Discussion Seven forbidden texts

I just spent 10 minutes reading invisible dragon and just wow. I don't even know

 

Tried presidential speeches?

 

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Nope.

 

duuuh!! dis is so gud , u obiously cant c mt thai
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lol if it's a satire , then the author has all my respect haha.

 

I laugh my cloaca off from "chapter" 1.

 

Questionable. That's all I can say.

 

There's harry and monster in novel pick up section, not sure if it's one of the seven.

 

invisible dragon is funny~ recall cliche scene is fun~
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When found and translated, i'd like a link to these forbidden texts.

 

Sorry for seeing this so late.
Here are the other 6 of the 7 forbidden texts.

Blood Martial God: The legend of the forbidden wuxia novels in Korea. The novel is quite famous for having so much bs logic-- starting from the fact that the author started off the novel with pitting the main character against one million martial artists. The author's bs logic is highlighted at the end of volume 1, where the author utters these famous words: "What is the fate of the martial world after this Not even god knows But I as an author know Which means that I the author is above god uhahahahaha". The novel has been completely erased from the site it was on. Only the first volume of the book still exists.

Supreme Martial Arts: A wuxia novel written by a middle schooler who became inspired by the writing style of invisible dragon. Apparently the entire plot of the novel was created in a mere 12 minutes.

Dissecting Fantasy Plots: This isn't actually a novel. It's actually a parody of generic fantasy novels. The only reason this is considered a forbidden text is because it was written a long time ago. People couldn't understand it that well because of the language from the early 90's, and marked it as a forbidden text.

Harry and Monster: A legend among forbidden novels. It is on a different class from other forbidden texts. The text destroys any bit of logic that may have been left in the plot, which makes it completely meaningless to try to understand. It was actually published in real life, which just serves to make it even more infamous. It was dubbed the name "Korean Necronomicon", and the reason why the book even got published is a mystery in itself. If you want to read more about this novel, there is a small preview of it in the "Novel Pickup Request" section.

Otherworld Dragon: A generic fantasy novel. This was only marked as a forbidden novel because of how generic it was during the early days of Korean novels. These types of novels are everywhere in Korea now. The plot is about a dragon who transfers to earth and wrecks shit. The novel is criticized even more because of its plot progression.

My Boyfriend's IQ is 180: The novel that was created with the mind of an elementary schooler. The main character is a person who is 180cm tall, and weighs 40kg, who can fight and win against a group of 60 people. Reading this numbs the mind of the reader. The fact that the author ended the novel with a kiss that lasted several hours just makes everything worse.

The works of Kim Won Ho: Just the fact that it was written by this man makes the novel a forbidden text.

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Kim Won Ho is a Korean novelist who publishes novels at the speed and quality of a factory machinery. The author is described as the collective of all bad parts of Korean novels. All of his novels contain an OP main, a huge amount of cliches, balance destruction, etc etc. It is said that just about everything about all the characters in his novels can be seen just by looking at the author's name on the cover. because of this, a strange situation where an author became even more famous than his works has been created.


...I should actually post this at my site.

 

If that novel is absolutely forbidden, you won't see it!

Just thing you (and some people) don't like doesn't mean that it's bad.

 

If you are trying to kill yourself by reading mtled versions of them, there are honestly better ways to go.
But here: http://blog.daum.net/_blog/BlogTypeView.do?blogid=0UeMw&articleno=16&_bloghome_menu=recenttext

 

Not all of the forbidden texts are actually in the download links. Some of them are either very hard to get, or was lost in the stream of time...

 

I'm reading the Invisible Dragon and I think it's hilarious.

 

^~^

 

you should translate other forbidden text, to share comedy but perhaps that will be asking too much from you

 

lol I forgot bout this. I still haven't looked at what they are. Not interested tbh~

 

fortunately read it after reading seveeral Xuanhuan(or Xianxia?).
i think what i read is Formula or Theorem of many novel with cliché tropes LOL.

 

Maybe it just needs a good editor to help it ... or you know a 12 gauge shot gun to just end its suffering