Short Story Read for Fluffiness

Can I not click it? The word *blob* is already throwing me off.
*Sigh*
*Still clicks the link*

 

The floof is gentle creature. Typically as large as a human head, they mostly prefer to float around sunny or otherwise well lit areas, looking for creatures to encourage with fluffiness and joy.

When keeping a floof as a house spirit, it's important to maintain a non-gloomy environment, as the lack of light may cause the floofs to scatter in search of a better spot to floof about.

In cases when that is not possible, it is advisable to attract the special monitor floof, which is attracted by the light of its namesake and prefers the company of lone humans to that of its more light-grubby bretheren.

Monitor floofs are most commonly attracted through readin fluffy stories on colorful LCD surfaces, but will also enjoy any activity their prefered human finds joy in, as this is when this kind of floof feels the most harmonious and floofy.

 

Fallen~~ this is so cute~~~~
(I’m ok now I kinda won back my money :3)

 

I can't believe I did this....

Spoiler: Floof

 

21 Dares...you already know this pattern...
Lowi, the Lecherous Floof

Occasionally, some floofs are born with different personalities than others. Lowi is one example of this.
Instead of creating joy, his presence is a disaster in itself. As his species name already suggests, he is quite lecherous. The fact that he cannot be usually seen by normal people doesn't help make the situation better, either.
He likes to float around, invisible, and 'appreciate' the 'scenery'. Sometimes, he deliberately floats along the ground, in order to get a better 'viewing angle'.

Beware. He is mischievous, and he can be anywhere. Maybe he is beside you right now.

 

He bought them on craigslist