The Bank of Kittens (Reception Desk)

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  1. villain

    villain [DCLXVI's] [cat-loving evil mastermind]

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    Welcome to the NUF Bank of Kittens!
    An affiliate of the NUF Casino and Cat Corps

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    Are you tired of seeing your hard-earned nuffies vanish from @Tony's oppressive taxes??
    The NUF Casino is now proud to announce a currency that can be used for tax evasion and gambling purposes with no tax!

    The exchange rate is approximately 10 nuffies = 1 kitten!

    Why kittens? Well, we are a subsidiary company of the Cat Corps (courtesy of @Arcturus).
    So naturally we must trade in something shifty and appropriate and cute.

    Detailed Exchange Rates
    Buying Kittens from the Casino
    Pay $30 = Receive 3 kittens
    Pay $50 = 5 kittens
    Pay $89 = Receive 9 kittens

    A minimum of 3 and a maximum of 9 kittens can be purchased in a single transaction!
    Pay to the order of @villain

    Trading Kittens between other players or playing at the Casino
    There is no tax at all! If you frequently gamble or trade using kittens, you can avoid losing money from @Tony's tax!
    The casino keeps a ledger of how many kittens each player owns, so all you must do is contact @villain to update your accounts!
    From now on, all winnings at the casino will be distributed as kittens (the official currency)!

    Selling Kittens to the Casino

    Sell 1 kitten = $10 value = Receive $9 ($1 tax from Tony)
    Sell 5 kittens = $50 value = Receive $49 ($1 tax from Tony)
    Sell 10 kittens = $100 value = Receive $98 ($2 tax from Tony)
    Sell 50 kittens = $500 value = Tony has a ridiculous tax at this point, so it's better to sell smaller amounts or trade in kittens :C​
     
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  2. villain

    villain [DCLXVI's] [cat-loving evil mastermind]

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  3. OverlyFriendly

    OverlyFriendly evil being of darkness

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    Here


    Now where's my money?
     
  4. GonZ555

    GonZ555 Anra's food supply~ [making a cookie furniture

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    Can i exchange some doggies here?
     
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  5. villain

    villain [DCLXVI's] [cat-loving evil mastermind]

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    No dogs allowed! D:<
     
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  6. Chinese MC

    Chinese MC I won't stab you~

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    I cosign this
     
  7. SirKulinski

    SirKulinski Well-Known Member

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    (Loli-)cat girls?
     
  8. Yunchii

    Yunchii Best Waifu - Tamamo-no-Mae

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    can I get some @Meatbun and some coffea here!!!
     
  9. Liyus

    Liyus Laksha's Desu~ Cat

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    i sell myself.....send the money.......i'm a cat with 50 lives....so give me 500 nuffies....
     
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  10. villain

    villain [DCLXVI's] [cat-loving evil mastermind]

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    Hai hai! Coming right up!

    .....wait a minute, this isn't the coffee and tea lounge, is it?
     
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  11. Yunchii

    Yunchii Best Waifu - Tamamo-no-Mae

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    Eh.... I saw many people here and I thought this is the lounge.... nevermind.*run away in shame*
     
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  12. Lovely

    Lovely 『Valentines Terror!』『Cherished Kitty』『Rika's Twin』

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    o.o
    XDDDD

    that is a great way to get money >.>
     
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  13. villain

    villain [DCLXVI's] [cat-loving evil mastermind]

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    Alright! In this case, after you sign the contract, we can prepare to auction you off to someone for profit!

    Sound good? XD
     
  14. Liyus

    Liyus Laksha's Desu~ Cat

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    as long it's a female(no trap;))......
     
  15. heartantares

    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    XD I'm tempted to join in just cuz this involves cats...... but then i'd be unwilling to sell my kittens... =\
     
  16. R0

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    I wanna make some jokes about this but I realize it is not appropriate...
     
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  17. GonZ555

    GonZ555 Anra's food supply~ [making a cookie furniture

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    So how much kittens do i have to trade in for a tiger?
    And also how much kittens do we need to trade in for a nekomimi? there's already a potential buyer here..
     
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  18. Lady Luck

    Lady Luck (˘❥˘)

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  19. VOLX98

    VOLX98 Well-Known Member

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    Yay! (y) \o/

    Why? :cry::cry:

    Hungry for kittens? :D

    (y)
     
  20. Aokiba

    Aokiba ( ・ิω・ิ)ゞ

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    I think I received a free kitten a while back.
    Can I buy 18 more, I sent the money.
     
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