Sword swallowing

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  1. Cupcake Ninja

    Cupcake Ninja [Kind Sage][Lord Benevolence][ The Great Paragon]

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    you and me were obviously thinking about different kinds of swords, mate.
     
  2. naghi32

    naghi32 The Loner

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    Hmm

    He obviously has an iron deficiency and is trying to balance the metal content in his body ...
     
  3. Ratatoskr

    Ratatoskr [Aruruu's proud dad] [The False Gentleman]

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    I have seen a person who ate a sword and it came out of his ass. A magistrate. Since its on tv it must be true.
     
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  4. Cupcake Ninja

    Cupcake Ninja [Kind Sage][Lord Benevolence][ The Great Paragon]

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    if you'd said it went through his ass and came out his mouth, then i'd have been impressed
     
  5. Lhie

    Lhie 『Procrastinator』「Argetlam」『Bibliophile』

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    well, those swords are blunted so they won't injure the swallower~
    but still. :O
     
  6. ZXu2002

    ZXu2002 I am a idiot

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    he also ate a sword connected to heavy weights
     
  7. Tramsloof

    Tramsloof Quarter Erudite

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    l feel that this is stupid. And that it has been done before. And that people died trying to do this and this was banned until recently.

    So basically a swordsman thrusts his sword and this man opens his mouth which is already full of lube,mthe sword goes straight to stomach and straigh out. Bravo.

    Earth is full. Go home. Is what I would say to demotivate these guys.
     
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  8. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    World's most useless ability. I'd be a lot more impressed if he can breathe fire. And I'm easily impressed.

    If someone comes at you with a knife, are you going to take the knife with your mouth? Are you going to swallow the knife? Pulling trains with your teeth is a lot more worthy of adulation.

     
  9. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    I don't know why and you don't know why either, but seeing you feel insulted somehow made me feel like... um... smirking?:blobsmirk:
    Worry not, I am not insulting you, just fascinated with the current emotion I feel right now...:hmm:
    Could it be... am I awakening my inner S?:aww:
    Nah... just bored.:blobwoah:
     
  10. Shem

    Shem ┃ᐕ) ⁾⁾「Lv 69 BL Hunter」☆ Vrelty's Seme ♤♡ ꪋς꧖ ☆

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    (You):notlikeblob::blobhero:(me). :blobfearful::cookie::blobpeek:
     
  11. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    Stay your hand!:blobpoliceangry:
    You dare to raise your sword against me?:blobangery:
    "If you are not with me, then you're my enemy." - Darth Vader:blobowoevil:
     
  12. Tramsloof

    Tramsloof Quarter Erudite

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    I once saw a vdeo where a man was pulling a bus with his little man. He was laughing all the way.
     
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  13. ZXu2002

    ZXu2002 I am a idiot

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    How bout this?

    Or if you want a useful ability,

    Or this

    Or this
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IXh071JJeDo
    Or something
     
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  14. Ratatoskr

    Ratatoskr [Aruruu's proud dad] [The False Gentleman]

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    I've seen a gorilla got penetrated by a banana from bottoms up while go kart racing. But its on youtube so its a bit untrustworthy.
     
  15. MEGA SPARTA CHICKEN

    MEGA SPARTA CHICKEN Planet sized warrior Tony without wisdom teeth

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    Needs more lube and did he chew?
     
  16. Wobbly

    Wobbly [Unstabbable][He Who Courts Death][Whimsical]

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    Hey dad what does mom do? She's a housewife now but what did she do before?

    Hrmmmm . . . well son, you're mom has always been a housewife but that doesn't mean she's without jobs. You could say she's a circus act in a way.

    What do you mean?

    Well in the past she had to constantly bend her body in complex ways and swallow humongous swords. She practiced all night. I was the circus director.
     
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