Take it. I'll just keep him/her in the yard. An ugly bastard system where you look incredibly ugly, enough to make people puke upon even seeing you, but you get rewards as you continue through life.
What kind of rewards??? Speaking of which An ugly bastard system where you look extremely ugly but no matter what you do you will be loved by everyone. But due to your crippling insecurities you will never find real relationships
Take it. It's a good life being loved by EVERYONE. I could legit get away with robbing banks. The dollar sign came after the number. Seems sketchy. MY turn: You turn into a cookie, but no one will ever eat you.
Leave it. I can still be eaten willingly by those who want to die. You'll inherit a huge political power but in a small country bound to be used 'till dry by the bigger country.
Leave it. I suck at politics. You get a will from one of your ancestors which says they hid $183.3B somewhere, but it is a scavenger hunt around the world, where many of your cousins (23, to be exact) are also participating.
Leave it... But still join world tour with my cousins expecting them to pay for my accomodations for being magnanimous~~ You are the heir of the demon realm who could do whatever you want but never will see the light of day outside dark realm~~
Take it~ It seems worth it, and I'm tired of the brightness, my eyes are tired. And I get to be an heir of a demon, that seems pretty sick. You get a body pillow that gives you incredible amounts of serotonin every time you hug and cuddle it to help your mood, but it's Rasputin in a skimpy maid outfit.
Take it~~ Then gift it to someone else who has heavy taste as I don't have a problem calming down~~ You get a lifetime stock of happy tears that will relieve all your stress everytime you cry but will leave you puffy eyes the entire time~~
Take it. If you have time to use a lifetime stock of happy tears, you have time to let those puffy eyes go away as well. You could also hide it by saying that the puffy eyes was because of allergies. You're the only person who's not immortal in the universe, but you are also the only person who will live the happiest life.
Take it~~ Then soon they'd be pursuing mortality instead *waves little fan* Own a comfy blanket-hoodie but must be shared with someone~~
TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT~ I see no downside at all here ^-^ Have a water bed but there are creepy piranhas in it.
Take it ! Only if the piranhas can live without food~ A lucky amulet that feeds on your loved ones' luck~
Leave it. It's just plain boring. Doesn't even suck up life force. You can kill anyone you want once, but you fatally wound yourself but don't die.
Leave it. I don't want to kill anyone. Besides bring fatally wounded if I were to do so, there's no way I could live with the guilt too. You can change your appearance to whatever you want, but every time you do so, people forget you.
Take it. I'd just change into a young man after "dying of old age", and continue doing that until I got bored. You can preserve earth so that there aren't things like climate change pollution, extinction, limited fossil fuels, etc., but you have to become a cannibal.
Leave it~~ Else the world would never learn to cherish this place ever... Wine so good that would make you happy and forget everything else but at the cost of your entire fortune...
Hell yeah I'll take it! I can just earn money again, can't I? You'll have a sturdy body that can even handle the heaviest pressure but you have to swim once in the deepest of the sea.
Leave it. I have a deep fear of the deep sea, and water in general. I can't swim~ You can eat whatever you want however you want, with no drawbacks of it, but your taste buds are on your wrists.