Movie Star Wars is Fucked Up BAD

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  1. tahzib1451

    tahzib1451 Title?is it food?

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    soooo............................................................
    Rey is Palpatine's granddaughter......:hmm:
    Palpatine supposedly died in EP6.....:hmm:
    Rian "Manbaby" Johnson said Rey's parents are nobodies..........................:blobconfused:
    BUT.........whats dis?...........................:blobfearful:
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    https://screenrant.com/star-wars-ri...alpatine-clone/amp/?__twitter_impression=true
    is dis Lukas Pilm's messed up take on "I am My Own Grandpa"?
    u got to be fking kidding me now Kathleen "Witch" Kennedy and your LGBTQRSTLDR beta soy army......:blobangery::blobangery::blobangery::blobangery::blobdevil::blobdevil::blobdevil::blobdevil:
     
  2. TamaSaga

    TamaSaga Well-Known Member

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    Lol. Seeing how I can name several novels that are somehow popular despite having a similar storytelling quality as the last 2 movies, I really shouldn't be surprised. It makes me wonder whether people actually know what they are reading these days...
     
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    phucanhcr02 Well-Known Member

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    The storyline is more fucked than kingdom heart.
     
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    Get woke go broke
     
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    While Palpatine did clone himself in the now non canon books and possess his clone this is pretty bullshit ya
     
  6. BigBadBoi

    BigBadBoi Well-Known Member

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    Go woke go broke. It seems they still haven't learned their lesson after a lot of their SJW movies failed horribly
     
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  7. Toralk

    Toralk Certified Grouch

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    First they toss aside the Star Wars EU and all the work authors and game developers put into it, now they're bringing back bits of it to try and flesh out the 3rd rate backstory they slapped together for their terrible movies. :notlikeblob:

    Btw, I like your tags, but you forgot: JJ Abrams is a plague upon mankind
     
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  8. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Depressed Member

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    Now those people that kept saying the prequels were bad shall now speak of its goodness and unrivaled domination over the galaxy!
     
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    Honestly, aside from the original three movies, I've decided to selectively forget any additions to the world. The timeline, backstory, history, etc. have been altered a few times already through all the additional books by various authorized authors, movies, and games that it's just not worth paying attention to unless you are looking for something dealing with lightsabers, blasters, and spaceships to fill the time.

    Also, anyone who didn't see something like this coming when said Sith Lord can spontaneously impregnate a virgin woman simply through teasing the Force across the galaxy from her, and that be acceptable as the truth in Canon, I shake my head to and walk away from. :p If it could happen once, chances are the plot's going to be used again.
     
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    Not Red Yet Well-Known Member

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    Never did like that girl anyway, She’s too Mary Sue.

    Doesn't help that her acting skills remind me of Kristen Stewart :blob_catflip::blob_catflip::blob_catflip:
     
  11. DeirdreH

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    You only think they failed because you misunderstand their purpose. Movies like that are not made to make money. They are made to contaminate and destroy culture.

    You don't say that a bomb has failed just because it's broken after it detonates.
     
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  12. Capsize

    Capsize Would you like to be isekai’d? ψ(`∇´)ψ

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    Disney is crap at making sequels. :blobunamused:
     
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    Oh yes, the strong case of incompetent writing.
     
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  14. GrimVeilRule

    GrimVeilRule Dux Bellorum

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    I think it's sad that me and a couple of idiots made better movies at lunch trying to predict what would happen In the last jedi and rise of skywalker.
     
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    prongsjiisan Dying in my own bed

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    It is, why are you surprised?
     
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    Invisalats The Bearded One

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    As far as I know George Lucas hates the new scripts and actually got overruled by Disney. The original scripts dealt more with what the force was and was a lot more fantasy like. Disney didn't like how weird it was and turned it into the mess you see on the grounds it would "target a larger audience".

    It's why Pixar refuses to have too much interference from Disney and maintains authority over most all of the story decisions. Cause Disney will destroy quality scripts and bank on the Disney name to turn a profit.
     
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    This is what fans of anything deserve, seeing it destroyed!

    (No clue why people get invested in big commercial properties designed to drain money as efficiently as possible from the start)
     
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    We have a kid being born from whats basically building blocks of life in their world and he turned out fucked im sure a kid being born from clone is gonna work out better.Star wars have a low bar for mc's background haha but it doesnt really matter how fucked the story is progressing,it has too much meat in it to go bad.Unless something is fucked in the main core nothing is gonna destroy the franchise.The perks of being a behemoth in the sci fi area.
     
  19. mmsupreme

    mmsupreme How do I change my custom title?

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    The budget difference allows for lower quality novels to move forward in popularity. If you have over 500+ chapters that's more of a testament to a translator rather than a novel itself. If you are spending anything with a m on a storyline the least you can expect is people to make a coherent structured product
     
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  20. thisworldofmine1

    thisworldofmine1 Grandmaster of Danmei Cultivation

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    After director Lucas left, everything went haywire. He said that it wasn't his story anymore anyways.
     
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