[Poll] How bad are your worst secrets, really?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by lychee, Sep 22, 2019.

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My BIGGEST secret is related to...

  1. How I have hurt or harmed another person

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  2. Something illegal that I have done

    4 vote(s)
    7.0%
  3. An addiction or habit I have with something

    4 vote(s)
    7.0%
  4. How I have self-harmed before

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. A traumatic experience I don't want to share

    7 vote(s)
    12.3%
  6. A lie or deception that I made to others

    1 vote(s)
    1.8%
  7. Something that would violate someone's trust in me

    1 vote(s)
    1.8%
  8. A romantic feelings I had towards someone

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. Infidelity or cheating in a relationship

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. Disliking a friend or social circle that I am in

    1 vote(s)
    1.8%
  11. Feeling dissatisfied with something about myself

    1 vote(s)
    1.8%
  12. Mental health problems that I have

    3 vote(s)
    5.3%
  13. Cheating or doing something improper for work/school

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  14. Performing poorly at work/school

    2 vote(s)
    3.5%
  15. A hobby or possession I want to hide

    2 vote(s)
    3.5%
  16. A relationship that I want to hide

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  17. Details about my family

    1 vote(s)
    1.8%
  18. Being pregnant or getting someone else pregnant

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  19. My sexual orientation or gender identity

    2 vote(s)
    3.5%
  20. Sexual behavior that I have (e.g. sex, masturbation)

    7 vote(s)
    12.3%
  21. Hiding a preference that I have towards something

    3 vote(s)
    5.3%
  22. Hiding a belief that I have towards something

    2 vote(s)
    3.5%
  23. Details about my financial situation

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  24. A job or employment situation that I had

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  25. Unusual behavior that I have

    1 vote(s)
    1.8%
  26. A specific story that I once experienced

    1 vote(s)
    1.8%
  27. My worst secret doesn't fall into any of these categories

    2 vote(s)
    3.5%
  28. I can't remember any significant secrets

    4 vote(s)
    7.0%
  29. I do not have any significant secrets

    6 vote(s)
    10.5%
  30. I do not wish to answer

    2 vote(s)
    3.5%
  1. lychee

    lychee [- slightly morbid fruit -] ❀[ 恋爱? ]❀

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    XD I mean they are a secret! Just not a bad one!
     
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  2. Yoko Hagihara

    Yoko Hagihara Well-Known Member

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    too many to count :blob_teary::sweating_profusely::blobdead:
     
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  3. SummerForest

    SummerForest Well-Known Member

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    My secrets are related to other living people, so I'm not at liberty to discuss them without their permission.
    As for financial and job related info, they shouldn't be shared with anyone, not even the closest person in the world.
     
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  4. Ashley123

    Ashley123 Your senior | Mama sita

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    1. I can’t decide which one is the worst :hmm:
    2. I have between... 17-18. Oof... :blobfearful:
    3. I would get a beating.
    4. Hmm, I’ve lied about my feelings. Said ily when I don’t.
     
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  5. dezzter

    dezzter The one who knows

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    You say average person has 13 of these, wouldn't that partly be because some of the options overlap.
     
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  6. Diametric

    Diametric Waifu Connoisseur

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    I'm curious about the people who selected "experienced, but never secret" for "hidden relationship".

    If it was never secret, how was it hidden? :blobdizzy:
     
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  7. A5G_Reaper

    A5G_Reaper [DCLXVI, sohyee, and iampsyx's cute imouto]

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    1. Does tax evasion and bribery count
    1. I'm not sure if having complete apathy to everything count as mental health or count as being a millenial, but I got really good at displaying fake emotion/pretending to care.
    2. 0-2 I think? And none that I strictly never told anyone.
    3. Got creeped out maybe. I'm not sure if the authority would even bother.
    4. See point #1
     
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  8. Traveling Chef

    Traveling Chef ⁽ʕ•̀ω•́ʔ╯.+:。Professional Unichef~

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    1. Which item on the poll is the WORST secret that you have?
    not telling~

    2. How many different kinds of secrets do you have, according to the categories on the poll?
    I got 18 of 38~

    3. What would happen if people found out about your secrets publicly?

    the worst of them would send the law after me~

    4. Are you willing to share your secret with NUF for research™ purposes?
    No~ but I assure to everyone listening at home It's not life threatening~
    and the people I have harmed had equally consented to getting their faces punched in*~
    *see rules 1 and 2 of fight club for more info~
     
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  9. Diametric

    Diametric Waifu Connoisseur

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    Just realised I didn't actually answer the questions :facepalm:

    1: I chose "performing poorly at school/work"
    2: around 11-12 ish?
    3: a lot of the secrets here are only secrets because talking about them would be awkward, nothing crazy like cheating or getting someone pregnant. The worst that could happen is embarrassment and people's perception of me changing a bit.
    I became a bit of a hikkikomori in the first half of my first year at uni. When it came out I ended up taking the rest of the year off as a leave of absence and starting again next year on a different course:notlikeblob:
     
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  10. UnGrave

    UnGrave 「Patchouli」「アングレブ」

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    As I've likely said in the past, I'm a huge blabber mouth who can't really keep a secret that well. I like to tell people stuff, so nothing is really hidden. I've definitely lied before, but then I tell a bunch of people about it pretty much nullifying it.
     
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  11. lychee

    lychee [- slightly morbid fruit -] ❀[ 恋爱? ]❀

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    Some people put nonsensical answers when answering questionnaires and polls. :blobxd::blobxd::blobxd:

    Not everyone reads very carefully. Or trolling.

    Actually sometimes there are some weird responses that pop in health questionnaires too. Like there will be a few questions about itchy penises and a few more about vaginal discharge, and some people will answer yes to both. :blobdizzy::blobdizzy::blobdizzy:

    In either case, some times people collecting surveys will just exclude people who make nonsensical responses.
     
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  12. Bitter Sweet

    Bitter Sweet 『Db Club President』

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    1. Unusual Behavior - Cause I get bored and then my common sense departs for a vacation.
    2. I guess about 4. I don't really consider much of what I do to be secrets.
    3. Cringe.
    4. Haha, no. What happens in VRC, stays in VRC.
     
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  13. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Ophi-kun's Survival Teacher』

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    1) Well, you know my answer~
    Though it's slowly not becoming a secret anymore IRL I guess? Even if I'll probably keep it a secret forever online... Oh well~

    2) Huh? I only counted 2 at best? Maybe just 1... Like, I went through some of the stuff there, but I'm not exactly secretive about it...

    3) I'd feel troubled and that's about it I guess?

    4) Nay~
     
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  14. SoulZer0

    SoulZer0 Immortal Scholar

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    Probably the 1st one
    I don't even know how to categorise it
    Lynched by a mob probably

    One of my biggest secrets is that my inaction had caused someone, who is a gentle elderly man, to almost lose his job. It happened like last year. I kept this secret irl, but I wanted to share it here to feel less guilty.

    He asked me to do a favor for him. It was a very menial task, and I didn't think much of it even though he said it was important. So I delayed it. Weeks passed, he asked me if I had done the job, to which I responded yes even though I totally forgot about it.

    So I quickly wanted to do what I supposed to do only to realize, it was too late. My laziness caused the company to be sued, and the old man was to be blame. Even though it was actually me. The only reason why he asked me to do the favor was due to the fact that he didn't really know how to operate computer and emails.

    He was supposed to be fired and forced to pay for the damage, but due to the fact that he is one of the most senior employees, they let him stay and he will have to pay half of the total damage done. I tried to help him with his financial situation whenever I can.

    You trusted me, but I failed you.


    My 2nd biggest secret... Hmmm, I don't think I'll reveal this

    My 3rd biggest secret... I'm the one who burnt the classroom down when I was 14. Ah yes, good old time.

    My 4th,(only applied irl) I watch anime. I don't know why, but ever since I entered highschool, I tried to pretend to be a normie.
     
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  15. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Ophi-kun's Survival Teacher』

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    Oof... That's pretty tough.

    At least you learned from it and are helping him when you can, that's something~
     
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  16. orematcha

    orematcha Well-Known Member

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    1. traumatic experience, it's the root to other secrets
    2. twelve kinds of secrets
    3. I don't know, maybe some people would resent me because of this, and I might be disowned by my parents. well, that's the worst case
    4. no :blobpats:
     
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  17. Sawanara murasaki

    Sawanara murasaki Sawa the HEro-sensei

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    I think that it's fine to share this with other nuffians but 5 years ago, I was harassed by my MALE cousin!!!! Nobody knew about it anyway and every time I thought of this things, it made me shudder...that's why I'm androphobia
    *pathetic
     
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  18. SoulZer0

    SoulZer0 Immortal Scholar

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    Now I'm try to not be lazy anymore, which is a good thing, I guess.
     
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  19. Lapin

    Lapin Well-Known Member

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    1. Which item on the poll is the WORST secret that you have?
    It's kind of illegal and taboo in some countries so... not telling :blobspy::blobpeek:

    2. How many different kinds of secrets do you have, according to the categories on the poll?
    11 :blobsleepless:

    3. What would happen if people found out about your secrets publicly?
    Arrested and disowned (probably?). Society will definitely judge me though

    Of all the bad things to do in the world, I had to do some of the worst ones :notlikeblob::notlikeblob:

    4. Are you willing to share your secret with NUF for research™ purposes?
    Sorry, NOPE
     
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  20. G_Alejandro_L

    G_Alejandro_L Well-Known Member

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    :blobtired: Oh wow like all of them almost. It’s too impossible to choose a worst