Spitting blood in CN

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  1. Kung Pao

    Kung Pao chickens don't get headaches, they eat my grains

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    Now I know how it looks like when characters spit blood from rage in xianxia.
    Watch at 1:09:35



    Watch at 1:09:35
     
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    archn3m29 Well-Known Member

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    Holy shit, HAHAHAHAHAH epic!
     
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    kensh1n Well-Known Member

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    Whoa that's really......weird?
    not how I imagined though.....
     
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    Alexios Blake Well-Known Member

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    This is just overdone.
     
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  5. Kuroguma

    Kuroguma [Cyber Lich] [Aspie] [SOX][Forgotten Perv]

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    I had the same thought when I saw it, and abit later you get to see how to make a girl beautiful. :D
     
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    rdawv The Ancient of Lore

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    I immediately thought of this when I saw the thread title.

    Anyone wanting to know Cantonese humour should watch Stephen Chow movies. Americans probably only know of him from Shaolin Soccer and Kungfu Hustle, but his earlier works in the 90s are much better and funnier to Asians.
     
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    Aizelf 『....』

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    dude I just commented on this video before coming to this thread! (ghostwolf one) lol
     
  8. rdawv

    rdawv The Ancient of Lore

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    Also, around 1:20:00-ish, whenever I read descriptions about this-or-that treasure or medical pill, I'm reminded of that scene.
     
  9. archn3m29

    archn3m29 Well-Known Member

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    Damn, I ended up watching. I'mma watch it all from the start, this story looks awesome with a shameless genius MC XD
     
  10. anhrefn

    anhrefn [NTR Sect Leader]       [True Ancestor]

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    hahahah don't stop to watch

    it's so funny

    hahahah the girls were &*&*&* hahaha
     
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    anhrefn [NTR Sect Leader]       [True Ancestor]

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    "I was punched over 30 times"

    hahahahahaha
     
  12. Thunder Dragon

    Thunder Dragon [Supreme Being][Dragon of Thunder Bone Body]

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    what movie is this?
     
  13. anhrefn

    anhrefn [NTR Sect Leader]       [True Ancestor]

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    beauty fist

    hahahahaha
     
  14. Bao

    Bao Well-Known Member

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    Flirting Scholar, Stephen Chow.

    Many historical Chinese webnovels are like this, with a lot of harems and politics. But they aren't translated to English yet, would be really difficult to translate because of poetry compared to Xianxia.
     
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    rdawv The Ancient of Lore

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    You should, and once you're done, lookup Stephen Chow english sub in Youtube, many of his movies from the 90s are there.

    For those looking for wuxia, search for Royal Tramp I and II, they are shameless adaptations of The Duke and the Cauldron which is fully translated and listed in this site. It has kungfu, people flying around, harem, sleeping with a girl to save her life, courtly intrigue, sects and so on. Another similar film is King of Beggars.

    Then there's the Bruce Lee parody Fist of Fury 1991 and 1992, and the ridiculous Love on Delivery which is loosely based on the manga Noritaka.
     
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  16. Kung Pao

    Kung Pao chickens don't get headaches, they eat my grains

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    Every minute of this movie is hilarious, so many cliches
     
  17. Kamal

    Kamal uhmmm... hmmm... are you serious?

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    Idk but i want to try kung pao. Never tried it before
     
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    B055Y Well-Known Member

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    Oh god that was great!
    When he lifts up the last girl and she's been beaten 30 times... 'Ghost!'
    Then he countered the 'faceless kick' with the beauty punch' xD
     
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    wow, a blast from the past, i remember watching this when i was a kid.
     
  20. Raizhee

    Raizhee who

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    I cant stop laughing and wtf was that beauty fist stance :))) wtf did i just watch and wow that guy spitting blood LOL