Hi. Im here to address the recent rumors that have been going around from reddit users. That rumor is about some mod being in the pocket by QI. Well, I will reveal the truth on WHO is the person in the pocket of the infamous QI. Let me start by making it clear. None of the mods are being paid off by QI. What a shocker! The reddit users must be asking now "if not the mods, then who?" Well, next obvious choice would be the almighty god and saviour @Tony. Right? BUT YOU'RE WRONG! Tony is too pure (and he made exclude group feature so you can ignore QI updates you cowards) Then who is it you might ask. Well, after long research of FIVE WHOLE SECONDS (Im lazy, sue me), I found out the most horrifying truth to ever be revealed. The actual person to be paid off by @Qidian. The traitor to all humanity! The bane of existence! IS NONE OTHER THAN @rwxwuxiaworld !!! It all makes sense! Only he, a friend of mods can somewhat influence them to ignore vile actions of QI on NUF. (poor mods betrayed) "But Suijin (hey! thats me!), it is impossible for overlord ren to be paid off by QI. He is even bringing them to court!" And I say EXACTLY THAT! He will bring them to court only to "lose" and still keep face and the money! It's a perfect plan! QI doesnt mind the evil facade as long as the end result is in their favor. And ren keeps his dignity and the ever loving support of his loyal followers. THE ULTIMATE CONSPIRACY! I hope I have convinced you of the hideous truth, the terrible betrayal. And have made you see reason. Let us say NO to betrayal. UNITED! If someone think this is serious (reddit users) or that mods are actually in QI pocket. You are mental. Double twist! Im paid off by QI... I wish <.<
I would've love believe what you said, but that mean i had to read the wall of text first. And i search there aren't any mentioning of illuminati so i lose any interest i had. You shoulda put illuminati to make it more valid. There's a reason why they are so internet famous.