For a long time maybe “You know, I preferred you as an evil potato. Would have made killing you a whole lot easier.” ― Chris d'Lacey
A new study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the potatoes who mention it.
I'm not bored yet “Why does man kill? He kills for potato. And not only potato: Frequently there must be a beverage.” ― Woody Allen, Without Feathers