So, it turns out Ai-chan has a dream

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  1. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    And in that dream, Ai-chan and friends went back in time where we posed as mercenaries to assassinate key figures that should've been dead but didn't because we screwed up fixing a wagon. So to put history back on track, we assassinated them ourselves. Unfortunately, now we're stuck in the upper part of the figure's tower/keep. So to escape, we had a discussion and we decided on setting the tower on fire.

    Of course this means our butts would be on fire too, so Ai-chan proposed that we use wind to escape from the fire by taking the lengths of cloths and the spear sticks in that room and use them to make a hang glider. Another suggested that we use water vapour which made Ai-chan confused because, how would you escape using water vapour? Only after seeing the actual flames as we escaped did Ai-chan realize that she meant hot air balloon to escape which we did have the materials for, though stitching the balloon would likely take far too long.

    The tower looks like this, it was separate from the main fortification:
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    There's another dream before that where Ai-chan lost one of Ai-chan's little sister to a ghost who lived in one of the rooms of the house (which we walled off) that the dumbass little sister (she was adopted) opened it up because she was curious about the sounds the ghost made at night and the light from the window. The adopted little sister didn't believe us when we told her not to, that there was a scary evil ghost in that room that she wanted to open up.

    So when she opened it up, we scampered out of the house, with Ai-chan carrying her away because she was stunned that there actually was a ghost. Then Ai-chan got hit by a car and dropped the little sister. The ghost grabbed her and disappeared. Ai-chan's other little sister said we should fight the ghost and retrieve the little sister. Ai-chan thought about it and didn't bother. Ai-chan grabbed the other little sister and went to Brazil where we had a yuri wedding.

    So Ai-chan's question:
    1) How would you escape from a burning medieval tower after you killed its master?
    2) Would you open a room where a scratching and screaming voice can be heard some time at night?
     
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  2. Sabruness

    Sabruness Cultured Yuri Connoisseur

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    #AnotherFineProductfromtheAiChanNonsenseFactory
     
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    KizunaAi Cookie Lover ~ I love fuwa fuwa dolls ~

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    2) No I won't and I will move out from that house
     
  4. GDLiZy

    GDLiZy Wise Deepsea Mermaid

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    1) "Nothing is true. Everything is permitted." *jumps into nearest bushes in a leap of faith.
    2) Yes. I believe curiosity are meant to be satisfied.
     
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    *see the title
    me: Is that a JoJo reference?
     
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    1. Jump out of tower since below is water. Using minecraft logic, it should be fine? :blobhero:
    2. No. Burnnnnn the room. Aggressive ghost is scary. :sweating_profusely:
     
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    Was the ghost a female who hunted your other sister as a Yuri bride?
     
  9. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    She was a female, but no. She was actually the mother of the adopted little sister who for some reason committed suicide and didn't want to rest in piece.
     
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    No, if you imagine strongly, then when atoms in those picture touch each other, they're having sex.
     
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    Nyanko Psychotic Cat Princess

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    You have weird dreams. Anyway

    1) there's water under that tower.... Jump!
    2) if there is clawing and screaming, as the clawing chaos, I need to be there! Open the door!
     
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    1) I am so dead....
    2) learning from Boss Chen, I think carrying a bloody cleaver before opening it might be the right answer.. or find another specter and make them fight it out..
     
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    so.......








    when was Ai-chan never had a weird dream? or Ai-chan was just lonely cus she kept having weird imagination in her dream?
     
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    I envy you could remember those dreams more than 2 lines. I will immediately forgot my sweet dreams whenever I woke up. Or they will be deleted by my Monday blues.:blobhyperthink:
     
  16. raitei

    raitei ⟪Procyon lotor paronomasiaabsentii⟫

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    > see Ai-Chan's thread
    > betting myself a dollar it's a shitpost
    > read thread
    > my dollar inexplicably blown to smithereens





    > proceeded to drink more cold ice tea to soothe my brain
     
  17. Kurotsubaki

    Kurotsubaki Reincarnation of the Seven Deadly Sins

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    Another ai-chan dream...

    So... How the heck a stone building caught fire?
     
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  18. RNGesus

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    1) I was cornered in a dream once and I decided to escape by waking up. Turns out it was a dream within a dream cause the world still felt hazy and I'm on autopilot again. I woke up for real shortly after.

    2) Yes. Someone not ghosty yet could need help or medical attention. Stupid hero reflex.
     
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    1. Maybe a homemade hanglider.
    2. Always have salt handy.
     
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