2043: Emerson now 18has sex for the first time and finds the the gradual increase jumps incredibly after his first time from this he comes to a theory that the new universe they are in human physiology has mutated to a point where gratification will bring further changes so he continued his big booby research hoping that he can find the answer of mortality
2017 - NUF reaches its 100,000th member 2018 : pope Francis comes out of the closet 2019: Putin gets sexually assaulted by a pack of wild dogs. 2020: President Trump is assassinated. 2021: Bernie Sanders becomes president of USA 2022: Putin makes wild dogs illegal in Russia 2023: North Korea sends a Nuclear bomb on America 2024: Aliens! 2025: Americans have evolved into Harder, Better, Faster and Stronger beings. They proceed to travel Around The World. 2026: America wage war against the Entire World. 2027: America nuked by Japan. 2028: fapping is illegal in North Korea 2029:First man going to prison for fapping in North Korea 2030: Spiritual Qi permeates from 100,000 ft below water, cultivation comes to life. 2031: The first ones to gain power are monks, causing a new power hierarchy in the world. 2032: Humanity has built a ship to make a colony on Venus 2033: The Wild dogs flee en masse to neighbouring Ukraine 2034: First colony on Venus ends in disaster. A cult of madmen sacrificed every other person on the colony and then suicided. 2035: Zombie Trump is resurrected only to be killed and resurrected over and over again. 2036: VRMMO became the "real" world 2037: Humanity comes close to extinction because in VRMMO people dont get pregnant 2039: sexbots decide to conquer the earth 2040: Putin gives birth to the first werewolf! 2041: A lightning tribulation called by the immortal monk opens a spatial rift sending the solar system to another universe 2042: Fapping can give you superpowers! 2043: Mass flooding due to jizz everywhere 2044: Fapping becomes restrained by formal laws and only a legal privilege of the rich 2045: Monks decline in power due to their lack of fapping
2017 - NUF reaches its 100,000th member 2018 : pope Francis comes out of the closet 2019: Putin gets sexually assaulted by a pack of wild dogs. 2020: President Trump is assassinated. 2021: Bernie Sanders becomes president of USA 2022: Putin makes wild dogs illegal in Russia 2023: North Korea sends a Nuclear bomb on America 2024: Aliens! 2025: Americans have evolved into Harder, Better, Faster and Stronger beings. They proceed to travel Around The World. 2026: America wage war against the Entire World. 2027: America nuked by Japan. 2028: fapping is illegal in North Korea 2029:First man going to prison for fapping in North Korea 2030: Spiritual Qi permeates from 100,000 ft below water, cultivation comes to life. 2031: The first ones to gain power are monks, causing a new power hierarchy in the world. 2032: Humanity has built a ship to make a colony on Venus 2033: The Wild dogs flee en masse to neighbouring Ukraine 2034: First colony on Venus ends in disaster. A cult of madmen sacrificed every other person on the colony and then suicided. 2035: Zombie Trump is resurrected only to be killed and resurrected over and over again. 2036: VRMMO became the "real" world 2037: Humanity comes close to extinction because in VRMMO people dont get pregnant 2039: sexbots decide to conquer the earth 2040: Putin gives birth to the first werewolf! 2041: A lightning tribulation called by the immortal monk opens a spatial rift sending the solar system to another universe 2042: Fapping can give you superpowers! 2043: Mass flooding due to jizz everywhere 2044: Fapping becomes restrained by formal laws and only a legal privilege of the rich 2045: Aliens lost fate in humanity, war explode again 2046: Aliens steal the human's secrets of power and spread fapping in their colonies
2017 - NUF reaches its 100,000th member 2018 : pope Francis comes out of the closet 2019: Putin gets sexually assaulted by a pack of wild dogs. 2020: President Trump is assassinated. 2021: Bernie Sanders becomes president of USA 2022: Putin makes wild dogs illegal in Russia 2023: North Korea sends a Nuclear bomb on America 2024: Aliens! 2025: Americans have evolved into Harder, Better, Faster and Stronger beings. They proceed to travel Around The World. 2026: America wage war against the Entire World. 2027: America nuked by Japan. 2028: fapping is illegal in North Korea 2029:First man going to prison for fapping in North Korea 2030: Spiritual Qi permeates from 100,000 ft below water, cultivation comes to life. 2031: The first ones to gain power are monks, causing a new power hierarchy in the world. 2032: Humanity has built a ship to make a colony on Venus 2033: The Wild dogs flee en masse to neighbouring Ukraine 2034: First colony on Venus ends in disaster. A cult of madmen sacrificed every other person on the colony and then suicided. 2035: Zombie Trump is resurrected only to be killed and resurrected over and over again. 2036: VRMMO became the "real" world 2037: Humanity comes close to extinction because in VRMMO people dont get pregnant 2039: sexbots decide to conquer the earth 2040: Putin gives birth to the first werewolf! 2041: A lightning tribulation called by the immortal monk opens a spatial rift sending the solar system to another universe 2042: Fapping can give you superpowers! 2043: Mass flooding due to jizz everywhere 2044: Fapping becomes restrained by formal laws and only a legal privilege of the rich 2045: Aliens lost fate in humanity, war explode again 2046: Aliens steal the human's secrets of power and spread fapping in their colonies 2047: Lost in fapping, Aliens are sex-enslaved by humanity
2017 - NUF reaches its 100,000th member 2018 : pope Francis comes out of the closet 2019: Putin gets sexually assaulted by a pack of wild dogs. 2020: President Trump is assassinated. 2021: Bernie Sanders becomes president of USA 2022: Putin makes wild dogs illegal in Russia 2023: North Korea sends a Nuclear bomb on America 2024: Aliens! 2025: Americans have evolved into Harder, Better, Faster and Stronger beings. They proceed to travel Around The World. 2026: America wage war against the Entire World. 2027: America nuked by Japan. 2028: fapping is illegal in North Korea 2029:First man going to prison for fapping in North Korea 2030: Spiritual Qi permeates from 100,000 ft below water, cultivation comes to life. 2031: The first ones to gain power are monks, causing a new power hierarchy in the world. 2032: Humanity has built a ship to make a colony on Venus 2033: The Wild dogs flee en masse to neighbouring Ukraine 2034: First colony on Venus ends in disaster. A cult of madmen sacrificed every other person on the colony and then suicided. 2035: Zombie Trump is resurrected only to be killed and resurrected over and over again. 2036: VRMMO became the "real" world 2037: Humanity comes close to extinction because in VRMMO people dont get pregnant 2039: sexbots decide to conquer the earth 2040: Putin gives birth to the first werewolf! 2041: A lightning tribulation called by the immortal monk opens a spatial rift sending the solar system to another universe 2042: Fapping can give you superpowers! 2043: Mass flooding due to jizz everywhere 2044: Fapping becomes restrained by formal laws and only a legal privilege of the rich 2045: Aliens lost fate in humanity, war explode again 2046: Aliens steal the human's secrets of power and spread fapping in their colonies 2047: Aliens discover the joys of Anime and become NEETs
2017 - NUF reaches its 100,000th member 2018 : pope Francis comes out of the closet 2019: Putin gets sexually assaulted by a pack of wild dogs. 2020: President Trump is assassinated. 2021: Bernie Sanders becomes president of USA 2022: Putin makes wild dogs illegal in Russia 2023: North Korea sends a Nuclear bomb on America 2024: Aliens! 2025: Americans have evolved into Harder, Better, Faster and Stronger beings. They proceed to travel Around The World. 2026: America wage war against the Entire World. 2027: America nuked by Japan. 2028: fapping is illegal in North Korea 2029:First man going to prison for fapping in North Korea 2030: Spiritual Qi permeates from 100,000 ft below water, cultivation comes to life. 2031: The first ones to gain power are monks, causing a new power hierarchy in the world. 2032: Humanity has built a ship to make a colony on Venus 2033: The Wild dogs flee en masse to neighbouring Ukraine 2034: First colony on Venus ends in disaster. A cult of madmen sacrificed every other person on the colony and then suicided. 2035: Zombie Trump is resurrected only to be killed and resurrected over and over again. 2036: VRMMO became the "real" world 2037: Humanity comes close to extinction because in VRMMO people dont get pregnant 2039: sexbots decide to conquer the earth 2040: Putin gives birth to the first werewolf! 2041: A lightning tribulation called by the immortal monk opens a spatial rift sending the solar system to another universe 2042: Fapping can give you superpowers! 2043: Mass flooding due to jizz everywhere 2044: Fapping becomes restrained by formal laws and only a legal privilege of the rich 2045: Aliens lost fate in humanity, war explode again 2046: Aliens steal the human's secrets of power and spread fapping in their colonies 2047: Fap Rebellions arise saying "We have our humane rights to fap!"
2045 (Mid Year): Monks decline in power due to their lack of fapping 2046 (mid year): Underground resistance start to emerge in order to fight against fapping 2047 (early year): Expedition to Mars and the outer ring became successful (finding new species to be use for breeding human X generation)
Going to go with the first one because well... they were first. 2017: NUF reaches its 100,000th member 2018 : pope Francis comes out of the closet 2019: Putin gets sexually assaulted by a pack of wild dogs. 2020: President Trump is assassinated. 2021: Bernie Sanders becomes president of USA 2022: Putin makes wild dogs illegal in Russia 2023: North Korea sends a Nuclear bomb on America 2024: Aliens! 2025: Americans have evolved into Harder, Better, Faster and Stronger beings. They proceed to travel Around The World. 2026: America wage war against the Entire World. 2027: America nuked by Japan. 2028: fapping is illegal in North Korea 2029:First man going to prison for fapping in North Korea 2030: Spiritual Qi permeates from 100,000 ft below water, cultivation comes to life. 2031: The first ones to gain power are monks, causing a new power hierarchy in the world. 2032: Humanity has built a ship to make a colony on Venus 2033: The Wild dogs flee en masse to neighbouring Ukraine 2034: First colony on Venus ends in disaster. A cult of madmen sacrificed every other person on the colony and then suicided. 2035: Zombie Trump is resurrected only to be killed and resurrected over and over again. 2036: VRMMO became the "real" world 2037: Humanity comes close to extinction because in VRMMO people dont get pregnant 2039: sexbots decide to conquer the earth 2040: Putin gives birth to the first werewolf! 2041: A lightning tribulation called by the immortal monk opens a spatial rift sending the solar system to another universe 2042: Fapping can give you superpowers! 2043: Mass flooding due to jizz everywhere 2044: Fapping becomes restrained by formal laws and only a legal privilege of the rich 2045: Aliens lost fate in humanity, war explode again 2046: Aliens steal the human's secrets of power and spread fapping in their colonies 2047: Lost in fapping, Aliens are sex-enslaved by humanity 2048: Global warming sharply worsens and sea levels rise by 50 meters.
2017: NUF reaches its 100,000th member 2018 : pope Francis comes out of the closet 2019: Putin gets sexually assaulted by a pack of wild dogs. 2020: President Trump is assassinated. 2021: Bernie Sanders becomes president of USA 2022: Putin makes wild dogs illegal in Russia 2023: North Korea sends a Nuclear bomb on America 2024: Aliens! 2025: Americans have evolved into Harder, Better, Faster and Stronger beings. They proceed to travel Around The World. 2026: America wage war against the Entire World. 2027: America nuked by Japan. 2028: fapping is illegal in North Korea 2029:First man going to prison for fapping in North Korea 2030: Spiritual Qi permeates from 100,000 ft below water, cultivation comes to life. 2031: The first ones to gain power are monks, causing a new power hierarchy in the world. 2032: Humanity has built a ship to make a colony on Venus 2033: The Wild dogs flee en masse to neighbouring Ukraine 2034: First colony on Venus ends in disaster. A cult of madmen sacrificed every other person on the colony and then suicided. 2035: Zombie Trump is resurrected only to be killed and resurrected over and over again. 2036: VRMMO became the "real" world 2037: Humanity comes close to extinction because in VRMMO people dont get pregnant 2039: sexbots decide to conquer the earth 2040: Putin gives birth to the first werewolf! 2041: A lightning tribulation called by the immortal monk opens a spatial rift sending the solar system to another universe 2042: Fapping can give you superpowers! 2043: Mass flooding due to jizz everywhere 2044: Fapping becomes restrained by formal laws and only a legal privilege of the rich 2045: Aliens lost fate in humanity, war explode again 2046: Aliens steal the human's secrets of power and spread fapping in their colonies 2047: Lost in fapping, Aliens are sex-enslaved by humanity 2048: Global warming sharply worsens and sea levels rise by 50 meters. 2049: The Carpal Tunnel Syndrome becomes a common syndrome due to constant fapping Edit: I had hopes for this thread.....
20??: Convoluted timelines destroy the planet. This is a log. We're searching for the bastard that ruined the future. These things should never be put into human hands. I'm sending us all back to the original 'untampered' present. Perhaps this time, we'll all learn our lessons. 20??: Timetraveler arrested for messing up the timeline. Countless of 'Earths' have been destroyed. But that's all past now. The end...
2017: NUF reaches its 100,000th member 2018 : pope Francis comes out of the closet 2019: Putin gets sexually assaulted by a pack of wild dogs. 2020: President Trump is assassinated. 2021: Bernie Sanders becomes president of USA 2022: Putin makes wild dogs illegal in Russia 2023: North Korea sends a Nuclear bomb on America 2024: Aliens! 2025: Americans have evolved into Harder, Better, Faster and Stronger beings. They proceed to travel Around The World. 2026: America wage war against the Entire World. 2027: America nuked by Japan. 2028: fapping is illegal in North Korea 2029:First man going to prison for fapping in North Korea 2030: Spiritual Qi permeates from 100,000 ft below water, cultivation comes to life. 2031: The first ones to gain power are monks, causing a new power hierarchy in the world. 2032: Humanity has built a ship to make a colony on Venus 2033: The Wild dogs flee en masse to neighbouring Ukraine 2034: First colony on Venus ends in disaster. A cult of madmen sacrificed every other person on the colony and then suicided. 2035: Zombie Trump is resurrected only to be killed and resurrected over and over again. 2036: VRMMO became the "real" world 2037: Humanity comes close to extinction because in VRMMO people dont get pregnant 2039: sexbots decide to conquer the earth 2040: Putin gives birth to the first werewolf! 2041: A lightning tribulation called by the immortal monk opens a spatial rift sending the solar system to another universe 2042: Fapping can give you superpowers! 2043: Mass flooding due to jizz everywhere 2044: Fapping becomes restrained by formal laws and only a legal privilege of the rich 2045: Aliens lost fate in humanity, war explode again 2046: Aliens steal the human's secrets of power and spread fapping in their colonies 2047: Lost in fapping, Aliens are sex-enslaved by humanity 2048: Global warming sharply worsens and sea levels rise by 50 meters. 2049: The Carpal Tunnel Syndrome becomes a common syndrome due to constant fapping 2050: Radiation fallout in America creates the first asexual human lacking genitals but capable of reproducing by binary fission.
2017: NUF reaches its 100,000th member 2018 : pope Francis comes out of the closet 2019: Putin gets sexually assaulted by a pack of wild dogs. 2020: President Trump is assassinated. 2021: Bernie Sanders becomes president of USA 2022: Putin makes wild dogs illegal in Russia 2023: North Korea sends a Nuclear bomb on America 2024: Aliens! 2025: Americans have evolved into Harder, Better, Faster and Stronger beings. They proceed to travel Around The World. 2026: America wage war against the Entire World. 2027: America nuked by Japan. 2028: fapping is illegal in North Korea 2029:First man going to prison for fapping in North Korea 2030: Spiritual Qi permeates from 100,000 ft below water, cultivation comes to life. 2031: The first ones to gain power are monks, causing a new power hierarchy in the world. 2032: Humanity has built a ship to make a colony on Venus 2033: The Wild dogs flee en masse to neighbouring Ukraine 2034: First colony on Venus ends in disaster. A cult of madmen sacrificed every other person on the colony and then suicided. 2035: Zombie Trump is resurrected only to be killed and resurrected over and over again. 2036: VRMMO became the "real" world 2037: Humanity comes close to extinction because in VRMMO people dont get pregnant 2039: sexbots decide to conquer the earth 2040: Putin gives birth to the first werewolf! 2041: A lightning tribulation called by the immortal monk opens a spatial rift sending the solar system to another universe 2042: Fapping can give you superpowers! 2043: Mass flooding due to jizz everywhere 2044: Fapping becomes restrained by formal laws and only a legal privilege of the rich 2045: Aliens lost fate in humanity, war explode again 2046: Aliens steal the human's secrets of power and spread fapping in their colonies 2047: Lost in fapping, Aliens are sex-enslaved by humanity 2048: Global warming sharply worsens and sea levels rise by 50 meters. 2049: The Carpal Tunnel Syndrome becomes a common syndrome due to constant fapping 2050: Radiation fallout in America creates the first asexual human lacking genitals but capable of reproducing by binary fission. 2051: Fap me alpha was invented for the people who had no genitals 2052: Fap me alpha was upgraded to Fap me Pro creating the sport of fapping 2053: Professional fappers began to rise up in society 2054: Aliens stopped the war and snuck into earth to take part in the Great Fap Games.
Ehh~ no doing multiple years at once! 2017: NUF reaches its 100,000th member 2018 : pope Francis comes out of the closet 2019: Putin gets sexually assaulted by a pack of wild dogs. 2020: President Trump is assassinated. 2021: Bernie Sanders becomes president of USA 2022: Putin makes wild dogs illegal in Russia 2023: North Korea sends a Nuclear bomb on America 2024: Aliens! 2025: Americans have evolved into Harder, Better, Faster and Stronger beings. They proceed to travel Around The World. 2026: America wage war against the Entire World. 2027: America nuked by Japan. 2028: fapping is illegal in North Korea 2029:First man going to prison for fapping in North Korea 2030: Spiritual Qi permeates from 100,000 ft below water, cultivation comes to life. 2031: The first ones to gain power are monks, causing a new power hierarchy in the world. 2032: Humanity has built a ship to make a colony on Venus 2033: The Wild dogs flee en masse to neighbouring Ukraine 2034: First colony on Venus ends in disaster. A cult of madmen sacrificed every other person on the colony and then suicided. 2035: Zombie Trump is resurrected only to be killed and resurrected over and over again. 2036: VRMMO became the "real" world 2037: Humanity comes close to extinction because in VRMMO people dont get pregnant 2039: sexbots decide to conquer the earth 2040: Putin gives birth to the first werewolf! 2041: A lightning tribulation called by the immortal monk opens a spatial rift sending the solar system to another universe 2042: Fapping can give you superpowers! 2043: Mass flooding due to jizz everywhere 2044: Fapping becomes restrained by formal laws and only a legal privilege of the rich 2045: Aliens lost fate in humanity, war explode again 2046: Aliens steal the human's secrets of power and spread fapping in their colonies 2047: Lost in fapping, Aliens are sex-enslaved by humanity 2048: Global warming sharply worsens and sea levels rise by 50 meters. 2049: The Carpal Tunnel Syndrome becomes a common syndrome due to constant fapping 2050: Radiation fallout in America creates the first asexual human lacking genitals but capable of reproducing by binary fission. 2051: Fap me alpha was invented for the people who had no genitals 2052: An alien plot to overthrow their human overlords results in hydrogen bomb explosion in vladivostok
2017: NUF reaches its 100,000th member 2018 : pope Francis comes out of the closet 2019: Putin gets sexually assaulted by a pack of wild dogs. 2020: President Trump is assassinated. 2021: Bernie Sanders becomes president of USA 2022: Putin makes wild dogs illegal in Russia 2023: North Korea sends a Nuclear bomb on America 2024: Aliens! 2025: Americans have evolved into Harder, Better, Faster and Stronger beings. They proceed to travel Around The World. 2026: America wage war against the Entire World. 2027: America nuked by Japan. 2028: fapping is illegal in North Korea 2029:First man going to prison for fapping in North Korea 2030: Spiritual Qi permeates from 100,000 ft below water, cultivation comes to life. 2031: The first ones to gain power are monks, causing a new power hierarchy in the world. 2032: Humanity has built a ship to make a colony on Venus 2033: The Wild dogs flee en masse to neighbouring Ukraine 2034: First colony on Venus ends in disaster. A cult of madmen sacrificed every other person on the colony and then suicided. 2035: Zombie Trump is resurrected only to be killed and resurrected over and over again. 2036: VRMMO became the "real" world 2037: Humanity comes close to extinction because in VRMMO people dont get pregnant 2039: sexbots decide to conquer the earth 2040: Putin gives birth to the first werewolf! 2041: A lightning tribulation called by the immortal monk opens a spatial rift sending the solar system to another universe 2042: Fapping can give you superpowers! 2043: Mass flooding due to jizz everywhere 2044: Fapping becomes restrained by formal laws and only a legal privilege of the rich 2045: Aliens lost fate in humanity, war explode again 2046: Aliens steal the human's secrets of power and spread fapping in their colonies 2047: Lost in fapping, Aliens are sex-enslaved by humanity 2048: Global warming sharply worsens and sea levels rise by 50 meters. 2049: The Carpal Tunnel Syndrome becomes a common syndrome due to constant fapping 2050: Radiation fallout in America creates the first asexual human lacking genitals but capable of reproducing by binary fission. 2051: Fap me alpha was invented for the people who had no genitals 2052: An alien plot to overthrow their human overlords results in hydrogen bomb explosion in vladivostok 2053: Collapse of the North Korean regime under Kim Jong-un & collapse of the South Korean government system due to rampant corruption by the Chaebols pushes China & Russia to install Kim Han-sol as the "leader" of the unified Korean Peninsula.
2054: Emerson the last man with genitalia on earth creates a inter dimension portal array allowing surviving humans who were against enslaving, refugees and rebels to escape to a different dimension where monsters and magic are supreme it is called new genesis
2017: NUF reaches its 100,000th member 2018 : pope Francis comes out of the closet 2019: Putin gets sexually assaulted by a pack of wild dogs. 2020: President Trump is assassinated. 2021: Bernie Sanders becomes president of USA 2022: Putin makes wild dogs illegal in Russia 2023: North Korea sends a Nuclear bomb on America 2024: Aliens! 2025: Americans have evolved into Harder, Better, Faster and Stronger beings. They proceed to travel Around The World. 2026: America wage war against the Entire World. 2027: America nuked by Japan. 2028: fapping is illegal in North Korea 2029:First man going to prison for fapping in North Korea 2030: Spiritual Qi permeates from 100,000 ft below water, cultivation comes to life. 2031: The first ones to gain power are monks, causing a new power hierarchy in the world. 2032: Humanity has built a ship to make a colony on Venus 2033: The Wild dogs flee en masse to neighbouring Ukraine 2034: First colony on Venus ends in disaster. A cult of madmen sacrificed every other person on the colony and then suicided. 2035: Zombie Trump is resurrected only to be killed and resurrected over and over again. 2036: VRMMO became the "real" world 2037: Humanity comes close to extinction because in VRMMO people dont get pregnant 2039: sexbots decide to conquer the earth 2040: Putin gives birth to the first werewolf! 2041: A lightning tribulation called by the immortal monk opens a spatial rift sending the solar system to another universe 2042: Fapping can give you superpowers! 2043: Mass flooding due to jizz everywhere 2044: Fapping becomes restrained by formal laws and only a legal privilege of the rich 2045: Aliens lost fate in humanity, war explode again 2046: Aliens steal the human's secrets of power and spread fapping in their colonies 2047: Lost in fapping, Aliens are sex-enslaved by humanity 2048: Global warming sharply worsens and sea levels rise by 50 meters. 2049: The Carpal Tunnel Syndrome becomes a common syndrome due to constant fapping 2050: Radiation fallout in America creates the first asexual human lacking genitals but capable of reproducing by binary fission. 2051: Fap me alpha was invented for the people who had no genitals 2052: An alien plot to overthrow their human overlords results in hydrogen bomb explosion in vladivostok 2053: Collapse of the North Korean regime under Kim Jong-un & collapse of the South Korean government system due to rampant corruption by the Chaebols pushes China & Russia to install Kim Han-sol as the "leader" of the unified Korean Peninsula. 2055: The first recorded magi human 'genius' is born in New Genesis.
2017: NUF reaches its 100,000th member 2018 : pope Francis comes out of the closet 2019: Putin gets sexually assaulted by a pack of wild dogs. 2020: President Trump is assassinated. 2021: Bernie Sanders becomes president of USA 2022: Putin makes wild dogs illegal in Russia 2023: North Korea sends a Nuclear bomb on America 2024: Aliens! 2025: Americans have evolved into Harder, Better, Faster and Stronger beings. They proceed to travel Around The World. 2026: America wage war against the Entire World. 2027: America nuked by Japan. 2028: fapping is illegal in North Korea 2029:First man going to prison for fapping in North Korea 2030: Spiritual Qi permeates from 100,000 ft below water, cultivation comes to life. 2031: The first ones to gain power are monks, causing a new power hierarchy in the world. 2032: Humanity has built a ship to make a colony on Venus 2033: The Wild dogs flee en masse to neighbouring Ukraine 2034: First colony on Venus ends in disaster. A cult of madmen sacrificed every other person on the colony and then suicided. 2035: Zombie Trump is resurrected only to be killed and resurrected over and over again. 2036: VRMMO became the "real" world 2037: Humanity comes close to extinction because in VRMMO people dont get pregnant 2039: sexbots decide to conquer the earth 2040: Putin gives birth to the first werewolf! 2041: A lightning tribulation called by the immortal monk opens a spatial rift sending the solar system to another universe 2042: Fapping can give you superpowers! 2043: Mass flooding due to jizz everywhere 2044: Fapping becomes restrained by formal laws and only a legal privilege of the rich 2045: Aliens lost fate in humanity, war explode again 2046: Aliens steal the human's secrets of power and spread fapping in their colonies 2047: Lost in fapping, Aliens are sex-enslaved by humanity 2048: Global warming sharply worsens and sea levels rise by 50 meters. 2049: The Carpal Tunnel Syndrome becomes a common syndrome due to constant fapping 2050: Radiation fallout in America creates the first asexual human lacking genitals but capable of reproducing by binary fission. 2051: Fap me alpha was invented for the people who had no genitals 2052: An alien plot to overthrow their human overlords results in hydrogen bomb explosion in vladivostok 2053: Collapse of the North Korean regime under Kim Jong-un & collapse of the South Korean government system due to rampant corruption by the Chaebols pushes China & Russia to install Kim Han-sol as the "leader" of the unified Korean Peninsula. 2054: Emerson the last man with genitalia on earth creates a inter dimension portal array allowing surviving humans who were against enslaving, refugees and rebels to escape to a different dimension where monsters and magic are supreme it is called new genesis 2055: The first recorded magi human 'genius' is born in New Genesis. 2056: Fapping has now been added to the Olympics, Replacing everything else. The most anticipated event is the 100m fap sprint. Usain "quick release" Bolt is going for a world record time.
2017: NUF reaches its 100,000th member 2018 : pope Francis comes out of the closet 2019: Putin gets sexually assaulted by a pack of wild dogs. 2020: President Trump is assassinated. 2021: Bernie Sanders becomes president of USA 2022: Putin makes wild dogs illegal in Russia 2023: North Korea sends a Nuclear bomb on America 2024: Aliens! 2025: Americans have evolved into Harder, Better, Faster and Stronger beings. They proceed to travel Around The World. 2026: America wage war against the Entire World. 2027: America nuked by Japan. 2028: fapping is illegal in North Korea 2029:First man going to prison for fapping in North Korea 2030: Spiritual Qi permeates from 100,000 ft below water, cultivation comes to life. 2031: The first ones to gain power are monks, causing a new power hierarchy in the world. 2032: Humanity has built a ship to make a colony on Venus 2033: The Wild dogs flee en masse to neighbouring Ukraine 2034: First colony on Venus ends in disaster. A cult of madmen sacrificed every other person on the colony and then suicided. 2035: Zombie Trump is resurrected only to be killed and resurrected over and over again. 2036: VRMMO became the "real" world 2037: Humanity comes close to extinction because in VRMMO people dont get pregnant 2039: sexbots decide to conquer the earth 2040: Putin gives birth to the first werewolf! 2041: A lightning tribulation called by the immortal monk opens a spatial rift sending the solar system to another universe 2042: Fapping can give you superpowers! 2043: Mass flooding due to jizz everywhere 2044: Fapping becomes restrained by formal laws and only a legal privilege of the rich 2045: Aliens lost fate in humanity, war explode again 2046: Aliens steal the human's secrets of power and spread fapping in their colonies 2047: Lost in fapping, Aliens are sex-enslaved by humanity 2048: Global warming sharply worsens and sea levels rise by 50 meters. 2049: The Carpal Tunnel Syndrome becomes a common syndrome due to constant fapping 2050: Radiation fallout in America creates the first asexual human lacking genitals but capable of reproducing by binary fission. 2051: Fap me alpha was invented for the people who had no genitals 2052: An alien plot to overthrow their human overlords results in hydrogen bomb explosion in vladivostok 2053: Collapse of the North Korean regime under Kim Jong-un & collapse of the South Korean government system due to rampant corruption by the Chaebols pushes China & Russia to install Kim Han-sol as the "leader" of the unified Korean Peninsula. 2054: Emerson the last man with genitalia on earth creates a inter dimension portal array allowing surviving humans who were against enslaving, refugees and rebels to escape to a different dimension where monsters and magic are supreme it is called new genesis 2055: The first recorded magi human 'genius' is born in New Genesis. 2056: Fapping has now been added to the Olympics, Replacing everything else. The most anticipated event is the 100m fap sprint. Usain "quick release" Bolt is going for a world record time. 2057: Genetical Purge enacted, man with jizz that have genetical disorder are purged. This act ensures the quality of future generations.