Name:谣言止于恋爱 (on some sites, it was translated as Rumors would stop love) Author: Xiao Chen Link: http://www.danmeila.com/xiandaidushi/31556.html Synopsis(MTL): Wei Rusong, in his first day of school, accidentally fell on Xiao Nian's J8(A Chinese slang for dick). He was seen by his girlfriend and thought that he was giving a KJ(Chinese slang for oral sex/BJ yo!) after a series of "bloodshed". Wei Rusong: I'm not giving, I'm not giving ah ah ah ah! Xiao Nian: Neither am I. Wei Rusong: It seems like we have to carry out a plan to prove our innocence! Xiao Nian: En. So— Counselor: I saw you and that senior brother in the bushes *coughs* young people, pay attention! The consequences is not good! Wei Rusong: I accidentally rolled down with him! Next door dorm mate: Wei Rusong, can you lower your voice when you're having sex?! We can't sleep all night long! Wei Rising: No! Xia Nian was just helping me massage! PE Teacher: what did you do in the equipment room? You know it well! Go wash the mat! Wei Rusong: No ah ah ah! I was drinking a milk and it spilled ah! Finally— Xiao Nian: senior Wei Rusong: Well….. Xiao Nian: Since they all think we are doing it, why not just make do with it ? Wei Rusong: ...what does that mean? P.S it only has 30 chapters. And its funny
I don't think so... The bed scene happened later on. And they were both noob so they watched porn iirc
I really want to read this! I can’t wait for someone to pick this up and translate it for us, non-speaking Chinese, readers!
The novel is so funny. I hope someone will translate it. MC was a second year student while ML was a first year student. Since MC was the last student in his class, he had the room by himself so ML was assigned as his roommate. MC didn't know about this. He tripped over ML's shoes and fell over, right in front of ML who just stepped out of bathroom, naked MC's girlfriend saw this and thought MC was giving ML the bj. Rumour 1 then spread all over the university. The next time, MC was playing game on his phone so he didn't pay attention to what his friend was asking. Mc was talking to himself. MC's friend misunderstood. He was shocked since mC said salty. He thought MC tell him that Ml's 'ehem' tasted salty. Rumour number 2 spread all over the university again. The counselor heard about this and tried talking to ML. ML denied the rumour. MC then told ML they should not seen together to dispel the rumour. But, at one occasion he asked Ml to buy food for him. Since it was rainy day, he decided to join Ml and bring umbrella. He slipped on the mud. Their ambigious conversation was heard by the counselor. Really. Kids these days. They dare to do it on broad daylight. Ck ck ck. And that was rumour 3. Ml's best friend told him. 'You're my brother. I always support you, no matter who you like. Even if you like man bla bla bla...' Ml was touched by her. But he had to clarify. 'I really am not gay.' Everyone's mind is in the gutter. When it came to Ml and MC, they always came with dirty scenario Since MC hurt his leg Ml help with stretching? Their dorm neighbours heard the sound and gathered in front of MC's dorm to eavesdrop. The next day, they confronted MC. 'Do you know that the wall isn't soundproof?' 'We can't sleep because of you.' Mc was like 'what the hell?' Rumour no 4 was created then. He returned to the dorm and met ML. 'Senior, i heard new rumour today' ml said. 'I heard new rumour too' mc replied. 'Let's say it together' 'Wei rusong and xiao nian did it and disturbed their dorm neighbors..'
- ML and MC had their PE class together. MC had Ml buy breakfast for him. He accidentally spilled the soybean milk. When the PE teacher saw it, he thought they were doing it in the equipment room. How dare they tainted the sacred room? 'But it's milk!' Mc protested. 'One is wet in front, one is wet in the behind.' The teacher snapped. Who they were going to fool? 'Wash the mat!' - they got locked on the rooftop. MC caught fever cause of it and Ml had to drag him to doctor. MC feared needle so much. - mL's mum came to visit her son. She was a famous actress back then. MC thought that she was ML's sister since she was so pretty. MC was taking a bath before so ML got him the nearest clothes to wear which was ML t shirt. Mum: you're so cute. I don't see anything. You can call me mum.' Mc was confused but didn't dare to say anything. ML: mum, don't tease him Mum: what? Aren't you in love? MC was shocked. What? He wanted to weep. So the rumour had reached the parents too? - ML's mum eyed MC and ML. Mc only had Ml shirt and towel. She said. 'Don't worry. I am an open person bla bla bla..' She then wanted to take MC to eat, saying she would tell him story about ML. ML protested. MC actually didn't want to go out with ML's mum. ML looked at him threatheningly while mum was all smile. However he had to follow the elder. Mum then told ML to study hard while she would have bonding time with her daughter in law They went to eat at buffet restaurant and ended up gossiping with ML's mum telling MC about ML's life. Mc got drunk.
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I read the part where they had to do "it" and because they are both guys, they didn't know how to so they suggested that they should watch gay porn together XD
I love it "Then don't go off telling people my dick's salty" It's just the 2nd chapter lmao Chapter 3? Wei Rusong broke his leg during the fall and since he had brought him an umbrella and stuff, Xiao* Nian thought it was his fault. "If he didn't bring the umbrella to him, Wei Rusong wouldn't be hurt" So this dork got him food and fueled more rumors by making it look like he's being really good and affectionate. That's what led to ML's friend to saying that she supports him lmao :v the broken leg is also the reason why he got that massage. so much misunderstandings and it's their own faults
*imagination running wild* *nosebleed to the extreme* But dear God, this MC and ML have seriously Badluck! It seems as if the universe itself is trying its hardest to turn them bent! Thankfully it's not long, so I'm gonna MTL this for sure...thanks for the spoilers!
When the dorm-mates went to talk with Wei Rusong and he said "I haven't eaten Xiao Nian's dick or played around with him" they thought he was lying and said that the walls aren't soundproofed. They shouted really loudly apparently In another one, he got accused again. This time he's the one getting a blowjob in the piano room Just how pitiful is Wei Rusong Spoiler: Cute stuff They even fought over the electricity bill like a married couple oml. Xiao Nian is rich and doesn't understand the concept of it or clothes washing. He had a maid. Xiao Nian can't do laundry and Wei Rusong's afraid he'd do something wrong so he did it himself. As he was doing some of the laundry and hanging up clothes with Xiao Nian watching, some dude named Lin Kaijie turned up in front of the both of them and asked Wei Rusong out. He says he's not together with Xiao Nian while Xiao Nian was just silent when the dude asks if they have anything to do with each other. Guy ignores him and proceeds to say "Since you're not together with Xiao Nian, why don't you go out with me?" The guy's kinda bold. He asked Wei Rusong out because he's cute. Straight up said that to his face. Then he says "I saw you, I didn't think you were a student, much less in the same grade. Then I watched you eat in the cafeteria. I watched you eat and feed stray dogs. Clearly you wanted to eat yourself. Then didn't you fix Xu Yinghua's pants? Didn't you sew them? That's the first time I've seen such a well-behaved guy..." Lin Kaijie had rose-tinted glasses on when he was watching Wei Rusong, "If Xiao Nian was a glittering prince charming, then you are Cinderella." Xiao Nian pulled a fast one and grabbed Wei Rusong. "Senior is very cute." And proceeded to kinda insult Wei Rusong, but at the same time showing off that he knows him better than Lin Kaijie by saying "Even though he's moves around in his sleep, can't sing in the bath." etc etc. He then revealed to him that he can only see how cute this senior is; mentions that Wei Rusong allegedly confessed. Wei Rusong pushes him away and apologizes to Lin Kaijie, saying that he can't like him. Lin Kaijie asked if he liked Xiao Nian, but classes were sadly starting. Stuff about delusional Lin Kaijie and growing good feels for Xiao Nian from Wei Rusong. The "confession" was just Wei Rusong talking in his sleep