Discussion The following scenario with Area 51 has a nice movie idea to it were it to be made into a movie

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  1. Kadmos1

    Kadmos1 Well-Known Member

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    The following scenario with Area 51 has a nice movie idea to it: a gray space alien doesn't have permission to land on Earth but he does and crashes near the Mexico-Arizona border. Then he illegally crosses that border and travels to Area 51 because the space version ICE is after him. When he is kicked out of Area 51, he starts living in a Mercedes-Benz Sprinter van down by the river. He then becomes a lederhosen-wearing, spahghetti-eating, and Charles Dickens-reading (namely, "Great Expectations") gray alien who IDs as a White American that demands a $15 min. wage job. His heroines are Rachel Dolezal and Elizabeth Warren. With him are a nagging Flat-Earth mom-in-law and her Christopher Walken-sounding vegan zombie moose! The zombie moose is a fan of 1950s B&W American sci-fi and/or giant monster movies! Finally, Epstein (you know, that predator) handles the alien's money.
     
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    asriu fu~ fu~ fu~

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    I need translator
    do they accept nuffies?

    that aside I think alien crash on earth then hide like that hmmI think there similar story
     
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    UnGrave ななひ~^^

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    I love how every time someone tells me their awesome movie idea, it makes no sense and has a bunch of super expensive actors I don't know about.
     
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    Kadmos1 Well-Known Member

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    The scenario is meant to be politically-incorrect and nonsensical, so of course it will be hard to understand.
     
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    UnGrave ななひ~^^

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    Emphasis on the "Nonsensical" aspect. It would do fine with movies like napoleon dynamite, and hot rod.
     
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    Oh, and it would also have a silent film version in color!
     
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    Westeller Smokin' Sexy Style!! Staff Member

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    Have you read The Outer Sphere over on Scribblehub? I think you'd like it.

    Like your proposed movie plot, it starts out fairly normal and then takes a sharp left into I-don't-even-know-anymore.
     
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  8. raitei

    raitei ⟪Procyon lotor paronomasiaabsentii⟫

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    I thought I just needed more coffee after reading this, but it turns out my brain are still functioning normally.
     
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  9. Capsize

    Capsize Would you like to be isekai’d? ψ(`∇´)ψ

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    This is better than the weird(er) shit coming out of Hollywood lately.:blobReach:

    All I need is my meds before I watch this. :blobwoah:
     
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    meds = weed :aww:
     
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    Meds=weed=death!
     
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