Sh*t Threads and sh*tty click baitty sh*t thread.

Yeah, the title was kind of relevant to what this thread is about, but not really sooo, whatever. Anyways Neexttttt!!!!!!! to the main point

You all know how when you try to sleep, you think about the most random things, well this thread, is what I thought up when I was thinking of sleeping at 12:57am.

So, what are some sh*tty clickbait threads you have thought about creating, but been to lazy to create? OR are you a perfectionist and have never thought of making a "repulsive" sh*t thread?

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First!

 

Why am I here? I should be sleeping.

 

I always convince myself that I'll do it when I wake up because I'm too comfy to get up and write it down, can never remember what they were after waking up.

 

I dunno but i'm gonna take a sh*t right now

 

I think I've made a thread before asking people to give click bait ideas. It's time for the new generation of nuffians to make click bait threads!

Who's marrying Ruyue?

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Someone complete this cause I cant rhyme

 

you forgot to colour it grey

 

I've always wanted to make a thread that just linked suspicious redirect back to the main page of NU, but clearly through another website. However, this would 100% get removed and or get me banned so I've refrained.

I've also wanted to make a thread that is literally a pyramid scheme for nuffies, but I've yet to work out the specifics cause those things are hard to start. I don't think I saw anything in the rules about that at the very least.

The final thread idea is to make a thread doing an in depth analysis of the site rules so we can figure out the cracks and exploits that aren't specifically mentioned against. Mod might also take that one down though, so I'm just going to leave these dangerous ideas out here for others to consider.

 

even if it's shit it must be good attractive shit not repulsive.

PS: WHOM DO YOU LOVE AND ARE ASKING TO GET MARRIED??!!!

 

Bait!!

 

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
CyberCypher failed as a comedian,
And so did you.

Schadenfreude!

(in case no one got this, this is a take on Burma Shave ads.)

 

My "evil click-bait" idea is to post in the "I'm looking for..." forum with a description of a nonexistent but amazing-sounding novel, then ask if anyone remembers the title.

Then ten minutes later post "Nevermind, I remembered it." and never reply to the topic again.

 

*Pats my bro*

@Ruyue this isn't the way you do it~

How about you confess your love to your waifu about how much you love him in a thread (call it "anniversary") and create a tag list?

 

You demon. You're the thing in my nightmares.

 

I suddenly got the urge to make a thread where I read small fortunes for people using dice. I think it's the lack of sleep. One or the other of my ears keep ringing... I want to sleep so bad but I just won't go. So here I am. Thinking up weird things.
I have a dice-themed avi and the idea ready, but I don't know where to put the thread. Community Games...?
And I need to go find those weird dice to roll for it.
And would anyone even want to try it?
Well I'll do it tomorrow.

Someone please tell me where to put it though.
Seriously
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blue-halloo
I'll complete this rhyme for you.
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Complete and utter evil!

 

I think I've lost half of my eyesight from reading this pink shite.

 

A punishment game where you read japanese novels and everytime the mc acts beta or thinks perverted you do 10 pushups
I tried it yesterday and my body aches today

 

I think i saw someone do that yesterday e.e