Discussion Patty Cake

Okay, so I was reading a novel and came by the word "Patty Cake" searched google and found the definition in UrbanDictionary.com now Im wondering which is the actual definition of Patty Cake!

1. An ultimate test of pure determination and skill, where one brave athletic legend along with another brave athletic legend clap their hands together with a thunderous noise that echoes in the heavens. Patty Cake was made purely to seek out the true god. When the game begins, all hell breaks loose, and the two fearless competitors slam the palm of their hands together, creating a ear pounding sonic boom that will ultimately destroy the Universe and all who inhabit it!

2. A simple game where two children clap their hands together and at the same time say Patty Cake.

Sentence Examples

"OH MY GOD!!! TWO PEOPLE ARE BATTLING EACHOTHER IN AN EPIC WAR OF PATTY CAKE! ALERT THE MEDIA!!!"

"Awww, look at our children having fun playing patty cake, aren't they just adorable?"

Anyone else seen something like this? weird definitions or simply out of context things in the internet, not forums though or this would count.

 

It's definitely the first definition ~

 

@Satan is our local expert on this subject.

 

Definitely the first one bro.
Learn how to Patty Cake scrub.

 

I see, Im starting to lean on the first definition myself... anyone wants to hold one of these competitions? we just need some legendary athlete... >_>

 

So where do we play this other version?

 

Nah, we can't play with a newbie.
You wouldn't be able to handle my thunderclap.
That's why the childrens' version of patty cake was invented.

 

I have been a fool to think patty cake was nothing but a simple children's game

 

Aren't those two definitions the same thing?

 

isnt this just a kid game... before Smartphone is invented
THEN THE ADULT WHO MISS THIS GAME TWIST IT INTO A MORE SINISTER VERSION

 

Let me ask you this, is a game and a death battle the same thing?

 

If you are playing right, yes.

 

first

 

Damn, missed it by a few seconds.

 

Only for psychos!

A game is a game because there are no stakes in it, when it gets heated it becomes a competition, when theres money and dice its gambling, when its a competition for the position of True Gods then its patty cake!

you get that?

its nothing alike!

Disclaimer, I did not think deeply while writing this, I am not responsible for erronious information, and/or headeches, and general eye bleeding.

 

Am I the only one, who thought there would be actual cake in here? :<

 

I'm... not understanding. If no one dies... how do we know who won?

 

Have you seen the first definition? here let me put a part in--> (...)creating a ear pounding sonic boom that will ultimately destroy the Universe and all who inhabit it!

We all die at the end! if this is no death match then what the hell is?!

 

A good way to kill an afternoon.

 

These plebs can't play the games we play.