background please.
     
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    rest in pieces Ragnar the Red :blobpensive:
     
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    Blobber Well-Known Member

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    :notlikeblob: my rapping is part of my dark NUF past ... why else am I on a new account? :sweating_profusely:
     
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    Rhyse Well-Known Member

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    I would've answered mermaid unfortunately @Chize is a chibi mermaid. So whale it is :blobsad::blobsad:
     
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    Blobber Well-Known Member

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    Fear not my friend. I can make arrangements.
    [​IMG]
     
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    Rhyse Well-Known Member

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    Looks perfect. :blobrofl:
    Thank you so much! :blobhighfive:
     
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    :ROFLMAO:


    Man this is something to throwback
     
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    Blobber Well-Known Member

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    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: