[Poems] Getting into College 101 (a Guide for HS Freshmen, and MORE)

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  1. Ninedream

    Ninedream Active Member

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    Getting into College 101


    The recipe to
    get admitted into colleges is
    very easy.

    Simply take six high-geared classes,
    multiply by twice the homework,
    divide by one moment of free time,
    then add one lunch break,
    subtract that one lunch break,
    then square your procrastination,
    square root your amount of sleep,
    take six tests in five days,
    take five hours to pray,
    take a deep breath,
    as it takes four months for your
    teachers to grade;
    once the test curve has been made,
    take a day to rejoice.

    Now, repeat all the previous steps
    for another four years straight
    and you will be on your
    way to college, mate!
     
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  2. stellarsohye

    stellarsohye ☆Drunk Oneesan☆ 『Civil Servant』

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    Ah youth~
     
  3. Estarossa

    Estarossa 《Master of Dessert》《Old Timer》

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    Ehh for me it was pretty much "dont fuck up too much"
     
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    SimplyAShadow 「Arbiter」

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    Ehh, I like the original poem better.
     
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    Detrolord Regular Pervert Member

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    "C is enough" "cram everything before the test"
     
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    Estarossa 《Master of Dessert》《Old Timer》

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    I didnt write a poem though, just a statement of fact on how I got in.
     
  7. Ninedream

    Ninedream Active Member

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    That moment you realize you didn't even need to try before your very words were recognized as poetic art xD Congrats, Estarossa for achieving a new realm in poetry :p;)

    Whenever you get stuck on a Multiple-choice test and time is quickly running out, what do you do? -- "C your way out." :whistle:
     
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    Ninedream Active Member

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    Spring is blooming now,
    everything is flourishing,
    --except my school grades.
     
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  9. Miyuu

    Miyuu ☆Innocent & Harmless☆The most normal☆『WW Vet.』

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    Most of us would add another procrastinate on to each line up there^
     
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    Ninedream Active Member

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    Procrastination is like
    a coconut.

    Inside you know it's sweetly wrong,
    but outside the habit remains hard to cut.

    Your heart is screaming "no",
    but your body tells it to "keep its mouth shut."

    Your eyes see that time's running out,
    but on that search bar, your fingers still continued on typing:
    "Deez Nuts" ​
     
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  11. DarkBlue

    DarkBlue «Darker Than Blue» «Overlord of Sleep»

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    Procrastinating and sleeping are important, true....

    But so is copying someone else's assignment in class one-hour before the submission date... This requires special mention....

    No one can survive education without copy->paste. NO ONE!

    And for those from India, you know the most important thing ever is 'juugad'.
     
  12. karsarts

    karsarts wonder when can I get reincrnated as a loli

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    Am I the only one who read [poem] as [porn]? xD
     
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    DarkBlue «Darker Than Blue» «Overlord of Sleep»

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    This is embarrassing, but no. You aren't the only one...
     
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    karsarts wonder when can I get reincrnated as a loli

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    Our minds are so dirty and corrupted...
     
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    VOLX98 Well-Known Member

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    yes! lolilcon pervert.
    I like lolis, too though *smirk*
     
  16. karsarts

    karsarts wonder when can I get reincrnated as a loli

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    I'm being bullied >.<
    And we should stop hijacking this thread lolz
     
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    VOLX98 Well-Known Member

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    You did not accept my offer to be a Demigod. Now we have no Demigod of Lolicon Empire *sad face* *throws a basketball*
     
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    karsarts wonder when can I get reincrnated as a loli

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    Why can't plebs be lolicon >.< this is biased
     
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    VOLX98 Well-Known Member

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    If there is not a Demigod of Lolicon, I am sad. *throws a basketball*
    Guess you have a point after all.
     
  20. Kamal

    Kamal uhmmm... hmmm... are you serious?

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    I was that guy who would revise last day and still manage to get a good grade lol