I have seen a person who ate a sword and it came out of his ass. A magistrate. Since its on tv it must be true.
l feel that this is stupid. And that it has been done before. And that people died trying to do this and this was banned until recently. So basically a swordsman thrusts his sword and this man opens his mouth which is already full of lube,mthe sword goes straight to stomach and straigh out. Bravo. Earth is full. Go home. Is what I would say to demotivate these guys.
World's most useless ability. I'd be a lot more impressed if he can breathe fire. And I'm easily impressed. If someone comes at you with a knife, are you going to take the knife with your mouth? Are you going to swallow the knife? Pulling trains with your teeth is a lot more worthy of adulation.
I don't know why and you don't know why either, but seeing you feel insulted somehow made me feel like... um... smirking? Worry not, I am not insulting you, just fascinated with the current emotion I feel right now... Could it be... am I awakening my inner S? Nah... just bored.
Stay your hand! You dare to raise your sword against me? "If you are not with me, then you're my enemy." - Darth Vader
How bout this? Or if you want a useful ability, Or this Or this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IXh071JJeDo Or something
I've seen a gorilla got penetrated by a banana from bottoms up while go kart racing. But its on youtube so its a bit untrustworthy.
Hey dad what does mom do? She's a housewife now but what did she do before? Hrmmmm . . . well son, you're mom has always been a housewife but that doesn't mean she's without jobs. You could say she's a circus act in a way. What do you mean? Well in the past she had to constantly bend her body in complex ways and swallow humongous swords. She practiced all night. I was the circus director.