Discussion Professional Procrastinator...

Yes, that's what I am. I procrastinate so much, I "procrastinate about procrastinating" (brother's words, not mine). I've finally realized it. The reason why my bookmarks number up to the hundreds. The reason why my number of tabs could just as easily rival my bookmarks. The reason why my homework is so stacked up. The reason why I haven't seen the sun in weeks. The reason why I sleep after midnight everyday. The reason I'm always missing class. The reason why I haven't read any of the novels I bookmarked in novelupdates. I'm a professional procrastinator. Just call me up if you need procrastination lessons

 

I'm a professional. I only work when paid. Therefore, I never procrastinate.

 

So you're pro-procrastination?

 

I'm a pro-pro... Does that make sense?

 

Hmm... probably pro-professional procrastinating, right?

 

At this point, it don't matter how much "pros" we put. I still don't have any income. This job ain't profitable.

 

Yeah, it's a profession with no prospects or promise.
You can still look for a promotion, tho.

 

Oh, there are promises... Promises of depression and insomnia

 

It's not too abnormal to have issues with procrastination, and there is no magical formula to solve it.

Took me 5 years of trying to work from home-office to start getting some results, procrastination is hard to overcome.

My advice? Try visiting a psychologist, and maybe a psychiatrist too. If the procrastination is actively getting in the way of your life, you need help. And the sooner you start getting some help, the sooner you'll start getting results... Though those results might still take a long time to come, they'll definitely come faster than if you try doing it alone.

Making a schedule can also help. Turning off your computer/phone during study hours can also help... Or you might just find some other way to procrastinate and not do the things you want. Results vary from person to person.

 

I sleep at 5 am every day but I don't manage to get any work done even though I sleep so late! I currently have a week's worth of difficult class work to do but I think I'll go get wasted instead...