This is the game where thou must kill thyself using the previous posters dropped item most creatively. --~--How to: Step #1: This One drops an item. Step #2: Thee comes across the item, uses the item to kill thyself, and drops another item. Step #3: Repeat Step #2 Rules: Rule#1: Thou may asketh to reserve a post for a better story. Prithee respect his wishes. Rule#2: First post counts in case of two replies to the same item. Prithee delete thine scenario in case thou art second. Rule#3: Pray try to write more than few sentences instead of one line scenarios. Rule#4: The scenario should not be too nsfw sexually. The aim is creative death scenarios after all. --~--Example: Like such. Let's Start: *drops a pokedex*
I use the pokedex to search for a shiny legendary Pokemon that flies me to outer space and throws me to the sun to die while i *drop a pile of shiny diamonds in the process*
I see a donut across the room on a shiny floor then walking slip on a banana and land headfirst towards the shiny diamonds failing to get to the donuts. *drops some pepper spray*
Finds the pepper spray only to have it explode due to high heat, while blinded i get hit by a car Dropped a candy cane
Finds the candy cane. Was hungry and ate it unknowing it has poison. I dropped dead and dropped my underpants.
I find the key, and after some hard thinking, decide to force stab it in my eyes, piercing the brain. Death was quite long and painful (have a nightmare bitches). I drop a book
I take the book and open it to find a stale donut bookmarking a story about an Ancient Tomb. While munching on the donut, I use a lockpick to unlock the door to the tomb....Only for it to be trapped with poison darts. As I writhe on the floor, a winged cat falls out of my pocket.
Picks up green hat Gets mistaken for Giant leprechaun Gets beaten to death for pot of gold Drops stale donut
Someone resurrected the poor me and as I pondered why I was resurrected, I saw the tooth and picked it up. Not knowing there was a crazy knife wielding hobo behind me and stabbed me 99 times, which led to my second death. As I died I dropped my right kidney.
It would be also interesting if the story writer includes as many items as they can from previous deaths in their new death
Nah, 1 item is enough. Multiple items will make it more convoluted But if you really want to, give it a shot.
You have no idea, no idea at all.. The second me, (cause I'm a chicken there are more of me.. or soul is eternal, whatever floats your boat) found a kidney, after trying to boil it, I died of noxious gas, because rotten kidneys are toxic after a while. I ended up dropping an egg
While traveling upon a road I discovered a mysterious chest. I found an old book that sent me to a cave where I found the rotting intestines and kidneys and stomach of a bear. Inside the bear's stomach was a key which I used to open the chest. Inside was an egg which hatched into a dragon. The baby dragon grew up and ate me, but spat out the dull butter knife which was in my pocket
Picks up dirty butter knife Uses it to Sautee some Fava Beans and a nice Chianti Chokes on it when random earthquake happens Drops body pillow