[Poll] Could you accept being pregnant?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by lychee, Nov 12, 2019.

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How would you feel about being impregnated by the princess nymph?

  1. I'm male - I love the idea of it!

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  2. I'm male - I'm okay with it

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  3. I'm male - I'll deal with it

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  4. I'm male - I'd accept it, although I hate the idea

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  5. I'm male - I'd resist it secretly and hope she doesn't impregnate me too soon

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  6. I'm male - I'd resist it aggressively and try running away ASAP (and probably die)

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  7. I'm male - I'd never drink her water again (and probably die)

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  8. I'm male - I'd bury that natural spring with dirt (and probably die)

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  9. I'm male - I'd kill myself using some other method

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  10. I'm male - I'm unsure

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  11. I do not wish to answer

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  12. I'm female - I love mpreg!

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  13. I'm female - I like mpreg

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  14. I'm female - I'm okay with mpreg

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  15. I'm female - I think mpreg is meh

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  16. I'm female - I dislike mpreg

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  17. I'm female - I hate mpreg!

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  18. I'm female - I don't know much about mpreg

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  1. lychee

    lychee [- slightly morbid fruit -] ❀[ 恋爱? ]❀

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    :bloblove::bloblove::bloblove: This is great! Thank you! I also really like simulating different reactions, including the depressing/morbid ones.

    And yeah, realistically I don't think most people would take very kindly to this kind of situation. :blob_teary::blob_teary::blob_teary:

    It's kind of a morbid species, if you think about it -- if this is their only way to reproduce.

    A comparable equivalent (that I'm sure the male readers of this thread could understand) would probably be the goblins from Goblin Slayer?

    I'm still very positive that most Nuffians would just flat wall nope!

    Even if the entire world was gay, I'm pretty sure the straight guys on NUF would refuse to have babies.
     
  2. ru5ty

    ru5ty Citizen of MILF Kingdom

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    well yeah im courius on how male will deliver the babies. but i rather die than pregnant by some water spring
     
  3. lychee

    lychee [- slightly morbid fruit -] ❀[ 恋爱? ]❀

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    neogamer Cute is justice!「Maxwell 」

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    As a guy I would fawn over and take care of my baby/child but I do not want to get pregnant and carry one to term and give birth to it.
     
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    IrregularPerson Well-Known Member

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    Otoko Darake no Isekai Trip ~BL wa Okotowari~
    Protagonist in this story is transported into another world, is excited of the prospects of creating a female harem. Discovers the world is only has men, I think they give birth after marriage. Like God grants them the ability to give birth after they make their vows in a church. God also gives him an "ability" to help him adapt quickly, I forgot what him mission was but I remember the God being responsive and then acting like a dead fish the next second.
     
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  6. ru5ty

    ru5ty Citizen of MILF Kingdom

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    damn that's quite informative, so in the end by cesarean.....
     
  7. girisuherman

    girisuherman ∆ Hiki Bear ∆

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    Yes... Wait don't tell me it's alien style birth ?
     
  8. lychee

    lychee [- slightly morbid fruit -] ❀[ 恋爱? ]❀

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    Ah, not all fics are that way. The text of this particular one says that, but in some fics they give a natural birth through the backdoor.
     
  9. aegis062

    aegis062 Chaotic Demon Emperor

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    I was little and there was a guy on the news because he was pregnant even tho he had no vagina something about having ovaries and his semen being interconnected by some mutation in which he impregnated himself. im not sure if that is real or not I just saw it on the news and the guy had been 7 month pregnant and he said they would be taking out the baby via c section. idk how true this is tho.
     
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    I can't even imagine myself taking even a miniscule of interest in mpreg. Getting pregnant by a suspicious talking water? Big no for me. Rather than burying her, if I can, I'd rather bury myself.
     
  11. oblueknighto

    oblueknighto Blue Person

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    That’s weird.
     
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    Lychee... stop fantasizing and just watch some seahorse give birth. There your kink has been satisfied. :blobwoah:
     
  13. Mount Tai Unleashed

    Mount Tai Unleashed This one has tai but can't see mount eyes

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    Mpreg is beyond disgusting... those babies that they're fawning over will be deformed abominations because what happens when a parasite gestates in the anus where feces come out, a disease ridden malformed child is an INEVITABILITY!

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    My brain say ..... NOPE
     
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  16. lychee

    lychee [- slightly morbid fruit -] ❀[ 恋爱? ]❀

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    Isn't this clearly clay dependent?
     
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    And why would you specifically need clay?

    Why wouldn't it work to just use mud? Clay should just be more convenient rather than necessary
     
  18. lychee

    lychee [- slightly morbid fruit -] ❀[ 恋爱? ]❀

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    First, mud will not hold its shape. Actually, clay won't either unless it is fired first.

    What you heat either wet structure, it drives the water out and the material contracts. This induces cracks unless it is done evenly. When making pottery, that are actually many failures because many times the fired pottery will fail and shatter. When you see clay pots or clay pottery or any clay structure, they are virtually always fired once to harden it.

    Secondarily, a clay pot can hold water. Mud is just earth and when you drive the water out, it is porous and will just disintegrate.

    Mud is useful if you compress it into a brick and use it as an insulator (e.g. as a building material), but it does not inherently hold water and you wouldn't be able to make a "mud pot".
     
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    So you were talking about the pottery? The one on the fire or the ones to bring water and drink from? (or both)

    For the pot on the fire, it's not as if it has to be pretty. Lime from limestone or seashells, snails, or w/e could be used to make cement. Really it just has to be a container with some holes that can be plugged and gaps that can be sealed tight...


    And so long as it doesn't have to be in the fire I can't think of many ways to make a water container. E.g. wood could be dug out with fire (like canoes), some big leaf in a (woven) basket, maybe multiple leaves together with some resin or something.
     
  20. lychee

    lychee [- slightly morbid fruit -] ❀[ 恋爱? ]❀

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    Yes, the pot with a sealed cover is the most critical part of the apparatus. And also the pipe and condenser (but that is the easy part). The oven part that the guy made is sort of extraneous and not really a critical component so long as you have a way to boil the water in the pot.

    The sealed cover, a pipe sticking out, and being able to boil it are the hardest parts, I think.