Hello everyone!! This is basically just a copy of a blog that I posted, except I’m making it MORE OFFICIAL!!! *game show music plays* Good day, live studio audience (not hostages)!! Welcome back to another round of ClosetGoblin’s wacky, stupid dating life!!! *applause* Today we’ve got four contestants coming in, competing for ClosetGoblin’s love. (Which isn’t that good of a prize, but we aren’t the judges here.) Let’s welcome them all in! *applause* First up, we’ve got THE ACTOR!! Looking for true love! And a little more than that, if you know what I mean ☆⌒（●ゝω・）The vibes are very *dommy*. (Glasses) In school for acting! (But it’s the same school that my horrible date that I want to never see again goes to, ruh roh) Bit of a transportation issue on my end at least. I do not have a car at my disposal. Drinks and does the *puff**puff* (I do not) Overall, seems like a passionate person! *applause* Next up, we’ve got THE BAKER!! Also looking for true love and someone to eat their baked goods! TINY little thing giving off cute vibes (മ̈ ̥̆ മ̈) Likes playing video games (and wants to do so with me! (Plans pending…)) No transportation issues in sight! (Same school!) A lover of info-dumping and a connoisseur of bad horror movies Overall, looks very soft and squishy :3 *applause* Third up, we’ve got THE MYSTERY!! Been around for the longest (congrats!) Older than me by 4 years (¬､¬) Seems depressed a lot recently, but said my crochet was cute! Wants to hang out (plans pending…) Going to the same school, but not sure what the transportation situation is like Don’t know much… Overall, a surprise with lots of potential! *applause* And last but not least, THE ARTIST!!! Keeping it casual because of a recent breakup! (I don’t mind rebounds) We share a mutual friend!!! (Very very excellent!!!!) Art student with a love for trinkets! Wants to give me trinkets! (Plans pending…) Going to different school, but transportation is not difficult at all. Eldest child (aka the best) Does the *puff**puff* Overall, seems like a very cool person!! *applause applause* *game show music* Alright, my precious live studio audience (not hostages)! Now that we’ve seen what we are working with, we’ve gotta figure out which ones we should boot, and which one will be ClosetGoblin’s true Valentine’s Day love! Leave your bets as to who the (un)lucky winner will be! (if any…) (*⸰‿-) (☉_☉) (-‿◦☀)
There's also probably a stalker somewhere about, but you don't see him until he swoops in and claims you in a major upset.
tbh Im not sure why you are letting a bunch of internet freaks people decide your love life but thats your life choice. *sips tea* just glad its not my choice.
*glances at the OP's username and avatar* What are the chances she doesn't have a freaky adventurous streak herself?
Who else is supposed to dictate her love life?! Herself??? Her mother?? I say she has come to the right place!! We the people of the internet will set you on the right path I can tell you, dear @ClosetGoblin , that the right path is absolutely not person #1
I think it means that if person #1 combined personalities with one of the other ones, it would make them more well rounded
Great! Now tell me the chances of person 1 of combining their personality with the other one and being more well rounded. It’s time to accept reality... swipe away..
Building upon the assumption that person #1 is the actor (based on order of introduction), said person could be persuaded into acting out a role of the OP's liking whenever any such persona catches her fancy.
I'm probably biased, but 1 is not it, 2 gives cute vibez, 3 is a bit risky but since you've known them for a lnger time, the bond might be closer. 4! I like 4! (As an artist) be prepared to be drawn＼(^o^)／!
(Puff puff) what am I doing is this even the right way you seem already set on cutie numero 4, I see a romcom and mutual friend being the 3rd wheel in dates but! cutie numero 2 seems very cüte and there'sa slice ofa lifea thing I sense