Question about sex

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  1. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    So Ai-chan had a look at the map and found these places called Wessex, Sussex, Middlesex and Essex. Ai-chan guess they all mean West Sex, South Sex, Middle Sex and East Sex in old English. They must have had a lot of adventurous sex to run around doing it in the west, south, east and middle of the country.

    But it made Ai-chan wonder. So Ai-chan looked all over the place and couldn't find it. Did they not have sex in the north? What happened to Nosex?
     
    Ai chan, Mar 6, 2019
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    Blitz ⛈️ awakened from the reverie❄️

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    All the people who lived there went to find @Ai chan
     
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    I entering this thread looking like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    and ended :blobdead::blobdead:
     
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    It’s called marriage.:p
     
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  5. akki

    akki [Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant]

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    Maybe they started having sex in the east and made their way south and then west. By the time they got to the north they tired themselves out~
     
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  6. EmEm

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    There is no sex in Nosex that's probably why
     
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  7. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    That sounds really logical. Maybe that was truly what happened. Even Ai-chan would get tired if Ai-chan had sex from east to west.
     
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    in the north there were only vikings, so they could not tell people's gender because of the huge beards... as it would be gay to acidentally enter another guy they never had sex
     
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    akki [Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant]

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    In those days they didn’t have viagra either which was another hindrance lol~
     
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    Another classic @Ai chan nonsense thread. Too bad this one didnt have any funny mis-wordings like the last few
     
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    in only 9 hours
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    I couldn't find a doubtful blob or disbelieving blob so these will have to be close enough for my response to your suspicious statements (obvious lies)
     
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    Saw the headline, saw it was from Ai-chan, thought this would be tasty.

    So sad. : (
     
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    And then there’s the theory that Vikings are actually tall dwarves...supported by John Rhys-Davies Nordic accent...(or I have a hearing problem) and according to Tolkien, dwarves women have beards..

    Ok, I’m just pushing it, aren’t I? Just ignore me...:p
     
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    My high school’s name was Middlesex. So, why did I remain a dateless virgin my entire time there? :blob_teary:
     
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    On another note I'm pretty sure I live near a bunch of places with names like those, but I don't remember all of the exact names, but I have definitely been in at least three towns called Essex before.
     
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    Acne? :blobrofl:

    (that’s not actually funny..I had it bad):notlikeblob:
     
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  18. Bakaturq

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    It was freezing in the north. They shrivelled up
    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
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    because in the north they couldn't, then they fled to the other 3 directions
     
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