Question about fantasy trees

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  1. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    In this world, when talking about trees, you only consider them as resources to be used, consumed or recycled. But in a fantasy world, not just isekai, trees are quite magical. Not only can you cut them down, you can even fuck them and make babies.

    So Ai-chan's question is, what fantasy trees have you heard about? For example, in fantasy stories there are creatures like dryads and wood nymphs. Are they all females? Are there male dryads or wood nymphs? How do you impregnate a tree? Or how would be impregnated by one?
     
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    I thought Dryard would just suck you dry and dead. Kinda like succubus. Hm...
     
  3. otaku31

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    Alraune is what first comes to mind... :blobnosebleed:
     
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    Cutter Masterson Well-Known Super-Soldier

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    Usually when you talk about Nymphs. I’m reminded of Pan. So the opposite of a Nymph would be a Satyr. Both are nature spirits. As for impregnation. Since they tie into nature. I would assume nature magic. But this is all speculation.
     
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    Mandrakes would be the mother-in-laws of the plant world then, those screaming harpies. lol
     
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    Enigma Follower of Jesus, he's the only way

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    Depends on the author of there's male dryads or not

    You also have treants for trees and
    yggdrasil/ world trees
     
  8. PotatoZero

    PotatoZero Well-known Potato

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    Ever heard of pollen allergies? Instead of that, they have pollen all-orgies
     
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  9. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    But... but, what about Florida, man? What about Florida Man?
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    And what about this fatass?
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    And these people?
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  10. Ratatoskr

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    dryads and alraune aren't exactly a tree. More human than trees. Presumably, similar human biology.
    If its more tree than human, you get something like groot.
    Or a full living sentient tree like yggdrasil or the world tree in the stories.
     
  11. tak

    tak ignorant but well-meant

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    I read these in novels/comics:
    • Zombie apocalypse ended by growing special moss™ on the zombies
    • Comfy bed substitution (branching trees & mushroom)
    • Prophet Tree
    • Magical flowers which can change to human (mostly CN)
    • Mind Control Flowers
    • Warmer/AC replacement (this one is, interestingly, from story involving Scrooge McDuck & Donald Duck)
    in novel My Master Disconnected Yet Again, it is implied that flower=human form's genitals
     
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    Miserys_End 「Lv1 Pretend Person」I'm the preson i pretend to be

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    Depends on the myths or author's interpretations of said myths. Some just turn their prey into sustenance and are fully capable of giving birth to offspring without being "fertilized" and others are little better then dick crazed sluts that crave man juice...
     
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    bulbasaur does the ultra succ and you will never be able to look at a tree the same way ever again
     
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    Ratatoskr [Aruruu's proud dad] [The False Gentleman]

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    Oof, for a dude to shag a tree, if his peepee isn't as rough as a tree bark its just self mutilation ain't it.
     
  15. Rivenn

    Rivenn 【I eat fruit】【commonhouseman】【RV_n/Rivelle】

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    anything goes, as far as your imagination, or deviance, or degeneracy allows....

    idk Zeus is the pro when it comes to fucking whatever.

    if it can't be explained blame the gods
     
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    This pic is kind of classy lol.
    But like all things man mucks up, there is also racism in plants. Why don't nobody love cactus!!??? Racism I tell you, racism! All the trees get love but one look at a cactus and they all go look for some other plant.:blobnobully:
     
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    the first thing that flashes through my mind is trees have roots, right? roots kinda look like tentacles, no? you got the rest of the idea, yeah?
     
  18. Liyus

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    post pick of yourself fucking a cactus....then i believe there is racism....:facepalm:
     
  19. Ai chan

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    It isn't racism if they can't complain :blobcat_knife: *soviet problem*

    No, not really. Can you explain further, my dude?:blobamused:
     
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    Would you rather be explained with words or actions? :blobamused: