2017 - NUF reaches its 100,000th member 2018 : pope Francis comes out of the closet 2019: Putin gets sexually assaulted by a pack of wild dogs. 2020: President Trump is assassinated. 2021: Bernie Sanders becomes president of USA 2022: Putin makes wild dogs illegal in Russia 2023: North Korea sends a Nuclear bomb on America 2024: Aliens! 2025: Americans have evolved into Harder, Better, Faster and Stronger beings. They proceed to travel Around The World. 2026: America wage war against the Entire World. 2027: America nuked by Japan. 2028: fapping is illegal in North Korea 2029:First man going to prison for fapping in North Korea 2030: Spiritual Qi permeates from 100,000 ft below water, cultivation comes to life. 2031: The first ones to gain power are monks, causing a new power hierarchy in the world. 2032: Humanity has built a ship to make a colony on Venus 2033: The Wild dogs flee en masse to neighbouring Ukraine 2034: First colony on Venus ends in disaster. A cult of madmen sacrificed every other person on the colony and then suicided. 2035: Zombie Trump is resurrected only to be killed and resurrected over and over again.
2017 - NUF reaches its 100,000th member 2018 : pope Francis comes out of the closet 2019: Putin gets sexually assaulted by a pack of wild dogs. 2020: President Trump is assassinated. 2021: Bernie Sanders becomes president of USA 2022: Putin makes wild dogs illegal in Russia 2023: North Korea sends a Nuclear bomb on America 2024: Aliens! 2025: Americans have evolved into Harder, Better, Faster and Stronger beings. They proceed to travel Around The World. 2026: America wage war against the Entire World. 2027: America nuked by Japan. 2028: fapping is illegal in North Korea 2029:First man going to prison for fapping in North Korea 2030: Spiritual Qi permeates from 100,000 ft below water, cultivation comes to life. 2031: The first ones to gain power are monks, causing a new power hierarchy in the world. 2032: Humanity has built a ship to make a colony on Venus 2033: The Wild dogs flee en masse to neighbouring Ukraine 2034: First colony on Venus ends in disaster. A cult of madmen sacrificed every other person on the colony and then suicided. 2035: Zombie Trump is resurrected only to be killed and resurrected over and over again 2036: VRMMO became the "real" world
2035: The timelines merge, causing massive destruction and now the history past this year is dominated by a @Tony ruled Dictatorship. 2036: VRMMO became the "real" world
2037: a cultivator who practices the dao of the brick.. and cultivated to the ultimate level... decideds to rewind time and stop the mayhem of the preeceeding years... It's 2017 again and all progress is reset.
2035: The timelines merge, causing massive destruction and now the history past this year is dominated by a @Tony ruled Dictatorship. 2036: VRMMO became the "real" world 2037: VRMMO world experiences first BSOD.
2017 - NUF reaches its 100,000th member 2018 : pope Francis comes out of the closet 2019: Putin gets sexually assaulted by a pack of wild dogs. 2020: President Trump is assassinated. 2021: Bernie Sanders becomes president of USA 2022: Putin makes wild dogs illegal in Russia 2023: North Korea sends a Nuclear bomb on America 2024: Aliens! 2025: Americans have evolved into Harder, Better, Faster and Stronger beings. They proceed to travel Around The World. 2026: America wage war against the Entire World. 2027: America nuked by Japan. 2028: fapping is illegal in North Korea 2029:First man going to prison for fapping in North Korea 2030: Spiritual Qi permeates from 100,000 ft below water, cultivation comes to life. 2031: The first ones to gain power are monks, causing a new power hierarchy in the world. 2032: Humanity has built a ship to make a colony on Venus 2033: The Wild dogs flee en masse to neighbouring Ukraine 2034: First colony on Venus ends in disaster. A cult of madmen sacrificed every other person on the colony and then suicided. 2035: Zombie Trump is resurrected only to be killed and resurrected over and over again. 2036: VRMMO became the "real" world 2037: Humanity comes close to extinction because in VRMMO people dont get pregnant
2017 - NUF reaches its 100,000th member 2018 : pope Francis comes out of the closet 2019: Putin gets sexually assaulted by a pack of wild dogs. 2020: President Trump is assassinated. 2021: Bernie Sanders becomes president of USA 2022: Putin makes wild dogs illegal in Russia 2023: North Korea sends a Nuclear bomb on America 2024: Aliens! 2025: Americans have evolved into Harder, Better, Faster and Stronger beings. They proceed to travel Around The World. 2026: America wage war against the Entire World. 2027: America nuked by Japan. 2028: fapping is illegal in North Korea 2029:First man going to prison for fapping in North Korea 2030: Spiritual Qi permeates from 100,000 ft below water, cultivation comes to life. 2031: The first ones to gain power are monks, causing a new power hierarchy in the world. 2032: Humanity has built a ship to make a colony on Venus 2033: The Wild dogs flee en masse to neighbouring Ukraine 2034: First colony on Venus ends in disaster. A cult of madmen sacrificed every other person on the colony and then suicided. 2035: Zombie Trump is resurrected only to be killed and resurrected over and over again. 2036: VRMMO became the "real" world 2037: Humanity comes close to extinction because in VRMMO people dont get pregnant 2038: A monk is able to be transcend humanity and thus becoming the first Immortal
2017 - NUF reaches its 100,000th member 2018 : pope Francis comes out of the closet 2019: Putin gets sexually assaulted by a pack of wild dogs. 2020: President Trump is assassinated. 2021: Bernie Sanders becomes president of USA 2022: Putin makes wild dogs illegal in Russia 2023: North Korea sends a Nuclear bomb on America 2024: Aliens! 2025: Americans have evolved into Harder, Better, Faster and Stronger beings. They proceed to travel Around The World. 2026: America wage war against the Entire World. 2027: America nuked by Japan. 2028: fapping is illegal in North Korea 2029:First man going to prison for fapping in North Korea 2030: Spiritual Qi permeates from 100,000 ft below water, cultivation comes to life. 2031: The first ones to gain power are monks, causing a new power hierarchy in the world. 2032: Humanity has built a ship to make a colony on Venus 2033: The Wild dogs flee en masse to neighbouring Ukraine 2034: First colony on Venus ends in disaster. A cult of madmen sacrificed every other person on the colony and then suicided. 2035: Zombie Trump is resurrected only to be killed and resurrected over and over again. 2036: VRMMO became the "real" world 2037: Humanity comes close to extinction because in VRMMO people dont get pregnant 2038: A monk is able to be transcend humanity and thus becoming the first Immortal 2039: sexbots decide to conquer the earth 2040: The wild dogs throw away their old identity and adopt a strange threatening identity.
2017 - NUF reaches its 100,000th member 2018 : pope Francis comes out of the closet 2019: Putin gets sexually assaulted by a pack of wild dogs. 2020: President Trump is assassinated. 2021: Bernie Sanders becomes president of USA 2022: Putin makes wild dogs illegal in Russia 2023: North Korea sends a Nuclear bomb on America 2024: Aliens! 2025: Americans have evolved into Harder, Better, Faster and Stronger beings. They proceed to travel Around The World. 2026: America wage war against the Entire World. 2027: America nuked by Japan. 2028: fapping is illegal in North Korea 2029:First man going to prison for fapping in North Korea 2030: Spiritual Qi permeates from 100,000 ft below water, cultivation comes to life. 2031: The first ones to gain power are monks, causing a new power hierarchy in the world. 2032: Humanity has built a ship to make a colony on Venus 2033: The Wild dogs flee en masse to neighbouring Ukraine 2034: First colony on Venus ends in disaster. A cult of madmen sacrificed every other person on the colony and then suicided. 2035: Zombie Trump is resurrected only to be killed and resurrected over and over again. 2036: VRMMO became the "real" world 2037: Humanity comes close to extinction because in VRMMO people dont get pregnant 2039: sexbots decide to conquer the earth 2040: Putin gives birth to the first werewolf!
2017 - NUF reaches its 100,000th member 2018 : pope Francis comes out of the closet 2019: Putin gets sexually assaulted by a pack of wild dogs. 2020: President Trump is assassinated. 2021: Bernie Sanders becomes president of USA 2022: Putin makes wild dogs illegal in Russia 2023: North Korea sends a Nuclear bomb on America 2024: Aliens! 2025: Americans have evolved into Harder, Better, Faster and Stronger beings. They proceed to travel Around The World. 2026: America wage war against the Entire World. 2027: America nuked by Japan. 2028: fapping is illegal in North Korea 2029:First man going to prison for fapping in North Korea 2030: Spiritual Qi permeates from 100,000 ft below water, cultivation comes to life. 2031: The first ones to gain power are monks, causing a new power hierarchy in the world. 2032: Humanity has built a ship to make a colony on Venus 2033: The Wild dogs flee en masse to neighbouring Ukraine 2034: First colony on Venus ends in disaster. A cult of madmen sacrificed every other person on the colony and then suicided. 2035: Zombie Trump is resurrected only to be killed and resurrected over and over again. 2036: VRMMO became the "real" world 2037: Humanity comes close to extinction because in VRMMO people dont get pregnant 2038: A monk is able to be transcend humanity and thus becoming the first Immortal 2039: sexbots decide to conquer the earth 2040: A lightning tribulation called by the immortal monk opens a spatial rift sending the solar system to another universe
2017 - NUF reaches its 100,000th member 2018 : pope Francis comes out of the closet 2019: Putin gets sexually assaulted by a pack of wild dogs. 2020: President Trump is assassinated. 2021: Bernie Sanders becomes president of USA 2022: Putin makes wild dogs illegal in Russia 2023: North Korea sends a Nuclear bomb on America 2024: Aliens! 2025: Americans have evolved into Harder, Better, Faster and Stronger beings. They proceed to travel Around The World. 2026: America wage war against the Entire World. 2027: America nuked by Japan. 2028: fapping is illegal in North Korea 2029:First man going to prison for fapping in North Korea 2030: Spiritual Qi permeates from 100,000 ft below water, cultivation comes to life. 2031: The first ones to gain power are monks, causing a new power hierarchy in the world. 2032: Humanity has built a ship to make a colony on Venus 2033: The Wild dogs flee en masse to neighbouring Ukraine 2034: First colony on Venus ends in disaster. A cult of madmen sacrificed every other person on the colony and then suicided. 2035: Zombie Trump is resurrected only to be killed and resurrected over and over again. 2036: VRMMO became the "real" world 2037: Humanity comes close to extinction because in VRMMO people dont get pregnant 2039: sexbots decide to conquer the earth 2040: Putin gives birth to the first werewolf! 2041: A lightning tribulation called by the immortal monk opens a spatial rift sending the solar system to another universe 2042: Fapping can give you superpowers!
2017 - NUF reaches its 100,000th member 2018 : pope Francis comes out of the closet 2019: Putin gets sexually assaulted by a pack of wild dogs. 2020: President Trump is assassinated. 2021: Bernie Sanders becomes president of USA 2022: Putin makes wild dogs illegal in Russia 2023: North Korea sends a Nuclear bomb on America 2024: Aliens! 2025: Americans have evolved into Harder, Better, Faster and Stronger beings. They proceed to travel Around The World. 2026: America wage war against the Entire World. 2027: America nuked by Japan. 2028: fapping is illegal in North Korea 2029:First man going to prison for fapping in North Korea 2030: Spiritual Qi permeates from 100,000 ft below water, cultivation comes to life. 2031: The first ones to gain power are monks, causing a new power hierarchy in the world. 2032: Humanity has built a ship to make a colony on Venus 2033: The Wild dogs flee en masse to neighbouring Ukraine 2034: First colony on Venus ends in disaster. A cult of madmen sacrificed every other person on the colony and then suicided. 2035: Zombie Trump is resurrected only to be killed and resurrected over and over again. 2036: VRMMO became the "real" world 2037: Humanity comes close to extinction because in VRMMO people dont get pregnant 2039: sexbots decide to conquer the earth 2040: Putin gives birth to the first werewolf! 2041: A lightning tribulation called by the immortal monk opens a spatial rift sending the solar system to another universe 2042: Fapping can give you superpowers! 2043: Mass flooding due to jizz everywhere
2042: kid fapping gained the superpower of steadily increasing his iq and cognitive ability his name is Emerson Einstein
2017 - NUF reaches its 100,000th member 2018 : pope Francis comes out of the closet 2019: Putin gets sexually assaulted by a pack of wild dogs. 2020: President Trump is assassinated. 2021: Bernie Sanders becomes president of USA 2022: Putin makes wild dogs illegal in Russia 2023: North Korea sends a Nuclear bomb on America 2024: Aliens! 2025: Americans have evolved into Harder, Better, Faster and Stronger beings. They proceed to travel Around The World. 2026: America wage war against the Entire World. 2027: America nuked by Japan. 2028: fapping is illegal in North Korea 2029:First man going to prison for fapping in North Korea 2030: Spiritual Qi permeates from 100,000 ft below water, cultivation comes to life. 2031: The first ones to gain power are monks, causing a new power hierarchy in the world. 2032: Humanity has built a ship to make a colony on Venus 2033: The Wild dogs flee en masse to neighbouring Ukraine 2034: First colony on Venus ends in disaster. A cult of madmen sacrificed every other person on the colony and then suicided. 2035: Zombie Trump is resurrected only to be killed and resurrected over and over again. 2036: VRMMO became the "real" world 2037: Humanity comes close to extinction because in VRMMO people dont get pregnant 2039: sexbots decide to conquer the earth 2040: Putin gives birth to the first werewolf! 2041: A lightning tribulation called by the immortal monk opens a spatial rift sending the solar system to another universe 2042: Fapping can give you superpowers! 2043: Mass flooding due to jizz everywhere 2044: Fapping becomes restrained by formal laws and only a legal privilege of the rich