Spider man is a menace!

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  1. lygarx

    lygarx Lazy Translator

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    I have a theory about why Spider man is considered a public menace. The theory is beyond what the Media is doing and Jameson's bias.
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    Many of Deadpool's crimes may actually be pinned on Spiderman.
     
    lygarx, Oct 26, 2016
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    Poor bob
     
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    chillo NUF BioTerrorist

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    its because he leave webs everywhere and its too sticky to remove, so you know, its hard for those Windows cleaner and the police to remove his webs
     
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    Dude, if he was committing crimes he wouldn't leave his signing card. Perhaps he would dress himself to look like Deadpool, why not pinn your own crimes on a notorious bad guy?
     
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    his web auto disolve after a period of time
     
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    Ole dp has a full sail hard on for the webbed wonder and has recently been a good boy hell hes even in the avengers (then again everyone and their mothers are in the avengers)
     
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    hmmm spiders release their web using their rear end . . . .
    how come spider man don't???
     
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    Technically, after being bitten by a spider, he shits and pees out of his palms but you know how you can't show that out any theaters or anything so we just never see it. Think about it, he NEVER goes to the restroom! That's gotta be something yea?
     
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    The real reason why Spiderman is a menace: Bugs are annoying asf!
     
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    A menace!!
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    He does. He uses something similar to a catheter with some tubing leading up to his wrists.
     
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    A boy, got bitten by a radiation nope. And become a Nopeman.
    That's why.
     
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    He should be so hairy sasqatches are envious and have a couple more limbs but he didnt get those
     
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