I need more subtle insults to really get to somone, preferably subtle so he doesn'tbget it and i dont get beaten up. Examples below . I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that? 4. Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? 5. Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.
Your examples do not look subtle at all. They rather question the intelligence of the one they are directed at if he can't understand them.
Thats why i am looking for very subtle ones these are all from a website but they are too harsh. Like very complex deep ones im looking for..
...you look more dashing while wearing a mask. ...your clothes are beautiful ...you look like a human ...good job, I was only able to do/solve that when I was in grade 3. Were these good?
Oh another example this one is good For a busy man like Boss Xu to send my wife flowers, you’re truly giving me face.” Lin Ruoxi secretly looked up at this time, upon seeing the bouquet with assorted carnations, she creased her brows. She too was very curious as to what kind of flowers Yang Chen would send her, but after seeing a pile of good carnations being piled together like a bouquet of wild flowers, she honestly didn’t know what to say about Yang Chen. Yang Chen didn’t seem to mind as he smiled and answered, “Is there a meaning? I wonder what meaning Boss Xu’s flowers represent?” Xu Zhihong proudly said, “Beautiful and noble, these are the things I admire about Ruoxi, the orchids are just my way of expressing them.” “Thank you for praising my wife.” Yang Chen dragged on at the word ‘my’, provoking a pair of creased brows from Xu Zhihong, then said, “The reason why there are so many colors in this bouquet of mine is mainly because I truly don’t know how to praise my baby Ruoxi, she’s beautiful, kind, noble, confident, sexy, lovely, virtuous, dignified, compassionate, serious, charitable…… a good wife and loving mother, model worker, a candidate for Huaxia’s woman of the year…… geez, don’t you think all of these flowers represent my family’s Ruoxi? Therefore I could only buy them all.
Thank you for being a role model for the children, without you I wouldn't be able to show them what to avoid becoming when they grow up.
Stop talking, you are making the whole street dumber by listening to you. If I have a face like yours I would sue my parents You are the proof that humanity evolve backward
Subtle, indirect, insults are fairly difficult to pull off. I don't think you're going to get any particularly great ones here.
I have some situational ones I guess. Though being sarcastic is your best bet if you don't want people to notice your insults. Wait, I thought you couldn't be within 50 feet of school grounds. Do something different with your hair? That's an interesting choice. (Trying to think of subtle ones is difficult lol)
I used to have a co-worker that was as dumb as a brick and he did some radio work, i told him he's probably very good at it as he has a face that was made for radio.
You're phenomenal, one of a kind, out of this world, beyond the comprehension of society, a sensation unlike any other, a subject of interest for scientific studies, a real work of art, the center of attention wherever you are, a living testament to god's inventivity and a monument on the road to perfection.
Maybe that is why you sister likes me so much. (If someone replied with this, the counter would be a lot more painful...just saying) One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental material used in making walls. Repeatedly. You are in a very good shape. (Lightly now) Circle is a shape.
If hair is messy/bed hair/overly styled - “I like your hair, it’s very natural” If personality is shit -“ Wow you have the 5(or any other number) virtue of women/men/etc” - “If you were in a story you’d definitely be one of the main characters” -“ Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the worst of them all?” If they look ugly - “Perhaps in the future we will find your face on a beautiful painting showcasing humanity's evolution” - “ Surely in ancient times you would be worshiped as a god/goddess” -“ If we get childrens, I wonder if they will ever regret their features”