Something Funny

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  1. Deleted member 316045

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    A father sees the annual English report of his son and gets so angry at it. The boy has a bad habit of speaking in proverbs.

    Father: Last time you did very well! What happened this time that you have pit up a very bad show?
    Child: Everyday is not Sunday
    Father: But you have never failed, dear child, why this year?
    Child: Once in a blue moon.
    Father: Damn it! It's so embarrassing to face your teacher.
    Child: Facts are stubborn things.
    Father: Stupid! I am not denying facts but what will I say to your teacher?
    Child: God help those who help themselves.
    Father: Well this is a bad excuse.
    Child: A bad excuse is better than nothing.
    Father: But I thought I looked after your studies. Also I bought books and everything for you.
    Child: A watched pot never boils
    Father: Oh, drag it! I pull all my efforts with you but you are such a son as never works hard.
    Child: A man blames his tools
    Father: Why don't you use your brain for your studies?
    Child: A man of words and not deeds is like a garden full of weeds.
    Father: You are a good! and you look like one.
    Child: Do not be misled by appearances.
    Father: Don't you have to make your career?
    Child: Every man is architect of his own fortune.
    Father: But you mist be confident and not lose hope.
    Child: Where there is a will, there is a way.
    Father: I am fed up with you. Do what you like because you will never learn.
    Child: It's never too late to learn
    Father: But if you learned a bit, your proverbial diseases could have been cured.
    Child: What cannot be cured must be endured.
    Father: (Shouting) You really are dog!
    Child: Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
    Father: My God! Your blessing is really funny.
    Child: Little things please little minds.
    Father: What! You must think before you speak.

    The end....

    Took me alot of time to write it here. I read it in a book and it was funny. Hope you enjoyed it:cookie: