Pun party thread.

Welcome, I am bored. Therefore I decided to make a thread about puns! Oh I love puns. Weather they’re cleverly done or horribly done, I like ‘em all.

Join me in this puntastic thread. Where you might die of cringe. That or admire the Nuffians who put themselves out here.

Q: What do you think about puns?

Now, now, nuff said. I think it’s time the party starts. Also, please don’t hide behind the bushes. Don’t be shy, it’s a berry fun thread~

I have cookies, come to the dark side.


*cringe*

Note:
entry fee is a pun. You have to reply a pun to enter this pun thread~

 

This is gonna be a very pauniful thread

 

Yes, it will be.

Blitz, thanks for coming. I’m sure you’ll smoke others with your puns~

 

I'll smoke them all to pungatory

 

Oh I ment shock not smoke.
Oh well.
But you’ll electrocute them anyways.

 

What is dish donut? Are you board?

 

What a puntastic thread.
Here I shall add to the cookies.

Wait am I the only one who voted doh is shameless XD

 

Yes, I’m bored.

Well, now that you’ve commented on this thread you’re on board with me~

There’s no escaping it now. You have to make a pun.

I guess I should put that in the original post.

 

C’mon on man. I expect fresh puns. Well, enjoy your freshly baked cookies.

Yeah, for now I guess.

 

If u stare at the hole(emptyness) in the donut,it stares back at u

 

A pun thread huh.

This is going to be very PUNFUL very fast

Let's just get the bad ones out of the way with my UNPUNNY, pun filled post-it
https://www.google.com/search?q=pun...gAhVJ4KwKHaRJDd8QlJcCegQIARAD&biw=360&bih=612
For if donut wants to find your own
my personal favourite.

 

Aw that’s sweet but I bake my own puns~

 

What a thread, what a thread.
But alas, if you ask me if I have a hefty amount of puns?

No, I'm a frayed knot, my friend.

 

Though i cant handle this thread, i guess I'm staying.
after all, even if I found a door, a door without a handle is useless!

 

I donut understand puns

 

Donut give up

 

I'm suck at pun cuz my english is suck
please bear with it but I'm not bear tho I'm a cat~ did you know cat can bear more children than bear? I'm not drunk cuz I just sip a glass of beer
oh have any of you watched we bare bear?
anyway this cat bear no responsibility for cringe
from this post
cuz this lazy bum suck at pun

 

Let's taco about it

 

Pun walks into a bar and kills ten people.

Pun in, ten dead.