Secret of the one above

nope.
secretly pranks often

 

Too lazy
secretly wipes their fingers daintily

 

my whole paw rather.

secretly gobbles chicken wings with her hands.

 

Don't really eat chicken wings, prefer the thighs

secretly likes to pet peoples heads

 

I can't deny it.

secretly likes being petted.

 

Not really a secret

Secretly purrs when no one is looking

 

mostly when it's cold.

Secretly afraid of dogs

 

kind of, but not really. I don't like being jumped on by any four legged critter other than cats

secretly plays go fish online

 

dunno what that is.

secretly collects playing cards

 

not anymore, used to collect pokemon cards

secretly doesn't put their laundry away for up to a week

 

yep yep.

secretly stashes candy

 

cookies

secretly listens to songs that make you cry

 

there are some jpop songs like that, yes.

secretly composes her own themesong

 

nah, I use anime songs as my theme songs. Current one is voracity from overlord

secretly hums to elevator music

 

I hum if the elevator lady sing. if not then the elevator is boring since no music is played.

Secretly wondered what if all nurses in RL said, "I hope to see you again."

 

That sounds threatening

secretly dreams in black and white

 

yeah. most of them.

secretly prepared for a zombie apocalypse.

 

nah, just a home invasion

secretly stockpiles chocolate milk cartons

 

nah. had no attachment to used cartons. it would be different if it were a bigger box though.

secretly cried after being fired.

 

I did. I've only been fired once and it happened because my boss was pissed that I was trying to mitigate damages to our reputation rather than just blindly following orders.

secretly has a pet rock