Request Tell me a joke

Another try....


What's the best thing about Switzerland?

 

They're: "Were all the same!"
Their: "Where all the same!"
There: "We're all the same!"

People learning English: "..."

 

Don't forget
Rapper and raper
Who're and whore

 

Racer not racist.

 

There is also Hoes and Hoes.

 

How many children do you need to change a light bulb?
Apparently more than 9 since my basement is still dark

 

One more....

Did you hear about the guy that cut off the left part of his body?

 

They can't change your light bulb tied up.

 

What is similarity between mars and a covid patient?

 

What?

 

Niether have oxygen

 

I thought this was hinting that you have children in your basement.

 

It is.

 

Haha, totally not. Why would I. Thats stupid

 

He's hinting that he's kidnapped 9 children.

 

Okay, lets do a classic blonde joke

 

Is there a body count yet?

 

Whose asking?

 

The whip and nae nae actually become a very popular joke amongst us human beings. It used to be cool, now it's just a disgrace.

 

How about a GenZ joke.
Go to a corner and papaya yourself.