Request Tell me a joke

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  1. Napelynn

    Napelynn Paragon of Cowardice | Tuna Angel

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    Tell me a joke. It can be the greatest joke in existence or a dumb pun, I don't really care.
     
  2. CadmarLegend

    CadmarLegend 『Nyaa』『Pls give me money, nyaa』『Pure Maiden』

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    What did the mama tamato say to her baby tomato as they were walking down the road?
     
  3. Napelynn

    Napelynn Paragon of Cowardice | Tuna Angel

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    Don't die. Getting run over by a car hurts.
     
  4. CadmarLegend

    CadmarLegend 『Nyaa』『Pls give me money, nyaa』『Pure Maiden』

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    Nope........ what the mama tomato tood her baby tomato was,"Ketchup."
     
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    Donuts Endless surge of emotions

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    Ketchup (catch-up)
     
  6. SylviaViolet

    SylviaViolet 'Cause you're too damn scared to try

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    I shall offer the dumbest joke in existence then :
    Though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player.
    Love means nothing to them.
     
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    u_u That wasn't funny, here's a stupid funny one:
    An American couple was being shown around Moscow one day, when the man felt a drop hit his nose.

    “I think it’s raining,” he said to his wife.

    “No, that felt more like snow to me,” she replied.

    “No, I’m sure it was just rain,” he said.

    Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing.

    “Let’s not fight about it!” the man said. “Let’s ask our guide, Rudolph, whether it’s officially raining or snowing.”

    As their tour guide approached, the man said, “Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?”

    “It’s raining, of course,” he replied officiously.

    But the woman insisted, “I know that it felt like snow!”

    The man quietly replied, “Rudolph, the Red, knows rain, dear!
     
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    CadmarLegend 『Nyaa』『Pls give me money, nyaa』『Pure Maiden』

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    What's the joke? Am I just too dumb to actually get it or something.....?
     
  9. Napelynn

    Napelynn Paragon of Cowardice | Tuna Angel

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    The joke is you.
     
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    Catboy Ollie Easily Embarrassed|2nd best Catboy|Rental BF

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    It's supposed to be a mirror- :blobpeek:
     
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    It's a mirror. What would you see were you to face one?
     
  12. SylviaViolet

    SylviaViolet 'Cause you're too damn scared to try

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    Mirror
     
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    CadmarLegend 『Nyaa』『Pls give me money, nyaa』『Pure Maiden』

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    Oh.... I get it..... frick.....
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    Alrihht....
     
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    Apologies.
     
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    Probably not Eli Baby | Eliott | Eli | Ellie

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    Oops! My system c r a s h e d and I lost all my D a t a.
     
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    I thought the joke was the wordplay on "Rudolph, Santa Claus' reindeer" nya~????:blob_tilt::blob_tilt:
     
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    @Probably not Eli I don't get it but here-


    edit: @samia zahin

    "Rudolph the red (they're in Moscow, at the Red Square) knows rain, dear" (because the fight of either it being snow or rain, and dear as his wife) and it is a pun and play on words with the well known character "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer", yes :]
     
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    Three Russian men are in the gulag talking with each other.
    They get to talking about why there were sent to the gulag.

    “I was sent here for coming early to work in the factory. I was accused of trying to put myself ahead of my fellow worker.” The first one said.

    “Aye comrad I was sent for being late to work at the factory. I was accused of delaying the revolution. “ the second commiserated.

    “Well I was on time to work and I was still sent here.” The third said.

    “Why?” They ask.

    “I was accused of owning a western watch!”
     
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  20. Agentt

    Agentt [Admiral] [Stressball] [Baby] [Employee]

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    Lets do a classic one.
    My life

    Why did so many people already did my life!?
     
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