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  1. Probably not Eli

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    GenZ jokes? Okay.
    Donald Trump's non-existent hairline.
    WHAT DID HE SAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
     
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    -What did the child corn say to mama corn?
    -Where is pop corn?
     
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    Pop corn died after being picked up by what they call the Sausage Gods. Pop corn ascended.
     
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    Why did the chicken cross the street?
     
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    Idk, why did the chicken cross the road?
     
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    Becux they have legs.
     
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    *laughs sarcasticlly*
     
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    I have a pretty dark joke u_u But am not sure if I should or not.
     
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    Say it.

    Did Jesus die a virgin? Of course not! He got nailed before death.
     
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    Okie dokie~ blobmelt_thumbs I don't wanna offend anyone...

    *ahem ahem*













    *Turns out the lights*
     
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    *rates you 0 stars*
     
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    I don't need your shetty stars, ya wee piece of cheese puff.
     
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    That's why you smell like peroxide.
     
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    You wanna argue? Let's go.
    Somewhere else, so we're not flooding this thread >_>


    Tsk, always startin' stuff with me smh smh
     
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    And you always answer....
     
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    :blobsalt: DON'T BE PETTY
     
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    I'M NOT BEING PETTY :blobpoliceangry:
     
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    What is a murderer's favourite unit?
    A kill-ometre
     
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    :blobdead:
     
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    I really thought the answer would be to get stomped bt those milkies
     
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