Shameless Phoenix Consort

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  1. DereDevil

    DereDevil Well-Known Member

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    In which the MC from UPX swapped with the MC from PGC

    Sypnosis: Ning Xiaoyao, from being a genetically evolved human, to a female or eunuch emperor, becomes a bride who's about to get married?!

    Meow mii!
     
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    Shameless Phoenix Consort

    Ning Xiaoyao really doesn’t know what to think anymore. Her last memory that actually made sense was her dying together with a horde’s of zombies after using the last anti-tank grenade on her body. Then, in a blink of an eye, she found out she’s still alive and instead of being surrounded by flesh-eating monsters, there are men and women in ancient garb shouting Your Majesty at her. After being confused whether she’s a female emperor or an eunuch emperor, a man barged in, kneeling and crying about some Supreme Commander being falsely accused. The man shook her to drive his point causing the poor Ning Xiaoyao to faint.

    The next time that she woke up was in darkness, something was covering her eyes. Reaching for the thing on her head, she discovered that it was a red veil. Ning Xiaoyao decided to examine the clothes that she’s wearing and found out that she’s dressed like one of those brides she saw on movies who are on their way to get married!

    From being a genetically evolved human, to a female or eunuch emperor, and now to a bride who’s about to get married?! Meow mi! Put her back in the apocalypse!
    Before she made a run for it, foreign memories began appearing in her brain, somewhat explaining her current situation. The original owner of this body is called Han Yunxi, the daughter of the Han family matriarch in Tianning Country. Thus body’s mother had once used her medical skills to save the previous empress, now the empress dowager, thus she had been betrothed to the seventh prince now known as the Duke of Qin, Long Feiye.

    Today was her wedding day.

    Narurally, Ning Xiaoyao can careless about this Long Feiye.

    While she was plotting how to escape, the music outside suddenly stopped as an old woman cried out.

    “Terrible, terrible! This is a big problem!”
     
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    Shameless Phoenix Consort

    Ning Xiaoyao raised a brow at the voice. Even if she came from an apocalyptic world, she still knew that its rude to shout ‘terrible' during a wedding ceremony. Is that old woman stupid?

    “Aiya! Its wrong. We’ve picked the wrong path! At the fork back then we should’ve turned right, but we went left!” the old woman continued. Ning Xiaoyao decided to stop focusing on those obviously muddle headed people outside. She stood up, grimacing when she almost fell down again due to the weight of the clothes and accessories she’s wearing.

    Ning Xiaoyao forcefully removed the phoenix coronet, uprooting a few strands of hair in the process and removed the heavy layers of her wedding dress, leaving a white inner robe. Finally being able to breathe after removing the constricting parts of her clothes, she turned her attention towards the phoenix coronet. The golden phoenix coronet made up of real gold.

    Ning Xiaoyao eyes shone.

    It seems like the people outside finally finished deciding what to do as the sedan started to move rapidly and violently as if the sedan-bearers are running. Ning Xiaoyao finally have enough when she almost hit her head on the walls thrice!

    Tying up her hair in a bun and tearing off a piece of her red wedding dress to make a makeshift bag for her loots (aka the pure gold phoenix coronet, the jade, silver, gold accessories) she surveyed the sedan chain for exit.
    Finding one on the roof of the sedan, Ning Xiaoyao made her move.

    No one saw a white blur leaving the bridal sedan through its roof
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    Is this a fanfic? o_O
     
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    Oh i like this
     
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    I think so
     
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    DereDevil Well-Known Member

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    The MC of Unruly Phoenix Xiaoyao swapping places with the MC of Poison Genuis Consort. Thus, comes the "Unruly Poisoner Yunxi" and "Shameless Phoenix Consort" :LOL:
     
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    Same here!!
     
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    Ruyi long feiye's long-suffering lackey

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    <3 <3 This is hiliarious! xD
     
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    Someone actually took up doing the fanfic!! :ROFLMAO:
    I wanna read more (y)
     
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    version 2

    in which NXY didnt escape the marriage.

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    Nobody expected the Duke of Qin residence to close their gates and humiliate their new bride, but then again, the bride is ugly and a good-for-nothing, not fit to marry the majestic Duke of Qin, Long Feiye.

    Everybody watched the bridal sedan in anticipation, wanting to see how the good-for-nothing bride will react.

    "Aiya, how unlucky. I've never been a wedding nanny for so many years but I've never seen something like this! Let's hurry up and go, quickly, go back!" The wedding nanny, Nanny Wang ordered. But before the sedan bearers take a step, a voice rang out.

    "Wait!" Everyone stilled, wondering where the voice came from.

    "Why can't we enter now? Is it because the gates is closed?" The voice asked again. This time, people was able to pinpoint where it was coming from. It came from inside the sedan!

    People snickered quitely. It looks like other than being ugly and a good-for-nothing, Han Yunxi is also very stupid! Just look at the questions she asked. It seems as if she still didn't know that she's unwanted.

    Nanny Wang furrowed her brows. This is quite unexpected, she expected that the girl will be crying when facing this kind of humiliation, but she actually dared to ask question? Despite the doubts in her mind, Nanny Wang stilled answer.

    "Yes Eldest Miss. The grand imperial concubine has ordered the gates to be closed." Her answer brought laughter to the crowds. The way she explained it was as if she's talking to a mentally retarded child. Maybe Han Yunxi is a mentally retarded child. This thought brought even more laughter.

    "I see." There was rustling inside before a girl dressed in red stepped out of the bridal sedan. This action stunned the onlookers, making them stop their laughter. Silence covered the whole area before furious whispers rang out. Mostly criticized the bride for being shameless and not following tradition.

    Ning Xiaoyao rolled her eyes beneath the veil. What tradition? She doesn't know any traditions. Since she doesn't even know what it is, how is she supposed to follow them?

    She just decided to ignore these obviously muddle headed people. Lifting the veil to get a better view of the giant gate, ignoring the surprised gasped that suddenly ran out, Ning Xiaoyao have to admit that its looks like very sturdy gate.

    A mischievous smile appeared on her face. 'But this gate doesn't stand a chance.'

    Bang!

    The once great gate of the Duke of Qin residence, fell down like a paper. Nanny Wang stared stupidly at Ning Xiaoyao whose still have her fist raised.

    Noticing the disblieving stared she's receiving, Ning Xiaoyao straightened, smiling brightly towards Nanny Wang.

    "The gate's opened now. Can we go in?"
     
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    Hahahaha!!! Nanny dumbfounded
     
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    ludagad Addicted to escapist novels

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    Hope she beats up her husband too, if the plot follows his assassination attempt on her. So refreshing~
     
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    The steward who was passing by the main gate watch in horror as the giant gate of the Duke of Qin toppled and crush him underneath, he didn't even have enough time to scream. The other servants who accompanied him are too busy watching the red figure standing before the gate to help the poor old man.

    "H-help..." Finally, the steward cough out, blood red liquid running down his mouth. Because his voice was too weak, nobody heard his plea. Fortunately for him, Ning Xiaoyao have superhuman hearing.

    Ning Xiaoyao, who grew up in the Apocalypse where every life is precious couldn't just let this person be who was idiotic enough not to dodge and under the amazed and terrified face of the masses, she completely lifted the giant door of the ground, revealing the half crushed steward under it.

    It was exactly this scene that the Grand Imperial Concubine and her adopted daughter arrived to.
     
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    The grand imperial concubine, as one of the previous emperor's beloved concubine has seen her fare share of powerful people. Her son, Long Feiye is one example.

    But never in her life have she seen a little girl, who is even smaller than her Murong Wanru, lift a giant gate. She swears in her ancestry that not even Long Feiye can perform this feat.

    Murong Wanru is not faring much better. She was planning on bullying the new wife. After all, she was supposed to be Long Feiye's bride. According to the information, Han Yunxi is timid, ugly and have very low self-esteem and self confidence. Its very easy to be bully that kind of person, adding to the fact that the grand imperial concubine also dislike her made things even more easier.
    But staring the the girl lifting the gate of the ground like it weighted nothing, Murong Wanru thought about how much strength those petite arms of her have to be able to lift the gate.
    Looks like bullying the new wife is out not possible.
     
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    Ning Xiaoyao place the gate beside her and crouched beside the injured steward. The people of the Duke of Qin finally noticed the prone form of their manor steward and gasped in horror.

    Ning Xiaoyao ignored all of them, her palm glowing in a pale green light as she examined the old man. Other that a few broken bone, he's alright. Its nothing life threatening but she still healed his wounds.

    Ning Xiaoyao nodded in satisfaction at her work and stared at the stupefied servants. "He'll live."
     
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    *-* SKIP *-*
    ~Long Feiye peeping while Ning Xiaoyao is bathing in his hot spring. ~

    Ning Xiaoyao knew that someone was watching her but she didn't feel any malicious intent so she continued soaking in the water.

    That Long Feiye guy sure knew how to live life. In the apocalypse, all natural hot spring became acidic and hazardous to human, though generically evolved human like herself can soak in it but ony for a few minutes, anymore and their skin will be burnth.

    Unconsciously, she probe her observer and was surprise to know that it was her 'husband'! Ning Xiaoyao only froze for a moment before ignoring him altogether. Co'ed bathrooms and shower rooms are common in the zombie infested world so she doesn't notice anything wrong with a man seing her naked.

    *-* TBC *-*
     
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    Raizendeville [The Idle Lord] (눈_눈)| [Piñata Infantry Commander]

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    Oh?...please do continue...
    Will this ends up in *snu *snu again??
    Hahaha..then ning xiaoyao similarly saying..
    "Don't worry I don't run off from responsibility..*pats shoulder"

    XD
    [Dumbfounded Long Feiye got hit with a critical strike!]
     
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    Aris12 Cold Ruthless Devil Loli

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    :blobjoy::blobjoy::blobjoy:She sure is shameless. She doesn't feel embarrassed. She make us laugh every chapter hahaha
     
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    Raizendeville [The Idle Lord] (눈_눈)| [Piñata Infantry Commander]

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    Hmmm...I'm waiting for the real Han Yunxi and the Great Commander to appear and caught Feiye and Xiaoyao... Hahaha...