Random rant

So, i come and play to my gf house today.
She also got her aunt + kid coming to play, and i ended babysitting the boy (7 yrs old).
the little brat is holding book filled with animal pictures, and i open my laptop showing the same picture as the one.

Kid: what is this(pointing a lion pic on the book)
Me: its a lion, (put the word on picture search)look here
Kid: wow so many lion....

It all went well until he pick a bird picture, and i put the damn bird names on the google search....

Spoiler

TIT

as you all may guess, we got plenty of the picture of (bird name) plus (s) added at the end of the word on the search result and the kid says "thats not the bird" innocently

 

You have no safe filter when you did that.

 

He will grow to enjoy the bird.

 

How the fuck did you add (s)? Your subconsciousness at work? Subtly telling you want sum tits?

So... they did see it happen?

 

Google likes to tailor their results based on your search history
I guess we have a rough idea of your internet use now, considering I only get round feather bois when I search that word

 

the only search that gives pornography is tits (plural) without clarifying bird or birds

 

I forgot about that

 

FBI, this one is trying to seduce 7 year old boy with the power of naked tits.
Kekeke

 

Google autocorrection at work. Working with frequently used words.

 

Must've been a 'hard' day.

 

lol, i didnt add any (s) on it, and i didnt use google as main search engine
although i admit i didnt like any censorship so i always turn off my safe search