Discussion The funniest novel line I ever read

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  1. Deadmantellnotales

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    While I was reading the novel Pure Love ✕ Insult Complex, I came across one of the funniest lines I had ever read and just thought it might make you guys laugh.

    Just imagine an arrogant character speaking with a proud face.

    「Yes, that’s right! I’m a virgin! But I’m not a virgin because I’m not good with women! I’m making an effort myself to protect my virginity! I chose my own destiny as a virgin and I’m a proud virgin! It’s an honour virgin! A virgin gentleman I made effort to be thorough on that!!!」
     
    Deadmantellnotales, Aug 10, 2022
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    It's humour so amateur as to make only virgins laugh...






    at this sorry attempt, not at the lines. :blobpeek:
     
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    Amaruna Myu ugly squid dokja (●´∀｀●)

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    poor guy...

    is what I would say, but I don't have that right
     
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    Bro, if this is funny, just wait till you read chinese cultivation mtls....
     
    UndyingSLIME10295, Aug 10, 2022
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    Try reading novels from void herald on rrl like perfect run or apocalyse tamer. That guys has some of the funniest lines.
     
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    But tbh sex irl is overrated, tiring and messy.

    Me and my low drive
     
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    I consider myself to be a person who laughs a lot....even at the most badly done jokes which others would probably find to be....... annoying. But :blobpeek: I can't find it in myself to laugh at that joke. Cause it's not funny. I mean:blobneutral: it's not anything serious or something...it just feels awkward. Not funny. And that MTL quality translation doesn't helps in any way.

    :blob_plusone: Perfect run is awesome.
     
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