Suton's 5 step guide to getting the girl of your dreams!!

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  1. Suton

    Suton Two can keep a secret ᴵᶠ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᶦˢ ᵈᵉᵃᵈ.

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    it's an approval!!

    I spy, with my nonexistent eye, an asexual! xD
     
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  2. Loni4ever

    Loni4ever The Fluffy White Wolf

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    lmaooooo xDDD

    yay :blobxd::blobxd:
     
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  3. Shio

    Shio Moderator Staff Member

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    What's up with all of these sad boy (without) romance thread?

    Here's a tip. Practice speaking about other topics
     
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  4. Suton

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    booooo, killjoyyyy~
     
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    Shio Moderator Staff Member

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    Add this to 101 reason why you still don't have girlfriend
     
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  6. Suton

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    why am i getting attacked like this...
     
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  7. pass1478

    pass1478 I'm in Despair!

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    Because it's relateable, and self-deprecating humor is entertaining to watch.

    Also because effort isn't needed to make these.
     
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  8. Liyus

    Liyus Laksha's Desu~ Cat

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    If you guys want a girl in your dream should just go to sleep and try your luck...
     
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  9. Suton

    Suton Two can keep a secret ᴵᶠ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᶦˢ ᵈᵉᵃᵈ.

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    tell him pass, tell him.
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    kenar ヽ(｀・ω・´)ゝ

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    @Shio is this a double post? I often see suton doing this. :hmm:
     
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  11. Suton

    Suton Two can keep a secret ᴵᶠ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᶦˢ ᵈᵉᵃᵈ.

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    good advice~

    what is a double post?
     
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  12. pass1478

    pass1478 I'm in Despair!

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    OPs can double post.
     
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  13. lucjanssens

    lucjanssens a very ¨rabbit¨ bunny

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    what a about a woman with DD's
     
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  14. Ratatoskr

    Ratatoskr [Aruruu's proud dad] [The False Gentleman]

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    For the sad and the defeated, there is always porn.
     
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  15. Suton

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    what is a double post

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    kenar ヽ(｀・ω・´)ゝ

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    Ah, no. I'm not talking about this thread. I see the guy did it in another thread, though I never report it or anything.
     
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  17. Suton

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  18. Suton

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    wai
    t what reporting what did i do
     
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    A CREEPS GUIDE TO GET A GIRL
    0. Confess and get rejected. If not just keep watching her until you get into a lawsuit and can't leagaly get close to her.
    1. Get pictures of her from as many angles as posible (you can hire someone to do this, but NOT recomended).
    2. Make a bodypillow with her picture on it (handmade is best, but it's also recomended to hire a professional).
    3. (Optional) get a second bodypillow with her naked body from the pictures you took of her in a swim suit (if not use your imagination)
    4. (Optional (not recomended) Install various toys in the second pillow (if you'r a real creep get some recordings of her voice to add).
    5. (Optional (for your sake i hope you newer! Newer! Do this)) use the second pillow to do that thing we all do behind closed doors.
     
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  20. An Anime Addict

    An Anime Addict (≧▽≦)/̵͇/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿▀̿ ̿)

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    Just what the hell is happening to people today!? I swear i already saw 2 threads before this about getting a girl or whatever:facepalm::hmm:
     
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