The Armrest

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  1. Lucilius

    Lucilius Well-Known Member

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    Hello, this is Luci again with another whacked up story this time the happenings on the train! If you remember I had made a thread of how I got kicked and slammed on my groin and then asked people before if they had experiences with being knee'd on the groin but this time let me tell you about that instance on the train.

    It was a hot day. My sister and I woke up early to go to the mall as that day was the very day the Kantai Collection movie was coming out. Of course, all was said and done. We went our merry way and decided to go home with our free loot and deep feels.

    The train station is just pretty near the mall so we just had to walk, waited for a bit and bam tightly packed as sardines, most especially for the women's cart. 4 PM is already a rush hour, so imagine us being squished but that wasn't the problem. No...

    There was this one fat haughty ass lady, a little shorter than me, raised up her goddamn arm as she held a fan, sprung it wide and excuse my language, fucking literally used my chest as a leverage or this case a goddamn armrest. The thing is, I would not have minded since I understand it was too tight but this woman purposely did it, I glared at her and she glared backed and huffed at me as she continued to fan herself. I couldn't move I was pinned... It was a full on half an hour of torture.

    So I stood there. Accepted my fate as my chest was used as an armrest.

    So what about you guy's? Any weird endeavours on any public transportations?
     
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    juniorjawz Well-Known Member

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    It seems like you can't escape from crossing fate.
     
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  3. Lucilius

    Lucilius Well-Known Member

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    The universe likes to turn me into a full-on masochist at this point.

    A groin target and now an chest armrest.
     
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    peanutbutter_J Well-Known Member

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    None, bc im scared that one day i will have a similar experience with you so i rarely go out. Or even use public transport.
     
  5. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    I'm kind of jealous of that woman now.
     
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  6. reagents 11

    reagents 11 disaster personified

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    My endeavors ? I was captivated by a lady sat next to me and each time the bus turn or shake i keep trying to exaggerates to try cop a feel of her chest. In the end she slapped me on the head but kind lady don't screams sexual harassment or reported me to police.
    Also there's one time someone bringing in some kind of things that keep brushing and poking against my butt. Probably lemongrass or the like ?
     
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    R0 New Active Well-Known Member

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  8. Lucilius

    Lucilius Well-Known Member

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    The world is cruel, I would do it to if I could.

    Oi.

    Oi, mate. You should thank your stars you got off lucky. Cause that IS literal sexual harassment. Any other lady would've reported you...
     
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  9. Lucilius

    Lucilius Well-Known Member

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    I should put a counter on how many times I've gotten this lmao
     
  10. reagents 11

    reagents 11 disaster personified

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    I was young. I'm sorry.
     
  11. Jaikteis

    Jaikteis 【Box-Lunch Consumer】【Cunning Linguist Connoisseur】

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    Perhaps fate knows that deep down this is your kind of thing and you actually have the fortune of the universe converging upon you in what seems like random occurrences to aid you in your journey of masochist self discovery.

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  12. ReadOrDie

    ReadOrDie already dead

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    Well, one time in a bus, a girl used my shoulder as a pillow. Not that I mind, and that was the closer I get to any girl...T__T
     
  13. Zheya

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    Please don't tell us you got sexually aroused from it, did you?:blobfearful: Well, at least is solves your problem that instead of feeling pain, you start to feel pleasure~:blobthinkingsmirk: I wish you best of your fortune to resist the cosmic causation of the universe somehow always aiming at your feminine parts.:sweating_profusely:
    Don't Ninefaps!:blobastonished: Getting hit at the groin ain't amusing at all, fellow Daoist. I speak from experience unless you're into that sort of torture... are you?:blobwhistle:
     
  14. Lucilius

    Lucilius Well-Known Member

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    Nonetheless, so long as you learned from it. Age doesn't deter one's desire to grope and feel after all unless they are truly unaware of what they are doing.

    I am a sadomasochist. I refuse to be a full on masochist!!
     
  15. Lucilius

    Lucilius Well-Known Member

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    Happens to me too a lot but I'm also one of those people lmao

    Course not! Getting kicked on the groin burns, it's like getting ethyl alcohol on open wounds. The world is conspiring against me I swear...
     
  16. Cupcake Ninja

    Cupcake Ninja [Kind Sage][Lord Benevolence][ The Great Paragon]

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    know whats funny? she did it cuz she knew you coldnt do anything to stop her and when she glared back it was a challenge. Like, "what you gonna do about it?" And she, again, knew you were powerless.
     
  17. Zheya

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    Okay, so you're still normal.:blobok: Eventually you will either go mad from the pain or go full M.:hmm: Careful at your journeys now lest the world strikes again.:blobsalute:
     
  18. Lucilius

    Lucilius Well-Known Member

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    I want to deny it but it's too true. Because that's literally what her eyes was telling me.

    I've tasted far worse... This sounds like what an M would say...
     
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  19. Arcadia Blade

    Arcadia Blade 《Lazy Writer》

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    I got molested, involved in an arguement with a btch and ended up fighting her bf, being stared at by kids and curious eyes like they saw a new toy they want to play with, given drugs by this one guy and having to get multiple false pedophilic charges at me....

    I swear that i need to get myself a fcking lisence...
     
  20. Lucilius

    Lucilius Well-Known Member

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    Wait what?????? The fuck???