Something has bugging me...

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  1. kyzer

    kyzer ⚠The Rebellion Stalker⚠

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    YOU DAMN BUGS!! STOP HAVING SEX ALL OVER MY FACE!!! MY FACE IS NOT A LOVE HOTEL DAMMIT!!!:mad::mad:
     
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    What the f*ck.
     
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    You learn sonething new everyday, something horrifically, mind blowing, and scarred for life but still new.
     
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    kyzer ⚠The Rebellion Stalker⚠

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    What the f*CK indeed, they are doing it on your face right now.
     
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    I knew about the scalp flies, but the face bugs are news. Guess I should have expected it.
     
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    Face bug? I guess that the next big thing after face book
     
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    UnknownSaint171 To Something Sounds Cooler

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    But I wash my face everyday and I’m very hygienic
     
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    They may be harmless and good for science but they are very rude :blobangery:
    The hell they are having sex on my face for? and laying eggs and dying in my pores?
    I make sure that I am always clean and hygenic so much that people around me and my parents are saying that I might have problems but I think I might actually turn Germaphobic :blobfearful: after this video
     
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    I won't even click on this link, cause sometimes it's better to not know stuff. Ah, blissful ignorance. The lesson you learn after 30 years of life.
     
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    :blobnom: How it feels to have em.
     
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    Neigh "Lich-King" "Harem-Fan" "Tragedy-Hater"

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    Yuck! i dont know what is worse the Face bugs or ass worms.:blobdead:
     
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    at least we are never alone
     
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    Fuck my bliss, because this video made me less ignorant. Anyway, I learn something new and terrible, but whew, luckily they're safe and somewhat useful. They are a reminder that we are not truly alone, and we ourselves are a walking ecosystem for smaller organisms.

    What irks me is that I have an oily facial skin, so does this mean I lack mites? I mean... I do constantly wash my face most of the time, when I visit the restrooms, even before I watched this video. On a sadder note, even the microscopic males on my face have their female partners to copulate with, unlike me. Regardless, I'm the god now of these puny creatures. When I die, their world shall die with me. We can proudly say, we're technically eldritch abominations now to them.