Ai-chan was at a conference at a hotel in Saudi Arabia just this evening. It had something to do with land development or whatever, Ai-chan doesn't know. Ai-chan doesn't even know why Ai-chan was invited. Thankfully, it was an all-expense paid or Ai-chan wouldn't have enough money to go home. And while Ai-chan was in the hall listening to someone talk, a petty little thief with daddy complex broke into Ai-chan's room at the hotel. She kicked the maintenance sign to place them at the hallway where Ai-chan's room was so that it would conveniently stop people from coming through that hallway. Then once inside, instead of robbing Ai-chan's money, she folded up Ai-chan's scattered clothes and tidied up Ai-chan's room before running off with a pair of Ai-chan's white panties. She planned on extorting money from Ai-chan with the panties later, but then zombies appeared. Ai-chan barely managed to escape by hiding between dead bodies and holding Ai-chan's breath. When the rampaging zombies moved on to another group of people, Ai-chan was pulled out by Ai-chan's friend, right before the dead bodies started to reanimate. Escaping from there was very hard. You have to make sure not to get close to zombies to attrack their attention, but you still need to run because if they see you, they will chase you. Yes, people said to bust their heads, but busting zombie heads is not like hitting a flying baseball. You got a head that bobs up and down, left and right, shambling sometimes slow, sometimes fast and somethings they lurch at you. Your timing is all off with zombies. The best thing to do is just to run. But running is hard too, because they don't know when to quit. Once they've seen you, they will chase you. And when one chases you, more will chase you. Over time, you get tired, and when you're tired, you get eaten. So Ai-chan and friend had to run to an unfinished, structurally unstable bridge which broke apart when the zombie hordes numbering a few hundreds shambled on the bridge. We wouldn't last running for hours. Ai-chan managed to get on a working plane and landed in Singapore, but Singapore was the same too. Only the airport was free of zombies, while outside, numerous zombies of Singapore wanted to bust through the wire fences surrounding the airport. Until eventually, the fences broke from the weight of the zombies and even the airport was overrun. Ai-chan and friend escaped to KFC, where we pulled down the metal grate and sat there for months eating Hot & Spicy while making love. Sometimes, Ai-chan called mom and we chatted until the electricity went out and Ai-chan couldn't charge Ai-chan's phone anymore. A few months later, with our chicken out and flour supply at dangerous levels, the zombies outside finally died out of starvation. Ai-chan and girlfriend finally came out happy to be alive. We went home to a very ransacked and dirty home from the neglect and vandalism. Just as Ai-chan arrived, some dude came over and told Ai-chan to pay up for the months Ai-chan didn't pay the student loan or we'd go to court. Ai-chan woke up screaming, hoping for a tsunami or earthquake to destroy the world instead of zombies.
These dream threads always confuse me so much. I never realize its a dream you had until something far too weird happens, like the sudden zombie thing.
Surviving the initial outbreak is one thing, surviving the collapse of civilization as most know if it's a widespread outbreak is another.
Don't know. Ai-chan doesn't think she comes up again aside from that revelation that it was her who folded Ai-chan's clothes, tidied the room, broke the ceiling and ran off with Ai-chan's white panties. The robbery was an inside job!
Would have told student loan guy that his money is located at "insert zombie infested zone here" and that they would be happy to pay up if he told them Ai-chan sent him....
I was NEVER gonna blackmail you re: pantsu. It was gonna be centerpiece of my collection! Btw, thank you for pointing out the logical fallacies in ALL zombie apocalypse movies.