Discussion [shitpost] The real reason isekai gods target Japanese

Discussion in 'Novel General' started by frenzy85, Aug 4, 2019.

  1. frenzy85

    frenzy85 Not Well-Known Yet

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    If they summoned a Korean, he'd see right through the hero-charade, realize he's actually going through conscription and GTFO.
     
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    No its obviously cause they want to spread the glory that is rice and soy sauce. Something that everybody would instantly fall in love with duh
     
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    And here I kept thinking 'twas due to the Gods being of Japanese temperament, they feel apologetic 4 their mistakes and want to make reparations.
     
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  4. DocB

    DocB [dok-bee] Burn

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    you are forgetting onsen or whatever they call outdoors thermal baths
     
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    don't agree with that.
    Koreans have the compulsory military training.
    So they would consider the hero job a military period and after it's over and he saved the world.
    he would of course ask for a leave and consider his compulsory service as done and takes his time enjoying his vocation, probably creating a Pop group with his party and make butloads of money and later own conquer the world with entertainment, he would create a pop agency "hero idol's" and become the overlord of the world with the biggest army of hero idols who not "only" would control the people with pop songs but also with military power, creating the never ending cycle of compulsory hero-idol training, in the new world.
     
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  6. RizYun

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    cuz isekai gods doesn't know the real face of korean(if it's like OP said). thing happen cuz their carbon copy face was quite similar each of others..
    tis thus confused those isekai gods..
     
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  7. Feng Tian

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    Nah, only the doormat that is the japanese office worker is brainwashed enough to believe that he isn't getting scammed. They are used to the most ineffective G7 economy and modern slavery after all.
     
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    ....I thought it was cuz isekai gods love snu snu
     
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    abewan 〘Nishikigoi Dungeon〙

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    Soy, rice and mayonnaise is too common now. Their taste buds have yet to taste the glorious MSG. :blobsmirk:
     
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  10. Scholar Occult Cauldron

    Scholar Occult Cauldron Just your average Nuffian

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    I thought it was because isekai gods know that most JP protagonists are pushovers and follow the crowd, while knowing how to control them through slave girls and their perversion.
    Couldn't get CN protagonist because they would murder everything (summoned slaughterer had a JP MC that was like this though)
    Couldn't get a KN protagonist because they would either grind to become the top or find some way to cheat the isekai world to power up and take over.
    The US is a no go, since an American MC would find a way to destroy the world or find a way to enslave everyone (through magic, religious cult, or economically).
     
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    Why is he taking a virtually sexless (defect to boot) machine then?
     
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    Gah !! Didn't think of that !
     
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    Because the isekai gods require a literal walking vagina of a person (aka a giant fucking pussy) for them to not fear for their safety in the off chance that the summoned person is fucking insane. Sometimes it backfires tho with the fact that they can't be assed to do the most simplest fucking background check biting them much later on in their dummy thicc asses(looking at you Rodcorte you retarded fuck)
     
  14. 0000000

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    ...dafuq CN and US sound similar.

    Also, is there any CN isekai? Not "drop dead on your desk and found yourself in other world" but more like getting summoned and shit?
     
  15. Scholar Occult Cauldron

    Scholar Occult Cauldron Just your average Nuffian

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    They usually get shanghai'd if not suddenly killed at a desk. Picked up a demon king to be a maid is one, but it has a lazy meme protagonist.
     
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    Zzz I guess it is pointless to have stupid ass revenge isekai trope, CN xianxia the fuck out of it. And as far as I recall, CN dun follow the usual BS from JP and send the entire class or school or office to the otherworld, neither did KR too though. But with how CN and KR usually work, it is death in the next chapter and cannibalism is approved.
     
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    I think its cos the gods want toyota in their worlds so they can have real life initial d.
     
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    It's cause Japs are freaking pushovers apologizing for everything except ww2

    I don't mean to be offensive it's obviously sarcastic
     
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    Initial D has nothing on Baby Driver
     
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    Simon [The Pure One's Chief Steward][Demon Beast]

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    As a person dies, their spirit is transported to their ideal afterlife. Please remember the MC has been dead the whole time, it explains the plot armor.
     
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