Discussion Side or main character who you'd want to slap to death

Discussion in 'Novel General' started by Eques, Aug 28, 2019.

  1. Eques

    Eques Translation machine (not)

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    What brought this on? I binged Remarried Empress (I liked it so much I MTL-ed the untranslated chapters) and let me tell you, Sovieshu (Navier's - the MC - husband) is. Making me. So. Mad. I don't want to spoil you so I won't go into detail, but he's totally a character I'd slap to death.

    So. Which side or main characters you think deserve this treatment? I don't mean a character who's just a scum male or generally annoying, or your typical villainess (every novel has them) - he or she should be written well enough that just hearing their names makes you grind your teeth and look for a hatchet.

    [Edit: this is a general question]

    I'm not gonna argue with anyone, this is just for fun~ :blobpopcorn:
     
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  2. Kalto

    Kalto [Somewhat meticulous]

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    Are you asking in general or just side characters in Remarried Empress?
     
  3. tsundere_taichou

    tsundere_taichou [Cute Demon Sect]

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    Mc in i have a mansion in the post apocalypse.

    Was a decent totally not fallout story till the protag literally raped a girl...
     
  4. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    Sakura from Naruto.:blob_coughblood:
     
  5. Eques

    Eques Translation machine (not)

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    In general.

    I haven't read it and I guess I won't. :blobthumbsdown:

    I think you'll find many compatriots. :blobpeek:
     
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  6. Pirre

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    Happy from fairytail
     
  7. reagents 11

    reagents 11 disaster personified

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    Righto ! Sasuke.
     
  8. NamGi

    NamGi Well-Known Member

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    Lol I'd wanna be a side character in a shounen manga that doesn't actually die or get raped ( ╹▽╹ )
    Just kidding I'd wanna be a main character of a novel that isn't shitty. Not shitty novels are pretty rare (´ε` )
     
  9. Arbelbyss

    Arbelbyss ⸢Slacking Researcher⸥

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    I think Rodcorte and Alda deserve this (Death Mage Doesn't Want a Fourth Time). Their incompetence and uncompromising personalities have lead them to where I want to smack them to even after they're dead
     
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  10. sorenman1

    sorenman1 The Forgotten Engineer of Legends

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    Around what chapter?
     
  11. tsundere_taichou

    tsundere_taichou [Cute Demon Sect]

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    I dunno around 150 maybe
     
  12. Causal Reader

    Causal Reader Well-Known Member

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    I guess a very large majority of CN novels MC that I want to slap to death, but not all of them. So far I know 3 CN novels where I enjoy reading about the MC, out of uncountable numbers out there that I wish those MC drop dead.
     
  13. Hanten

    Hanten Well-Known Member

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    Literally every single character in Shield Hero aside from naofumi and raccoon girl and lolis
     
  14. Kadmos1

    Kadmos1 Well-Known Member

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    Any character that is an SJW nagging Flat-Earth mother-in-law who lives in a van down by the river with Seymour, a Chris Walken-sounding and silent film-watching vegan cannibal zombie moose.
     
  15. whitespade

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    Nah you want to be a protag in a shit story since author will pile all the luck and golden finger on the protag. There will be no hardship for the protag only total boredom to the readers.

    Now you dont want to be a protag in a novel where author bully the protag mercilessly like in the Death Scripture. Its a beautiful novel but do the protag suffer so much.
     
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    Any side or main character that is a nagging Flat-Earth and SJW mother-in-law that lives in a van down by the river with Seymour, a Chris Walken-sounding and silent film-watching vegan cannibal zombie moose!