Discussion Teachers Are Humans?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by UnknownTakuaN, Apr 29, 2021.

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Is/Was Your Teacher Human?

  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  3. Aliens...

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  1. UnknownTakuaN

    UnknownTakuaN Active Member

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    So, I just thought of a funny story from when I was in the 6th grade. We had a nice yet strict teacher. She was like a mother, which made sense since she had children. She should've been in her late 40's or early 50's. She was also one of the teachers from 5th grade the year prior. So, we were rather familiar with her, and she still treated us like children. We didn't mind (cuz we kind of were), mostly because of the snacks she gave us every Friday. But one day, we were heading to garden class (I think, it's kind of blurry), and we were talking with the teacher, when she said "Let's get down and dirty!". Silence... The whole class was thrown into confusion. We all looked at each other, our eyes saying, "Did she just say that?" Our teacher, oblivious, was still leading us towards garden class. I thought 'Well crap. That just happened." I finally realized that teachers might not know how dirty their students' minds are. Poor teacher. We lewded her sentence. Teachers are humans- confirmed. Tell me, fellow readers, a time when your teacher accidently turned your view of them upside down.
     
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    Not Red Yet Well-Known Member

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    When I found out my teacher was a cyborg :blobfearful::blobfearful::blobfearful:
     
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  3. ongoingwhy

    ongoingwhy Pomu

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    Most of my teachers were humans but there were some Reptilians among them. :blobpeek:
     
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  4. Anra7777

    Anra7777 All powerful magic grammar hamster queen pirate.

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    In second grade I had a scary teacher who used to punish the entire class any time any one did something wrong, no matter how small. It was super unfair. I told my mom about it and she complained to the school. After that, only the kids at the assigned table (we were split into groups of four) would be punished and she became a lot nicer. I even wrote her letters during the summer, I think.
     
  5. UnknownTakuaN

    UnknownTakuaN Active Member

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    I KNEW IT! Mr. Waian was really suspicious
     
  6. ongoingwhy

    ongoingwhy Pomu

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    Do not worry. :blobhyperthink: Reptilians are a peaceful species. :blobspearpeek: We'reThey're only here to film documentaries, reality shows, and porn. :blobspy:
     
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  7. MisterBubbles

    MisterBubbles [The Omnipotent No. 2 at Everything]

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    They are human, but so many I grew up with were heartless and were just plain stupid or mean.

    This is why I like my college experience because my teachers here aren’t jaded jerks.
     
  8. KhayDesu

    KhayDesu ❀Rᴇᴀᴅιɴԍ Eɴтнusιᴀsт❀ | ★ᴅᴇsu~★ | ✿Loquᴀcιous✿『☕』

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    i found out my teacher was immortal desu~

    god damn she looks like in her late 30s and i find out she's beeb teaching for more than 30 years ( my older sisters also became her students and some of the newer teachers there were her former students!!!!) she was hella strict hahaha she's very frank and would not hesitate to call us out whenever we did something stupid though she was a great teacher whenever some of us got low grades she'd talk to the subject teacher and ask if she could whip up some extra points by doing projects or outputs. She always crack up some weird jokes whenever she realises were bored of class and we'd pay attention afterwards. Damn she's the best Thanks Mrs. Barrameda~~!
     
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  9. Mr. Tired

    Mr. Tired Tired 24/7|Headpat Addict|Easily Flustered

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    I had a prof. who was very interesting, and he more often than not sang while teaching, so I think he was secretly a merman, and was forced to go on land to teach Culinary majors.
    His favourite thing/chorus to sing was, "THINGS ARE HAPPENING!", "IT SMELLS GOOD LIKE GOOD COOKIN' IN HERE", and "WASH THE D@MN DISHES!"

    I didn't learn a lot from him.
     
  10. L4

    L4 каждый день я тасую

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    Some were more humane than Others. Fav were math and Sports teacher :X3:
    One teacher was worst
     
  11. TotallyNotAnAlien

    TotallyNotAnAlien Not an alien!

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    I definitely did learn a lot from human teachers during my time in a different country.

    By the way, I'm sure some people are tired of me saying this, but I'm still gonna say it again, aliens really do not exist.
     
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    ah, i was convinced my first ever english teacher was a man-eating fox demon (n) to be fair i was 4 and she was mean towards us little blobs for no reason and back then elders would say that fox demons will eat us if we play too much and coincidentally she got mad at us once for “playing too much”

    saw her 2 years ago, didn’t age at all, not even a bit. thoughts? fox demons def exist.
     
  13. UnknownTakuaN

    UnknownTakuaN Active Member

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    Well Mr/Ms. Alien Human, immortal teachers, reptilian teachers, demon-fox teachers, mermaid/merman teachers, and cyborg teachers seem to exist. Since aliens "don't exist", then surely they should be somewhere in the universe (maybe or maybe not orbiting the earth on a spaceship) staring at their screen reading novels with an uncanny username...
     
  14. Bobasis

    Bobasis Boobasstits

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    Teachers aren’t human they’re lizards !