Pick up

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by One Perfect Veteran, Oct 6, 2021.

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Have you trimmed your nails yet?

  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  3. Blasphemy

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  4. *does not nom the skullkie*

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  5. *uses a pick up line on OP*

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  6. I am a playboy/playgirl

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  7. Gotta play with their feelings

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  8. Hate people who use pick up lines

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  9. Forgot that the question was about nails anyway

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  1. One Perfect Veteran

    One Perfect Veteran [ICL] [Bureaucat] [Cereal Killer]

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    Have you ever used any pick up lines? If yes, then are they even effective?
    What I am thinking here is that pick up lines are a joke to amuse people mostly. To me that is.
    If not, have you ever heard or seen any of the pick up lines to be effective?
     
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    Bad Storm no thought, head empty

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    Why am I not seeing the option where other people played with my feelings! Discrimination!
    I usually use pick up lines as a joke too, you don't really need them to seduce people.
     
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    Gandire Alea [Wicked Awesome Translator]

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    no, but I've judged pick up lines people used on me here on NUF. It then turned into a competition of people trying pick up lines on me to see how I would rate them
     
  4. Lissi

    Lissi 『Queen of Lissidom』『Holy Chibi』『Western Birdy』『⚓』

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    In movies they always come off so cringey XD
     
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  5. One Perfect Veteran

    One Perfect Veteran [ICL] [Bureaucat] [Cereal Killer]

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    That is not discrimination. I am just not imaginative enough for this.
    Pickup truck

    Oh! Are you a connoisseur?

    I don't remember any. My tired brain cannot think clearly.

    You know I just wrote "pickup truck" as your reply and I found that so funny I started laughing hard. In fact I just wrote it again and I am still laughing from this. What is wrong with me. Tired brain.
     
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    Oh. Yeah. People are laughing. They do.
     
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    Milanin [Reader] [???] [Freeloader]

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    I don't trim my nails much since I don't have a person to trim them for, so I just wait until I feel like they've grown a bit long and trim them down to the line.

    "You'll do, get in the van" or however that pick-up line goes is a fascinating one.

    Only used a pick-up line once in my life.
    When I asked a girl out for the prom equivalent party.
     
  9. One Perfect Veteran

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    Oh! So people do use them!
     
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    I never used them, but I can see them working. The two things women pick up best in a man. Is confidence and humor. So a pickup line is right in the strike zone. It’s funny and it take confidence to do it. But than again if you went around and ask a hundred random girls on a date. I can see you getting a few dates. Or if you ask a random girl if she’d be interested in coming over to his place. I can see at least one in a hundred maybe interested. Especially if the guy looking good
     
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    Pick up lines are everyone's butt of a joke sometimes. And sometimes it gets to the point of being overhyped in a group discussion and I don't like that. So, I was asking whether they are really worth the hype. I myself can imagine myself getting a laugh or two from one, but not much more.
     
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    Some pickup lines. I would seriously use.

    Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?

    Hi, I’m Mr Right, somebody said you were looking for me?

    My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

    See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

    You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.

    Hey, do you have a couple minutes for me to hit on you?

    Now honestly I think I could get a smile or two from these lines and than a conversation. Than maybe more. Especially since I’m not bad looking. Lol
     
  13. One Perfect Veteran

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    Hehe. Maybe you are on the right path after all. :blobrofl:
     
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    Amaruna Myu ugly squid dokja (●´∀`●)

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    what do trimming nails have to do with anything

    also. kokomi
     
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    This is such a copypasta thread(I made it years ago and I've seen at least 2 more pick up threads). Normally pick up lines are a joke but good ones exist that are just funny enough and not a teenage joke.
     
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    Trimming nails is a random thought poll
    Kokomi, yeah!

    Guess it is then. I am not aware of that though, so I created my own. And I got most of what I wanted with it
     
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    [Someone walks in]
    Person: Heyyyyy, beautiful~ [insert bad pun] Would you like to go out with me?

    :blob_coughblood::blob_coughblood::blob_coughblood::blob_coughblood:
     
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    Gotta let the plot be the behind the scenes manipulator. As for the effort they put into it?
    Producer: Omg, what effort? We already got the plot, as for the details? Details are small things. I got a better deal for you than you thinking about such unimportant things as details. Listen here: yesterday I went out of the house in only my pants, displayed my chiseled abs everywhere and just by walking into the bar, there was that beautiful, attractive, sexy, clever and responsible woman sitting there, drinking wine, so I came close to her. Then I said: "Heyyyyy, beautiful~ [insert bad pun] Would you like to go out with me?" That's how it is in real life for me. Now, write that down for me into the script. If it can happen to me, then it can happen to that character.
     
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    Heyyyyy, beautiful~ I will keep you in my heart's cage forever, would you like to go out with me?
    Hm... I really can't think of a bad pun to ask a birb out, also, this sounds wrong on many levels XD
     
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    You have a cage in your heart? Should I deprive you of your heart then? I need a cage for my parrot, but I don't have the money for it.
     
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