Lets be honest here. The moment when we are at our wisest, when we are at our most altruistic, when we ponder the mysteries of life and all it encompasses, is in the shower. While the water runs down our naked backs, we wonder of life after death, death after life. While we submerge our nude bodies in warm water, we think of destiny and fate. It is where the greatest thinkers come up with their most genius ideas. Archimedes came up with the connection of displacement in water while he was bathing. The epiphanies we experience are statistically most probable to occur isn’t he shower. So I ask, what are your shower thoughts?
The effects are enhanced if there's a little breeze from outside the window ( not all bathrooms are connected to the outside with a window ) , it gives an ethereal feeling as you let the mind go blank and thoughts wander. Does this work on the beach where they have showers to wash off the sand and saltwater? The polite thing to do is observe and not disrupt them while they have their epiphany.
If you live nearby me, my poop and your poop could've met up in the sewers at some point in our lives.
Whenever I shower i think a lot about my future and my current situations. Like I need to change, I shouldn't be lazy. How do I change? When should i do it? I will be productive today and the next day. I'll think before what i am going to speak of before saying it. (I tend to speak without thinking and instead hurt others, i'm aware of it) And bitch the moment I got out of the shower I lay down in the couch and read novels.
My thoughts range from understanding essence of any topic of mathematics or even physics and chemistry to making my own extremely creative story that will be probably never penned down. I think about my existence and the interactions taking place in the drops falling on me.
Shower thoughts? 'Hmm should I c*m already or not? Oh yeah that girl yesterday was fccking hot. Oh yeah baby, I know you want it. Bend over. Thats it. Good girl.'
I think about science, daily stuff and stories that make me so immerged that i just forget i am in the shower. Spoiler Taking a dump and start thinking, but then reality hits you in the face with multiple gazes on your body that turns redder by the second until you freeze . . . PERMANENTLY
I want to unsee this whole thread. But then I remember that being a fujoshi means that my shower thoughts are possible continuations/sequels/alternatives to the BL doujinshis or fanfictions I read recently and I don't really feel out of place in this thread anymore...
So you actually wait until you're home and have a day in between before you fap to hot girls you see? I've already finished 5 times before i even get back!
1 male is disgusting , 2 males = two negatives making a positive? basically you're reading what people would do, and you're like 'and then insert male 2' (quite literally).
Mmm my thoughts actually get pretty violent... like the best way to really make someone suffer... or the easiest way to pipe hydrochloric acid ton to the water system of an a hole who really pissed me off...
damn man, you could write a oneshot with your thoughts. idk man I'm kind of a hedonist and nihilist. Ironic huh? I believe that life doesn't really have meaning. There's no greater purpose why I was born here on earth; I ain't Jesus nor the judgement day itself, other than my parents fucking and since there's no such thing as 'destiny' or 'fate' might as well enjoy the hell everything life has to offer. (to read books that is.)