Calm down, calm down, y’all. Before rushing to bring out your pitchforks, at least hear me out, k? Now, to further elaborate on this: 1. You rarely ever hear about any alien sightings outside of the US. Why? Because obviously, aliens are immigrants from a third-class world looking for greener pastures, and what better place to settle than US (I mean, if you’re gonna go for it, at least go big) 2. UK is a no-go (weather and football fans), can’t go to Canada and Russia either (too cold), China doesn’t tolerate non-communists, Japa will try to fuck them, Australia’s too dangerous, India’s too dirty and congested (Aliens need to breathe too #Alienlivesmatter), and who even goes to the South America’s nowaday (hey hey, aliens have standards too) 3. They need a good, stable job to feed their children too, so only settle for a place where basic minimum wage is guaranteed (nobody ever said that feeding 20 mouths was easy [5 each]) 4. They need a place where their rants about humans are actually being listened to on twitter, so what better place for an alien rights debate than US, am I right? 5. They like attention. 6. They like fast food chains 7. They like the Hollywood sign. 8. They like feature films starring famous aliens from their planet Now that you’ve all of that, it’s basically a done deal to settle for America, innit? (Just as a reminder, if you’re not able to get it till now, this is just a lighthearted thread, not to be taken seriously. This does not reflect the views of the op, so no coming after my life for saying anything controversial. Take it with a pinch of salt, and move on, hmm k?) So now that I’ve planted this cured thought into your mind, sweet dreams!