Steam Key Giveaway

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  1. Crazyh3

    Crazyh3 Well-Known Member

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    Here's a joke I find quite funny. (I don't want to win the give-away, I'm only here for jokes)


    So a rapist, a masochist, a pyromaniac, a necrophile, a sadist, a pedophile, and a zoophile are all standing in a jail cell.

    The rapist says, "I'd like to fuck something.".

    The zoophile says, "A cat."

    The pedophile says, "Even better: a kitten."

    The sadist asks, "How about we beat the kitten up, and THEN have sex with it?"

    The necrophile adds, "Alright let's beat a kitten to death, and then have sex with it."

    Then the pyromaniac says, "Okay, how about we beat a kitten to death, light it on fire, and then have sex with it?"

    After all of this the masochist finally speaks up and says, "Meow."
     
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    Crazyh3, Feb 16, 2016
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  2. SlashCrit

    SlashCrit 『Young King of ♥』『Lawyer/Bartender』

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    Lol don't really care either way
     
    SlashCrit, Feb 16, 2016
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  3. Shaolin

    Shaolin Take some time to chill~

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    Yea, enter this giveaway only if you are interested lols.
     
    Shaolin, Feb 16, 2016
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  4. Tokin

    Tokin I despite ISSTH. [( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

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    why are mountains so funny?

    because they are hill areas

    im just here for banter , dont want prize
     
    Tokin, Feb 16, 2016
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  5. Crazyh3

    Crazyh3 Well-Known Member

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    Crazyh3, Feb 16, 2016
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  6. SlashCrit

    SlashCrit 『Young King of ♥』『Lawyer/Bartender』

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    Got another one..
    There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who can read binary, and those who can't..
     
    SlashCrit, Feb 16, 2016
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  7. Poor_Hero

    Poor_Hero your hope is crushed under the flag of "REALITY"

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    good luck everyone ⊙﹏⊙
     
    Poor_Hero, Feb 16, 2016
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  8. Aszure

    Aszure #^#^

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    If i got 1$ every time somebody called me racist
    black people would rob me
     
    Aszure, Feb 16, 2016
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  9. Astaroth

    Astaroth empty

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    Time to copy pasta some green text.
     
    Astaroth, Feb 16, 2016
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  10. Kagami Ren

    Kagami Ren General of Satans 5th army

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    Xianxia Joke xD
    She then continued to test it out, constantly rotating the mass of air around the various parts of her body. Hence, suddenly, a weird scene appeared in her room. The dumpling-like child on the bed, for a moment, turned into an infant with a huge head, an infant with a huge leg in the next moment, and an infant with a huge arm in the next.

    And when a certain master, who came over to investigate after sensing an anomaly, saw his disciple who had already gotten addicted to it, silently turned around and returned.What am I going to do with my disciple’s ‘chicken’ IQ?
     
    Kagami Ren, Feb 16, 2016
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  11. Yalder

    Yalder Active Member

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    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
    Yalder, Feb 16, 2016
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  12. Sproutling

    Sproutling We are the Sproutlings

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    meh, what a joke...
     
    Sproutling, Feb 16, 2016
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  13. Cien

    Cien 『Omnivore Reader』Inactive

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    Donald Trump. Do i win?

    Edit: to add more to the joke

    Donald Trump: It hasn't been easy for me.. I started off in Brooklyn. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars
     
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    Cien, Feb 16, 2016
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  14. Shaolin

    Shaolin Take some time to chill~

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    Kay, lets just do it this way so that someone that wants to play this game gets the key.
    Will edit this post in 5 minutes with the key, whoever wants it can redeem it!

    [​IMG]
     
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    Shaolin, Feb 16, 2016
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  15. Shio

    Shio Moderator Staff Member

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    Locked by request
     
    Shio, Feb 16, 2016
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