The Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020

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  1. Femme Fatale

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    *boggles* DO people need disclaimers to say: Don't flush an acorn after use?

    *thinking of some people that are on NUF*

    Point taken.

    *lols*
     
    Femme Fatale, Mar 21, 2020
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    I think it is funny that in that second video he says that Jonny Carson caused a 3week toilet paper shortage in the US by making a joke saying that it was flying off the shelves
     
    MahotsukiKonran, Mar 21, 2020
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    this is what the water pourer is for

    keep paper towels for kitchen
     
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    :ROFLMAO:
     
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    Hehehehe

    Or they can get a watering pot and fill it up with water then clean their bottoms. Then wash hands with soap thoroughly. :eek:
     
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    It’s not play doh that cometh outa your a$$. :blob_tilt:
     
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    how do you know? :confused::confused::confused:
     
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    Please see a qualified physician immediately!!!:blobfearful::blobscream:

    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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    I wonder how long this thread will last?:D
     
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    For as long as we have jokes!
     
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    How long is a piece of string...I mean, toilet paper roll?
     
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    Cringe..:facepalm:

    I’m reminded of medieval Japanese undies.:blobfearful:
     
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    Pfft Now all I can think of is sumo wrestlers. :facepalm:
     
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    Self wiping underwear.:blobscream:
     
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    :blobrofl::blobrofl::blobrofl: ugh you two I can't...
    Seriously though I've been laughing at all the people buying up mountains of toilet paper and then yesterday my bff comes home with 4x 50 packs of toilet paper. What on earth...
     
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    He’s a Boy Scout? :ROFLMAO:
     
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    Now that I think of it, I remember when I was much younger, for some reason or other that I can't remember now, I got the idea to play with toilet paper by wetting it, then plastering the ceiling with the wet wad. lol. The wads stayed stuck up there for a really long while before my parents caught on. Just something to consider with the excess toilet paper and the boredom from a lockdown happening at the same time. :p
     
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    I don't even think I use a roll a week. His reply was "You never know". Never know what? If we'll both end up with chronic diarrhea for a year? :notlikeblob:

    You sound like you were an exciting kid to parent xD I've got the packages sitting on a table in the lounge. Was contemplating building a tp tower later on if I get bored...
     
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