Suton's 5 step guide to getting the girl of your dreams!!

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  1. Suton

    Suton Two can keep a secret ᴵᶠ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᶦˢ ᵈᵉᵃᵈ.

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    1. Give up...
    2. wail in agony
    3. pick up drawing
    4. become good at it
    5. Draw a comic about you and her

    tadaaaa!! the most effective method to finally getting the girl of your dreams! Now, go forth my brothers! Find yer girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl!!


    Or, you know, you could always become a hermit...
     
  2. Aquaa

    Aquaa Well-Known member

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    More like that's a way to become a comic author due to one sided love than .... getting together with the girl...since it won't work if the girl is a normie so...plan flop


    *Smh* :cookie:
     
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  3. Suton

    Suton Two can keep a secret ᴵᶠ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᶦˢ ᵈᵉᵃᵈ.

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    they don't need to know that....
     
  4. otaku31

    otaku31 Well-Known Member

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    If you're willing to compromise a bit and go for 2D girls (is it really a compromise, tho?), you could easily get her...

    figurine. :blobpeek:
     
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  5. lucjanssens

    lucjanssens a very ¨rabbit¨ bunny

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    6 get a lawsuit for privacy violation and stalking
     
  6. Suton

    Suton Two can keep a secret ᴵᶠ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᶦˢ ᵈᵉᵃᵈ.

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    i do not condone falling in love with 2d girls (ITS TOO ONE SIDED DAMN IT)
     
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  7. Suton

    Suton Two can keep a secret ᴵᶠ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᶦˢ ᵈᵉᵃᵈ.

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    I see you understood the point perfectly!
     
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  8. juniorjawz

    juniorjawz Well-Known Member

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    Be @elengee

    Cultivate your inner greatness.
     
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  9. Loni4ever

    Loni4ever The Fluffy White Wolf

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    In case @Suton's guide doesn't work, here's an alternative, with only three simple steps:
    1. Become a narcissist. (For further questions, consult experienced narcissist @hayyan)
    2. Clone yourself
    3. In case you're male, make your clone get sex reassignment surgery

    You now got the girl of your dreams. Congratulations :blobparty::blobparty:
     
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  10. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    Step 1, study the greats, such as Bill Cosby. :blobpeek:
     
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  11. otaku31

    otaku31 Well-Known Member

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    Why did no one suggest kidnapping? :blobconfused:
     
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  12. Suton

    Suton Two can keep a secret ᴵᶠ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᶦˢ ᵈᵉᵃᵈ.

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    I give this method my seal of approval!

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  13. Suton

    Suton Two can keep a secret ᴵᶠ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᶦˢ ᵈᵉᵃᵈ.

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    because it's a suton post you heathen!!
     
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  14. Loni4ever

    Loni4ever The Fluffy White Wolf

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    what does that mean? xD
     
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    Heimdallr [I-don't-know-what-to-write-here]

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  16. 0000000

    0000000 I B HAPPY!

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    Cuz it is harder? You have to get the drug, the vehicle, the hideout and basically everyone in here is broke af.
     
  17. Suton

    Suton Two can keep a secret ᴵᶠ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᶦˢ ᵈᵉᵃᵈ.

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    what does what mean?
     
  18. Loni4ever

    Loni4ever The Fluffy White Wolf

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    that reaction to my alternative guide~
     
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  19. Suton

    Suton Two can keep a secret ᴵᶠ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᶦˢ ᵈᵉᵃᵈ.

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    ALSO, BECAUSE THIS IS A SUTON POST YE DEGENERATES!!
    Hook, Line and sinker!
     
  20. pass1478

    pass1478 braindaed

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    I would rather not like any 2D girls, 3D girls, or basically any girl with a D. Lol