Random Confession

So guys, Ive been thinking some mistakes I made in my life. Reason? I watched an ad online about guilt, it hit me hard. Now I will confess, some of my sins I've done in my life. I created this thread just to make myself rid of those feels. I will start now.

1. I have 2 Illegitimate sons, both was when I still on a gang I've created. Those peeps who joined in have to pass a innitiation rights where they have to endure something. For boys was get beaten half-dead, for girls was to have a 1 night stand with the elders of the gang. At first, we only have 20 members but it grown to a large community later on. We always do gang wars, threaten authorities with guns and later on escalating to Selling of drugs. I, who was the founder, hated the fact that they acted on their own impulse, never asking me for my opinion. I beat the hell out of them when a certain issue of drug smuggling and selling came ontu my networks, thus banishing them out of the clan. I felt that they didn't fear at that time cause the looks they give was when a young'un ordered a thug to go out of the slums. I beat them again to solidify my stance againts drugs. So this will be the issue, They drugged the hell out of me then throw me on a van full of our female members...
2. So next thing was I once lied to the authorities about my age, I pretend to be a legal age uni student cause of a traffic violation.
3. I become dead-drunk once and slept naked on the streets
4. I kept a unlicensed rifle
5. I watched p*rn on the train
6. I bought a smuggled ducati bike
7. I pirated Winrar
8. also adobe acrobat
9. Tl;Dr: Jokes aside I only commited 2,3,4,6,7,8

So what sins does you commit that still feel quite a heavy burden on your heart, like when you feel guilty just by remembering it.

 

I use internet explorer ............

I feel so guilty about it too, sorry chrome

 

Google understands your feelings, so cheer up!(>^ω^<)

 

You pirated Winrar?!?! Scum like you is the cause of global warning.

 

That's very ghetto.

 

It's my job after all(>^ω^<)

 

If you only committed 2 3 4 6 7 and 8 does that mean that 9 is a negative and as such means that all number were true but if that should happen then that makes 9 a positive but that in turn makes 9 a negative.
Its a circle of positive and negative

 

That's why I always felt guilty, lol but srsly I didn't paid for it.

 

W-would you like 5 nuffies....?

 

Where's my 2k nuffies?

 

>.> not gambled away that’s for sure~

 

Ah remember having a gang myself. We used to deal with illegal arms mostly. I still have a good collection of AKs and ammo stashed for emergencies. Btw how many nuffies do you have?

 

Don't be confused, trust in God. Also trust in me(─‿─)

 

If this is all true, I would suggest a confessional session with da pope!

If its not, well...At least it was a good story. 7.7/10 for the gang one.

 

I once ate a pure vegetarian dish on my own free will and thought that it was pretty nice. Felt like i have betrayed my belief.

 

I claw people to death and am unrepentant about it. Wait; thats a well known fact to people who know me

 

2k, always give it to the ones who really need it most

I have some Scar-h and Frf-2 here at my house

 

No need to feel guilt, a Ducati is a Ducati. Still, would be better if you had stolen it.

 

That will cause a lot of trouble for me

 

You definitely did number 5